Secret Space Fleet: “EDF SS Nautilus”

[YellowSubmarine]

Greetings, Melakon! ...or should i say "all hail...!

Do not listen to Melakon, he is a disinformation agent from our PR department, posting things to discredit the story of our shadow government and secret space fleet on purpose. My department holds the opposing view that we should embrace the story, because it is unlikely that anyone will believe it. Besides, lying in my bunk here on Triton, I am completely unconcerned what folks on Earth thought about us. 87.6% of world governments budgets are already supplied by us, and 97.5% of contributions to politicians are picked by us, Earth has no say.

 

[Relayer1]

There ARE people who fight the good fight, against those who would subjugate you, and keep you in the dark... =)

Now, please be more specific so I can report them to my superiors and they can sent them to our penal colony in 17th century England.

What do you mean ?

It's ALWAYS the 17th century in England...

 

[tharpdevenport]

I have it on good authority half the people in this thread are alien space Nazi's who are really trying to distract us from their plan of stealing the world's cheese supply because they wiped out the one on the moon and had to make way to preserve the partially carved word "CHAIR".

But that in of itself is just a dastardly ploy by the alien lizard people who really run the EPA and are trying to regulate farmers so much they'll stop using cows for meat, so the lizard people can export the cows to their planet for consumption.

Which is in of itself another dastardly ploy by the intersteller cult of the Flying Space Speghetti Monster who trades them for their cows in return to keep all their souls.


But that all pales in comparrison to the fucked up mind boggling idiocy of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic parallel intergalaxtic ruling body...

 

[I amnot Herbert]

Greetings, Melakon! ...or should i say "all hail...!

Do not listen to Melakon, he is a disinformation agent from our PR department, posting things to discredit the story of our shadow government and secret space fleet on purpose. My department holds the opposing view that we should embrace the story, because it is unlikely that anyone will believe it. Besides, lying in my bunk here on Triton, I am completely unconcerned what folks on Earth thought about us. 87.6% of world governments budgets are already supplied by us, and 97.5% of contributions to politicians are picked by us, Earth has no say.

HEH! good stuff! (thanks for the warning)

 

[BillJ]

I've lost several IQ points reading this thread...

 

[I amnot Herbert]

...But that all pales in comparrison to the fucked up min[d] boggling idiocy of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic parallel intergalaxtic ruling body...

oh shit! ...now i've got milk coming out of my nose!

 

[1001001]

I've lost several IQ points reading this thread...

Then our plan is working perfectly....

 

[BillJ]

I've lost several IQ points reading this thread...

Then our plan is working perfectly....

 

[Silvercrest]

If I was taking any of this seriously, I'd wonder why the article concentrated so hard on the black ops spacefleet and totally ignored the somewhat bigger revelation that alien life exists.

why does everything else have to be so shitty too?

this is a very good question!

short answer: it is manufactured to keep your consciousness at a survival-level =(

more complex answer: to make you an economic slave... =(

However, have hope! There ARE people who fight the good fight, against those who would subjugate you, and keep you in the dark... =)

You just got done telling us that our own governments are the ones doing that. Does that mean the aliens are the good guys? (I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.)

Alternative interpretation: B U N K

 

[USS Triumphant]

Greetings! i'm glad that you're able to start catching a wiff...

I just want you to know that I think it's ADORABLE that you're trying to talk down to some of us as though we're ignorant while passing off stuff that sounds like what that one cousin of mine who was known to be the biggest BSer among us used to try to pass off on me and the rest of our cousins at Grandma's house when we were all there. When he and I were in 5th grade.

Admittedly, he did have access to something that none of the rest of us did. A LOT of access.

Pot.

An open mind is good. Unless it is so open that everything falls out.

 

[I amnot Herbert]

If I was taking any of this seriously, I'd wonder why the article concentrated so hard on the black ops spacefleet and totally ignored the somewhat bigger revelation that alien life exists.

that's been pretty well beaten to death (shrug)?

You just got done telling us that our own governments are the ones doing that. Does that mean the aliens are the good guys? (I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.)

Alternative interpretation: B U N K

there are countless different races of "aliens", some are negatively oriented, some positively... the greys are negative, but have been quarantined from the planet... we are protected to a certain extent by positive aliens (Galactic Federation of Light)

WE are children of the stars... the angel Gabriel was supposedly a Pleiadian, and the star of Bethlehem was his ship...

all four of the major races on earth were seeded by different races of "aliens", with the "asian" race being the oldest...

 

[tharpdevenport]

If I was taking any of this seriously, I'd wonder why the article concentrated so hard on the black ops spacefleet and totally ignored the somewhat bigger revelation that alien life exists.

that's been pretty well beaten to death (shrug)?

OMGZ!!!1!! teh goverment has secret space ships from alienz technologee!11!!!

 

[Silvercrest]

all four of the major races on earth were seeded by different races of "aliens", with the "asian" race being the oldest...

Do you even understand anything about biology or the human species?

Starting with the fact that, biologically, there is no such thing as "race." That's a social invention.

I'd recommend comparing notes with Dryson so you can post something more informed.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yes. They also seeded the Romulans, the Cardassians, the Klingons...

Something only The Picard was able to uncover after his friend died "suddenly"...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

all four of the major races on earth were seeded by different races of "aliens", with the "asian" race being the oldest...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. And on that note, we're done here.

I was willing to indulge this nonsense for a little while, but as usual with conspiracy and aliens threads there's little in the way of actual discussion and mostly just the OP lambasting people for not being so openminded that their brains fall out.