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Schweinehunde unter sich - Star Trek / NCIS and so much more (later on)

Ouch!
Leroy Jethro Gibbs opened his eyes, sat up, and touched his shoulder. As a Marine, he had experience with being shot, and the fact that he felt no pain and no blood was seeping from his shoulder made him silently shake his head. It just wasn’t possible. Then his gaze fell on the lifeless body of the young woman staring at him with empty, dead eyes.
Damn it! flashed through the agent’s mind. Why did she have to die?
McGee’s faint groan snapped him out of his thoughts. He was quickly at his side, looking at him as the man sat up and touched his head.
“You okay, McGee?” Gibbs asked, prompting Tim to look at him in confusion, nod, and press a hand to his forehead. “Ouch. That’s gonna leave a bump.”
“McGee, what do you remember?”
The young special agent looked at his boss in surprise, tilted his head, and said, “Well—you pushed me, I hit my head on the room divider, and…”
He paused, and Gibbs could see his face undergo an emotional transformation. Not a literal one, but a metamorphosis of emotions—from genuine confusion in his eyes, with a deeply furrowed brow as he pondered the question, to a brief moment of contemplation with a smooth forehead and clear, focused eyes staring into the distance, to deep concern with a wide-open mouth and eyes widened in shock.
“Laura,” he breathed softly, looking in the direction where he remembered her.
His gaze found her lifeless body.
“N… no,” the novelist stammered, staring in disbelief and shock as Gibbs suddenly grabbed his shoulder and turned him around.
“Look at me,” he said quietly but with a commanding undertone. “Look at me and focus on your anger.”
“B… Boss, who does something like this?”
Disbelief was still evident in McGee’s gaze. And knowing Gibbs well, he could see that the sight hadn’t left his boss unaffected either.
“Ari,” Gibbs said, and McGee froze. “What? B… but Ari’s dead.”
“I know. But still—no one else does something like this.”
Then he looked at McGee and, as if shaking off all his disbelief with a shrug, resumed his commanding role. “Call Ziva and Tony. Tell them to get to headquarters as fast as possible.”

Anthony DiNozzo Jr. was currently preoccupied with other matters. Lost in the gaze of the brown-eyed Israeli beauty, he was running on autopilot. He didn’t know how long he’d been admiring her naked body, surrendering to her kisses, or how long they’d been doing the most irrational thing that had ever crossed their minds, but he knew he didn’t want it to end.
“You’re so beautiful,” he sighed as his hands glided over her bare back. She gave him a stunning smile, pulled him close, and kissed him so fiercely and hungrily that he surrendered completely. Right now, his rational mind wasn’t in charge—desire, instinct, took over. The overwhelming longing he’d felt for this woman’s touch over the years, the sensory overload when their naked bodies finally met, nearly made him shout with joy, and when they gave themselves to each other, it was like he was in heaven. Then the phone rang.

Ziva’s sighs, which had started soft and grown louder and more lustful, now sounded frustrated, and the first thought in Tony DiNozzo’s mind was, “Whoever’s calling now is a dead man.”
“This better be half of NCIS on fire,” he said, glancing at the caller ID and answering. “Yeah, McInter…net, what’s up?”
He’d meant to say “McInterruptus,” but a warning-amused look from Ziva stopped him.
“Tony,” McGee’s voice came through, and the Italian wondered if it had always sounded so whiny or if it was just because the computer-expert agent had dared to interrupt his passionate moment with Ziva.
The next words from the other end made him lose the ground beneath his feet. “Alright, we’re on our way,” he said in a quiet, almost toneless voice.
He turned to Ziva, who looked at him with concern and confusion.
“Get dressed. There’s been an attack on NCIS.”
He grabbed his boxers and got dressed—not even thinking to watch Ziva cover her stunning body, as a distant worry echoed in his mind. A scene flashed before his eyes.


Tony looked at the redhead. “Counterquestion—why would she do it? Why would the witness lie?”
Pause.
His counterpart looked at the ceiling, tilted her head back and forth as if weighing something, and furrowed her brow. Then she fixed him with a stare from those incredibly green eyes. “Maybe she had an affair with Captain Stone and killed him because she’s crazy?”
Tony frowned in return and shook his head. “I don’t think she’s nuts.”
The redhead grinned. “So the witness who claims to have seen us isn’t Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?”
“What?” Tony blinked in surprise, looking at her, his face a picture of disbelief. “Who?”
“Well, you said the witness framing me isn’t ‘gaga.’ How many ‘Gagas’ do you know? I only know one—Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga.”
The NCIS agent stared at her, dumbfounded, and shook his head. He was about to respond when three shots rang out from the next room.
The redhead looked at Tony in horror, and he stared back, equally shocked. In an instant, they were both on their feet, rushing to the door. He wanted to stop and tell her she couldn’t come along, but she was already at the door, opening it and running toward the source of the noise, her red hair flowing. Tony followed—hoping Ziva was okay. What had happened?
He reached the door where the redhead stood, her eyes wide with horror, and he saw why. Someone was lying in the doorway.
Glancing at the shoes, he noted they weren’t Ziva’s service shoes—hers had a slight heel; these were flat. Just as he reached the door, he felt sick.

The body before him lay in a pool of blood, the eyes he’d seen so often staring blankly into the distance, the brown jacket he wore soaked in blood.
Not him!” flashed through Tony’s mind. “Anything but him!

Ziva knelt beside the man, checking for a pulse, but Tony knew the beautiful brown eyes of the Israeli would soon fill with tears, just as he felt his own green eyes doing. He swallowed hard and glanced at the man holding the weapon, who was getting up from the floor.
“I hope you know what you’ve done,” he growled, struggling to maintain his composure. The man nodded. “Yes, I just killed your murderer.”


“G… Gibbs,” DiNozzo stammered suddenly, and Ziva, who had just pulled her shirt over her head, looked at him with concern. “Did something happen to Gibbs?”
Tony swallowed, shook his head, and looked at her. “I… I just saw Gibbs in my mind. He… was dead.”
The beautiful Israeli’s face turned into a mask of horror. “What?”
“He…”
He didn’t get further. He saw something flying toward him, heard a loud whistle, and felt something hit his chest.

Ari had arrived at the designated location. Why they wanted to meet him here, of all places, was beyond him. There was a red-brick church, its architectural style a mystery to the Israeli; a large plaza that reminded him vaguely of a schoolyard; a modern building with mirrored windows on the left side of Capitol Street Northwest; and on the right, another red-brick building that looked like a city hall or something. Why he was supposed to meet here, he just didn’t understand.

Then a car pulled up in front of him. A large black Ford LTD with tinted windows, one of which slid down, revealing a man in a black suit and sunglasses. “Get in.”
Ari recognized the tone—a curt command, like the ones his father used to give when he was selected as a double agent for Mossad. And for that, they’d sent him to a school to learn refined conversation. Tsk.
But the assassin complied, opened the back door, placed the sports bag in the car, and climbed in.
He didn’t have much time to take in the car’s interior, though, as he felt a sting in his neck and then nothing.

When Agatha left the café with Cal, she was endlessly grateful that Starfleet uniforms were made of a rather remarkable fabric. You could take a dive through a lake, and while your hair would cling wetly to your body, the uniform stayed in shape despite the dampness. Plus, you didn’t feel as cold since the uniform somehow kept you warm. She didn’t know how it worked, and as with the blessings of the era you live in, she didn’t want to know. It just worked, and that was enough. Even if she saw a slight glint of disappointment in Cal’s eyes that the uniform didn’t cling to her body even more.
Sometimes, the Captain was a bit of a perv. And she meant that in a positive way, since they were a couple. Still, she didn’t have to tolerate everything he thought or said. She turned to Cal and grinned. “So, where to now?”
With the nonchalance of a great explorer, the Captain reached for his tricorder and flipped it open.
Back at the Academy, Cal had admired Captain Kirk’s coolness in flipping open his communicator. In modern times, though, the communicator was just a brooch you tapped, which— as the Captain had once told her—took all the coolness out of contacting the ship. At least he could still flip open the tricorder with style. Or what he considered style.
“T.A.S.’s house is two kilometers down the street, then left, another three hundred meters, and right.”
“And you want to walk that?” she asked, stunned.
Cal grinned. “What’s wrong, sweetheart? Out of breath already?”
She shook her head. “Not me—you know I was on the endurance running team at the Academy. I can handle a few kilometers. You, on the other hand, always dodged sports whenever you could. Need I remind you of the balance beam disaster at the Academy?”
“Hey, you caught me.”
“You fell on me,” she corrected, grinning.
“And then you slapped me.”
“Because you said I was soft.”
“You are soft.”
She rolled her eyes. “Two kilometers down the street, right?”
And she set off.

When Ari Haswari opened his eyes, he was lying on a rooftop. Someone behind him was reciting numbers.
Confused, the Israeli rubbed his eyes and instinctively grabbed the rifle stock in front of him, a reflex honed over years.
He glanced over his shoulder at the man reciting numbers. It was the suit guy who’d ordered him into the car.
“Next time, it’d be nice if you told me—”
“Latest rifle,” the man in the suit said in a bored, almost mechanical tone, peering through binoculars. “You might want to take a look.”
He handed the binoculars to Ari.
Ari took them, looked through, and grimaced in disgust.
Tony DiNozzo’s bare torso was visible, and just as he wondered why he was watching him, a dark brown curly head emerged from the pillows.
Ari’s blood froze.
“That’s…” he began, and the suit guy said in the same bored tone, “Your half-sister. Correct.”
Ari grabbed the rifle stock and took aim.
At that moment, Tony pulled away from Ziva, went to a phone, and spoke to someone.
It wasn’t hard to guess who.
“Not yet,” the suit guy said, and Ari looked at him, stunned. “What am I waiting for?”
“Three seconds.”
Ari counted to 23 internally and pulled the trigger. Then he watched, bewildered, as the bullet hit its mark. Tony was struck, yes. But there was no blood.


Sparks flew from the man’s chest.
 

Chapter 10
Ziva leaned forward and checked Cal’s pulse.


“Have you reached them, McGee?” an impatient Leroy Jethro Gibbs asked his subordinate, who was casting a sad glance at the stretcher carrying Petty Officer Laura McConnaugh out of NCIS headquarters.
He hadn’t even had the chance to get to know her better.
Sighing, he turned to Gibbs and shook his head. “It’s so senseless, Boss. I don’t get it. Why would anyone want to shoot Laura? She never hurt anyone.”
Gibbs’ ice-blue eyes pierced into his soul. They held both compassion and, paradoxically, anger toward him. Only now did McGee realize why—Gibbs had asked him something.
“Oh,” he snapped back to the present. “I… yeah, I called them about three minutes ago.”
“Well, try again.”
The impatience in Gibbs’ voice was growing more evident.

“Agatha? Is it much farther?” the Starfleet officer asked, sparking a feeling of deep, inner triumph in the beautiful woman. A smile formed on her full lips as she turned to her boyfriend and captain. “I thought you wanted to walk the whole way.”
“Yeah, but… is it much farther?”
“Well, actually…”
She didn’t get any further as a familiar sound reached her ears—a loud hiss she hadn’t heard in years. Unpleasant memories surged within her.


“We can’t hold this position any longer, Commander!” shouted the older man, raising his phaser rifle to provide cover fire for the Commander. It worked only marginally, as one of the incoming blasts knocked him off his feet, and another shot ended the Commander’s life.
Terrified, the 16-year-old girl and the seemingly apathetic 17-year-old boy huddled in the corner as the ceiling crashed down before them, burying the Commander and the other officer—or rather, their bodies—beneath it.
It was dark, and in 16-year-old Agatha Silverbird, the thought arose that this was it. Her heart raced as the apathetic Cal beside her began to stir. “It’s… it’s so dark here,” he said, and Agatha, grasping her friend’s hand, felt it cold and clammy. She wasn’t a doctor, but she feared he was going into shock. His clammy skin and the next, chilling question confirmed her suspicion: “Gathy-chan, where are we?”
“Cal,” she whispered with all the calm and composure she could muster—not an easy feat given the circumstances—“we’re at Starfleet Academy, remember?”
“Y… yeah,” came the muffled reply from the teenager. “But why is it so dark?”
Footsteps echoed from outside. Breen?
In a quick, instinctive reaction, Agatha grabbed Cal’s head and clamped her hand over his mouth, which he answered with a loud yell. But her hand muffled the sound.
“If you want to live, shut up,” she hissed, leaning closer. “Cal, we’ve been attacked. Do you remember?”
He shook his head, growing more restless. The sound of more polaron rifles—or whatever the Breen and Jem’Hadar were firing—discharging outside, met with the unmistakable return fire of Federation phasers, made it hard for her to stay calm. She heard the screams of officers outside, giving their lives to protect Starfleet Academy from the Gamma Quadrant invaders, and feared it would do little good. If the Breen could launch such a powerful surprise attack on Starfleet Academy—on Sector 001, on Earth, the very heart of the Federation—and no one could stop them, they were truly screwed.
Cal’s weakening resistance snapped her out of her thoughts. He no longer fought against her hand over his mouth, and if she was honest, he was barely doing anything at all. His head slumped forward, his body growing heavier, and then he collapsed against her chest.
Just as she was about to slap him for it, she realized he’d lost consciousness.
“My hero,” she muttered. But no sooner had the thought crossed her mind than an almost irresistible wave of exhaustion washed over her. It had to be either shock—because she doubted she was entirely unaffected by the events around her—or the oxygen levels in this “prison” weren’t exactly ideal. She rolled her eyes as she noticed the phaser fire outside had subsided. Now, she heard scattered voices.
“There’s someone here,” one called, only to report a moment later that the person was dead.
“Damn monsters,” Agatha heard a man’s voice, one she’d heard before. William T. Riker.
Carefully, she let Cal’s head rest in her lap and pounded on the ceiling with both fists. “WE’RE HERE!”
“Commander,” a woman’s muffled voice came from outside, “I’m picking up life signs behind this debris.”
“YES!” Agatha shouted. “WE’RE HERE!”
“CAN YOU HEAR ME?” Riker yelled. “KNOCK ONCE IF YOU CAN HEAR US!”
“YES!” Agatha screamed, looking for something to pound against the ceiling. She pulled one of her long legs up, slipped off her shoe, and hammered it against the debris.
“Sir, Lieutenants Agatha Silverbird and Calvin Nathan Cat are trapped behind this ceiling,” came the emotionless voice of the android the fleet knew as Data. Tears of relief streamed down Agatha’s cheeks at the prospect of rescue. Then exhaustion overtook her, and she collapsed.

She opened her eyes to the sound of stones grinding against each other. Dazed, she looked around. In that moment, the ceiling, which had fallen in one piece, was lifted away by snow-white hands. Agatha blinked against the harsh light and sighed in relief as she saw the familiar figures of the *Enterprise-E* crew.



“Sweetheart?” Cal’s voice pulled her from her thoughts, and she looked at him, startled. “What?”
“Did you hear that too?” her CO asked, squinting at her. The Commander nodded. “Yeah—I think it was a phaser rifle.”
“Who’s firing a phaser rifle in the 21st century?” the CO asked, looking around in surprise as he heard a loud, feminine scream.
“Where… did that come from?” he asked.

Agatha’s heart raced as she heard the scream. She flinched, trying to pinpoint its source. It could only have come from the building they were standing in front of. She thought for a moment, tapped Cal on the shoulder, and said, “I think from here.”
She turned, read the names on the buzzers, and felt her stomach churn.
Temporal paradox.
Oh God, please no. flashed through her mind.

It wasn’t in Ziva’s nature to scream, but she only realized she had when it was already done.
The fear for the motionless DiNozzo before her stole her breath. Astonishingly, no blood flowed from the well-toned body of the half-Italian, but he lay sprawled there, showing no signs of life.
“Damn it,” she cursed, dropping to her knees beside him and checking his pulse. It was there, but racing like a high-speed train on an open track.
“Damn it, DiNozzo, don’t do this to me,” she growled, and…

In that moment, the door was kicked off its hinges, and two figures stood in the room with weapons drawn—a man and a woman, both vaguely familiar.
“Who…” she began, only to find herself tackled to the ground by the man in the next moment.
“Agatha, secure the target…”
He didn’t get further. Ziva let out a battle cry and drove her knee into the man’s groin.
He reacted as she’d expected a man would.
“GNNNNGH,” he groaned, collapsing off her and clutching the aching area.
“Ungh,” he gasped. “That… hurt.”

Cal rolled onto his back, hands protectively over the now-throbbing body parts, and was stunned to see Ziva David’s dark eyes—whom he’d only meant to protect—sparkling with amusement, mischief, and a hint of disapproval. She grabbed the weapon, which could easily have been mistaken for a Beretta, and pointed it at him.
“Tackling a woman to the ground like that? Really bad form, mister,” she said with a trace of mockery in her voice.

Now that she had someone to vent her frustrations on, her worry for DiNozzo lingered, but the sense of helplessness she’d felt was gone.
As she looked at Cal and Agatha, she grinned ironically. “You’re… that nutcase, aren’t you?”
Cal swallowed.
“Say,” he cleared his throat, turning to Agatha despite staring down the barrel of the gun, “didn’t you hit them with the new Binford 4600 amnesia grenade?”
The woman laughed. “Sweetheart, apparently Ziva’s mind is very—resilient.”
“You could also say stubborn,” Cal muttered.
“Okay,” Ziva said, raising the weapon and aiming it at Cal’s forehead. “Captain, what the hell is going on here?”

Visibly swallowing, the captain of the *USS Dragonfly* looked at Ziva. The beautiful Israeli got the sense his gaze was slightly frantic, as if he didn’t know what he could or should say. But the thought “If you don’t want me to blow your head off, you’d better come up with a believable explanation” was definitely readable in his eyes. In contrast, the look the beautiful redhead shot the man, though he couldn’t really see it since he was maintaining eye contact with Ziva, was one of exasperation.
“Miss David,” Cal began, attempting a smile that veered more toward caricature, “I… I know you’re worried about Mr. DiNozzo, but—trust me, it’ll all clear up.”
With that, Ziva pressed the phaser’s muzzle against his forehead. “I’m waiting,” she growled, her eyes narrowed to slits.
“He… he’s just stunned,” the man who’d introduced himself as Cal said hastily. “He’ll wake up in an hour.”
“Are you screwing with me?” she hissed, grabbing him by the collar and pulling him to the ground. “Check his pulse.”
The man’s brown eyes met hers in confusion, prompting her to repeat her demand with more force and volume: “CHECK HIS PULSE!
“Agatha?” the man, still with the weapon pressed to his forehead, asked in a voice that had lost all its commanding tone. The woman standing in the doorway, fiddling with something the size of a cigarette pack, shrugged. Without looking up, she said, “She’s probably running through her Mossad protocol right now. What do you expect when you shoot her boyfriend right in front of her?”
With trembling hands, the man checked Tony’s pulse and looked at her. “F… for a phaser hit, this pulse is completely normal. M… mine would be racing like that too.”
“Prove it.”
Cal looked at her. “Sorry?”
PROVE IT!” the woman thundered, and Cal flinched. If she looked closely, Ziva could swear she saw tiny tears glistening in his eyes. Whether from fear, anger, or defiance, she didn’t know.
“Okay, okay,” he said, standing and moving to the bed. He turned to Agatha and nodded. “Do it.”
“Are you insane?” the beautiful redhead asked, and the captain winked at her. “Yeah—and?”
“Okay, on your responsibility. You’re the boss.”
With that, she raised the phaser and aimed at his chest.
“Sweetheart?” he said with a crooked smile. “I love you.”
“I love you too.”
And with that, she fired.

The moment Cal collapsed onto the bed from the force of the hit, Ziva was on her feet, checking his pulse.
Agatha shook her head and smiled. “The man’s completely nuts.”
Then she fixed her gaze on Ziva. “So, what do your medical skills tell you, Agent David?”
“His pulse is racing.”
“Like he said,” Agatha replied, holstering her weapon and kneeling beside the prone Tony. She checked his pulse and nodded. “Yup—phaser stun, level three. He’ll be up in about 40 minutes. He’ll have a hell of a hangover, but—it’ll all sort itself out.”
Then she went to Ziva, checked the unconscious captain’s pulse, and smiled with satisfaction. “His pulse is racing just the same—I’d say in about an hour, I can drag him out of here.”
Ziva looked at her. “W… wait a minute, you can’t just leave. Why did someone shoot at Tony, and why stun him for an hour?”
Agatha shrugged. “You’re asking me something I don’t know.”

“I’m gonna kill DiNozzo,” Leroy Jethro Gibbs muttered as he tried—for what felt like the 10,000th time—to reach his special agent. The electronic voice kept repeating: “The person you have called is temporarily not available.”
There were plenty of ways to annoy Gibbs, and this voicemail was definitely one of them.
“I’m gonna kill him,” he said again, glancing at McGee, who was hunched over his keyboard, trying to track down DiNozzo’s phone.
When the computer spat out that Tony’s phone was at Ziva’s apartment, the novelist could guess why it was there.
McGee’s eyes briefly widened to saucer-like proportions before he tried to hide his surprise. Right now, he felt like Q from James Bond, tasked with tracking down 007 via satellite or camera while he was rolling around in the sheets with his latest love interest. Usually, Q would cut the feed, blame it on a technical glitch, and—that’s exactly what McGee wanted to do now. He pressed a key, the message disappeared, and he cleared his throat.
“Uh… Gibbs?”
The man in the blazer turned to him, his ice-blue eyes locking onto the novelist, who swallowed hard.
He knows when I’m lying. He always knows. flashed through McGee’s mind. He knows when I’m sleeping, he knows when I’m awake, he knows if I’ve been good or bad… wait, that’s a Christmas song.
With the tune of “You Better Watch Out” playing in his head—not to be confused with his inner ear, more like his inner eye—he cleared his throat again.
“I… my search query… it didn’t work. I think Tony turned off his phone.”
The special agent fixed him with a look that sent McGee’s heart racing.
Damn it, he knows. He just knows. How can I lie to my boss? What am I thinking?
“Then try reaching Ziva, at least,” Gibbs grumbled, and McGee nodded. “Got it, Boss.”
With that, he flipped open his phone.

Gibbs walked a few steps, stepped into the elevator, and closed the door, shaking his head.
Does McGee really think I’m completely out of touch? It’s obvious Tony’s with Ziva. They work great together, and it wouldn’t surprise me if they found each other attractive. If they’ve really slept together, they’ve broken one of my rules, but—there’s always Rule 51. Sometimes you’re wrong, old dog.
And with that, he headed to the basement to see Ducky.

“You’re not going anywhere,” Ziva said to the beautiful woman who hadn’t introduced herself but whom Ziva somehow knew was named Agatha.
“No problem,” Agatha smiled. “I have to wait an hour for him to wake up anyway. Or do you seriously think I’d grab him and drag him around? He weighs a ton.”
“He doesn’t look like it,” Ziva noted, making Agatha smile again. “Well, he’s heavy. And when he’s unconscious, he can’t help, so I’d have to carry his full weight. And—though I did pretty well in sports at the Academy—that’s not happening.”
“I get it,” Ziva grinned. “I don’t think I could just lift and carry Tony either.”
“Speaking of Tony. Is it that far along already?”
Ziva’s mood shifted. From friendly openness, it turned to slight suspicion. “Is what that far along?”
Asking this while narrowing her eyes to slits was second nature for Ziva, and Agatha shrugged.
“Well… what’s today’s date?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Well,” Agatha said, tilting her head and looking at her, “I just mean—it feels like…”
No, she couldn’t say it. That would completely disrupt the space-time continuum.
“Like what?” the beautiful Israeli asked, and Agatha met her gaze. “Uh… well… like it’s going to be a nice day.”
“No, no, no, you were about to ask something else.”
Agatha sighed and looked into her eyes.
“No,” she said with resolute certainty. “I wasn’t going to say anything else, and you didn’t hear anything.”
“Of course I did.”
Inwardly, the beautiful redhead shook her head at herself. That might work on Cal, but not on this strong-willed woman.
Just as she braced herself to either hypnotize Ziva—something she’d learned from Gina but doubted would work on Ziva’s mind—or set off another Binford amnesia grenade, Ziva’s phone rang.
With a practiced motion, she flipped it open.

In about ten minutes, Gibbs and McGee would be here, the lead investigator had informed her, sounding anything but pleased.
Glancing at the unconscious half-Italian, Ziva said, “Maybe we should find him a more comfortable spot, don’t you think?”
Agatha smiled. “I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot more of each other. Call me Agatha.”
She extended her hand, which the Israeli took, responding with a smile and, “I’m Ziva.”
The “I know” Agatha swallowed faster than she could’ve said it.
Both women leaned forward, each grabbing one of the unconscious half-Italian’s arms, pulling him into a standing position.
As Agatha’s hand slid over the firm muscles of DiNozzo’s right arm, she noted that Cal didn’t have quite the same definition.
Smiling, she glanced at Ziva, thinking that in just four years, this woman would marry this man and find happiness. *Lucky girl*, she thought, then helped the attractive Israeli haul her soon-to-be-husband onto the couch, where he slumped again.
“Stubborn, isn’t he?” Agatha asked, and Ziva grinned. “Oh, you have no idea.”
“I get it—mine’s just the same,” the beautiful redhead laughed, glancing back at the bedroom. “And what do we do with him? I mean, our presence here shouldn’t exactly…”
“I know, I know… how is the German expression? “Sollte nicht unbedingt an den Großglockner gehangen warden?”
“An die große Glocke – it has nothing to do with the mountain, instead you should not put it on the biggest bell – it has probably something to do with the church and… ” Agatha began to correct but shook her head. Somehow, Ziva’s struggle with idioms was kind of adorable.
“Well,” the Israeli snapped the beautiful German out of her thoughts, “we could just…”

Gibbs was not amused.
One of his top investigators was lying on Ziva’s black couch, sleeping the sleep of the righteous, and Ziva had nothing better to do than ask if he wanted tea?
A few minutes ago, they’d arrived, rung the bell, and Ziva had greeted them with a friendly smile.
“Gibbs, it’s good to see you’re okay,” she said, gesturing behind her. “Come on in.”
The lead investigator and McGee entered the apartment, looked around, and saw DiNozzo lying on the couch.
For a brief moment, a faint, amused glint flickered in Gibbs’ eyes.
His entire team must think he was so old, calcified, and blind that he didn’t notice his team members falling for each other.
“I assume he was having coffee with you here?” the special agent asked with a hint of irony. “I mean, you were supposed to come straight back to the Navy Yard after questioning PFCs Turner, Riker, and Troi.”
Ziva’s heart skipped a beat.
Right—the questioning. She’d completely forgotten about that the moment Tony had flirted with the attractive blonde, Troi’s wife. She’d only meant to teach him a little lesson by flirting with him on the drive back to the Yard.
She hadn’t expected him to respond so eagerly, and then… there was no stopping it.
It was as if a floodgate had opened, and all the emotions she felt for Tony had rushed into her heart. It was almost as if she’d been swept away by a wave of burgeoning desire—which, more or less, was true.
She’d plead temporary insanity, she’d…
And then she saw Gibbs’ look.
Yes, he was disappointed—personally, humanly, deeply hurt. But if she’d learned to read Gibbs’ looks over the years, it wasn’t so much about them sleeping together as it was about unnecessarily dragging out an investigation…

Bam
Ziva heard something knock from inside her bedroom.
She rolled her eyes as Gibbs and McGee spun around, startled, and advanced toward the bedroom with weapons drawn.
She was starting to feel played. Was today open house?
Another knock came from her large wardrobe.
“Got any more visitors, Ziva?” McGee asked, sounding uncertain, amused, maybe even a bit jealous. Who knows what he’s imagining—some naked models fooling around? Oh God, I’m spending too much time with DiNozzo. flashed through Ziva’s mind, especially since she knew what…
In that moment, Gibbs slid open the wardrobe door and shouted, “Federal agency, come out of the closet!”
As soon as he said it, he realized how ridiculous it sounded.
“Don’t shoot,” came a pleasant female voice, and the beautiful redhead who’d introduced herself to Ziva as Agatha stepped out. She seemed to be holding something.
“Hands up,” Gibbs said, and Agatha quickly complied, only to curse herself a split second later.
Cal came tumbling out, face-planting onto the floor and lying still.
“Hello,” the beautiful redhead smiled. “I assume you remember us?”
Gibbs holstered his weapon. “You’re Agatha Silverbird.”
“Starfleet tech isn’t what it used to be,” the woman sighed, glancing at Cal, who, to top it all off, had now rolled onto his side and wrapped his left hand around Agatha’s calf.
“Sometimes he can be really embarrassing,” she said.
McGee nodded.
 
“Commander Silverbird,” Gibbs cleared his throat, “what’s going on here?”
The young woman turned her gaze to the gray-haired lead investigator and smiled innocently. “We… just wanted to visit Agent David?”
“And hide in her closet for that,” McGee pointed out, earning an annoyed glance from Gibbs. Acknowledging it with a “‘Sorry, Boss,” he looked at Ziva, who seemed like she wanted to sink into the floor from embarrassment. It was understandable. Just think about the impression this made.
“Are you part of this group?” McGee voiced the thought Gibbs had, and Ziva feared, prompting a grin from Agatha.
“But of course,” the beautiful redhead said in a tone Cal would’ve grinningly described as “stolen from Jack O’Neill and perfected.” “Her rank isn’t ‘Agent David,’ but Captain David of the *USS River Song*.”
Tim blinked at Agatha, stunned. “River Song?”
“‘Hello, Sweetie,’” the redhead grinned, and Gibbs shot a glance at his agent. “McGee? Talk to me.”
“Uh,” the agent took a breath, putting on his famous “I’ll-explain-the-simplest-things-with-as-many-technical-terms-as-possible” face before turning to Gibbs. “It’s… a TV series.”
“Doctor Who,” Ziva interjected, and Agatha grinned. “The classic among sci-fi series.”
“They still watch that in the future?” McGee asked.
“Of course,” the beautiful redhead grinned. “There are even dedicated holodeck programs for… wait a second, how do you know we’re from the future?”
The agent shrugged, took a breath, and looked around uninspired—perhaps hoping for a little help from Gibbs or Ziva.
“I… have no idea, but I think that grenade you left on Tony’s desk had something to do with it,” McGee said, and the gray-haired lead investigator looked at Agatha with a mix of curiosity and anger. “Grenade?”
“A Binford 4600 amnesia grenade,” the beautiful redhead explained. “It’s… supposed to erase your memory and rewind the day, but… somehow it didn’t work.”
She looked around apologetically. “Sorry—no one should know more about their own future than absolutely necessary.”

Blinding light hit Ari’s eyes, and he wondered where he was now.
He remembered shooting at Tony DiNozzo, and the ammunition had a strange effect on the half-Italian’s body. He’d collapsed with sparks flying from his chest. Nobody collapses with sparks flying from their chest. But just as he’d turned to the suit guy, the man had aimed some kind of weapon at him and fired.
The fact that he wasn’t dead could only mean the suit guy had used stun ammunition. What he didn’t understand was why anyone would do that. It was pointless. And above all, it was unprofessional. A hitman like him, if he didn’t want to take the fall for the job, would’ve used a scapegoat, discreetly taken them out—maybe gotten them drunk and ensured the English phrase “to take the fall” wasn’t just an expression. Drunk, they’d stumble over the roof’s edge and be found a few meters below with a broken neck.
But no. His employer clearly wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not only had he left him alive, but he’d also ensured Ari could identify him if needed.
Someone like that didn’t exactly scream genius, but—as long as they helped him get revenge on the NCIS team, especially Gibbs, he didn’t really care.
There were worse things than working for someone who didn’t know the basics of being a hitman. As long as *he* knew what to do…

Blinding light hit Tony DiNozzo’s eyes, and he wondered what had happened.
In his mind’s eye, he saw the naked, feminine charms of his partner Ziva David, her beautiful face lost in the throes of passion, and…
A blinding light had dazzled him.
What had happened?
As he pondered, he felt his head was about to explode.
“What the h…” he muttered, clutching his head and pausing when he realized he was no longer in Ziva’s bedroom but lying on the black leather couch in her living room.
What had happened? Had he passed out from pleasure, or…
Or was that blinding light something else?
Just as he mulled it over, he flinched as a familiar man leaned into his field of vision with a faintly amused grin.
“Well, DiNozzo? Slept long enough?”
“Boss?!” the man gasped, trying to sit up, when he caught Ziva’s gaze.
Was that worry in her eyes?
In that moment, he resolved to find out what had happened. He just couldn’t remember, only that what he *did* recall had felt *really* good. But what happened after…
He couldn’t place it. Only his head ached.
“I…” Tony began, and Gibbs shot him a look that cut through him like a knife. Damn it, flashed through his mind. He knows something.
“Tell me later, DiNozzo,” the gray-haired man growled, and Tony—almost against his will—swallowed. Gibbs gave him another look that said, “I know what’s going on, and when you’re back on your game, I’m gonna tear you a new one,” then turned away and walked toward McGee, who was out of Tony’s line of sight.
Tony’s eyes scanned the room and found Ziva’s gaze fixed on him. Her brown eyes gave him courage and strength as he tried to ask her with his eyes the simple question: “What the hell happened?”

Agatha stood with her hands clasped behind her back, posture straight, observing the scene unfolding before her. It was *the* example—almost a stereotype—of a typical Gibbs-and-co. moment. The confrontation was happening. A faint smile played on the XO’s full lips as she heard a soft groan.
Glancing at Cal, who was lying on the bed, opening his eyes and rubbing them, she noted her boyfriend was coming to.
“Well, awake?” she asked, walking to the bed and helping him sit up.
“Sweetheart, got the license plate of the truck that hit me?” he grinned, then shook his head. “Man, that line is such a cliché, it’s not even funny.”
Agatha laughed brightly. “I’d say it had measurements of 36-24-36, a tight uniform, fiery red hair, grass-green eyes, and a phaser that knocked you out for an hour.”
Grinning crookedly, Cal stood and tilted his head. “So, did we find out anything we could’ve found out?”
“Well,” the young woman shrugged, “not much—just the usual. What they don’t know—what no one here knows—is that Tony was hit by a phaser rifle. Or something built similarly to a phaser rifle.”
Cal tilted his head, looking into her beautiful eyes. “W… what now?”
“Something built like a phaser rifle. It knocked DiNozzo off his feet.”
“Come on, don’t talk nonsense,” Cal said, a bit louder than necessary—or, better yet, than was good for his head. “I mean… who’s running around firing a phaser rifle here?”
Agatha shrugged. “Tracy-Boy?”
“Tracy-Boy?” Cal echoed, looking at her almost incredulously.
The XO nodded. “It’s probably him, don’t you think, sweetheart?”

Tony looked into Ziva’s brown eyes—they had a thoughtful, distant expression, and he cleared his throat. She flinched briefly, blinked, and looked at him. The NCIS agent smiled. “Don’t tell me I startled you. You—Ziva David, cold-blooded Mossad killer.”
“You should focus on explaining how you ended up in the lioness’s den, DiNozzo,” he suddenly heard Gibbs’ voice, followed by a smack to the back of his head.
*“A slap in the face is an insult. A smack to the back of the head is a wake-up call,”* was his boss’s philosophy, and the Italian rolled his eyes. He hadn’t been woken up this painfully in weeks.
“‘Sorry, Boss,’” he said, turning to Gibbs. “I… I don’t know how to explain it. It was just…”
He trailed off.
He’d wanted to say *kismet*, but the look Gibbs shot him made it clear that if he said it, Gibbs would tear him apart even more.
Yes—*el jefe* was angry. Probably not just a little angry, but angry enough to…
What? Kill someone? Probably not. Sure, there were situations where Gibbs didn’t shy away from lethal force, but this wasn’t one of them. He’d probably just reassign him—which was bad enough.
God, he hadn’t just broken a directive; he’d violated one of Gibbs’ most fundamental rules. He might as well have knocked the coffee cup out of his hand.
“Boss,” he began, “I…”
He didn’t get further.

Cal looked at his XO.
“What are you gonna do? Are you nuts? You didn’t learn that.”
“Gina taught me after that mess on Kaluna Prime.”
“For God’s sake, don’t remind me.”
Agatha swallowed. It really wasn’t the most pleasant of memories.


Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
Mud splattered around them, and the rain pouring from above wasn’t exactly pleasant. Damn cold. It seeped through their clothes, despite the damn thermal underwear and cold-resistant uniforms.
Damn it.
The explosions around them were hot, and the cold rain… well, you could say the temperature balanced out mathematically. But that was an old joke and completely inaccurate. With raised phasers, Cal and Agatha advanced into the priest’s sanctuary, who had enthralled nearly 50 percent of their crew. Maybe because this priest was a priestess running around in extremely revealing clothing.
Agatha rolled her eyes.

Cal had been on Earth—at the SGC. He should’ve read that ridiculous file about the Hathor incident, when the Goa’uld had taken over the SGC and rendered the men sexually submissive. But no—apparently, the captain had decided to skip that part.

The captain’s brown hair was now plastered to his body, just like the XO’s fiery red hair, which had lost some of its vibrancy.
“Cal, do you really think we can get her?”
The young officer’s phaser hissed briefly, his brown eyes meeting her grass-green ones, sparkling with optimism.
“Have I ever given up? I don’t even know the meaning of that word.”
“I know who’s getting a dictionary for their birthday,” Agatha grinned crookedly, and it must’ve been so infectious that the captain grinned too.
“We’ll nab this priestess. Don’t worry.”
She looked at him, nodded, and gently brushed his cheek. “I’m not worried about me. You’re the one who fits her prey profile.”
“Oh, come on. Because I’m the captain? The alpha male? Because the ship’s mine?”
“I was thinking more because every other guy except you has been enthralled,” Agatha said in an extremely dry tone. The young man rolled his eyes. “And what makes you so sure she’ll get me too?”
“She’s good,” Agatha said, pointing to the temple, where the priestess emerged with swaying hips and an extremely skimpy outfit.
“My children, come to me.”
And no sooner had she spoken than the male crew of the *Dragonfly* stepped out behind her, moving as one—never had the phrase fit better.
Cal swallowed and aimed his weapon at the men who’d just appeared. “Okay, now, that is impressive.”
He looked at Agatha. “But don’t worry, I’m not stupid enough to fall for the most obvious traps.”
Agatha smiled—and froze as something stirred in the temple.
Damn it.

It wasn’t as simple as it had been at the SGC.
There, Hathor had only had a strong influence on the men and was smart enough to lock up the women. But this priestess was… better.
She raised her well-manicured hand, snapped her fingers, and Agatha swallowed hard. Someone approached the priestess—Gina Intrupper, the ship’s doctor.
If this woman could manipulate women too, then…
“Agatha?” she heard Gina’s gentle voice and swallowed hard. Please no, please no.
Back at the Academy, when they’d been roommates, they’d helped each other with different subjects. Agatha had always asked Gina to study command techniques with her, while she’d helped the budding doctor with assignments like autogenic training, advanced counseling, and “Hypnosis for Beginners.” That is, Gina had tried to put her into a trance, which apparently worked, because one day Agatha had a complete blackout after training with her.
She couldn’t quite remember what word Gina had used; she only recalled her consciousness fading…

The next thing she noticed was the ceiling lights of the sickbay. Gina, leaning over her, smiled gently.
“Don’t worry, sweetie. No need to be scared; everything’s fine now.”
She sat up, blinked, and looked into the captain’s incredibly hazel eyes, which—seemed empty.
“What’s with him?” Agatha asked, and Gina shrugged. “You’d know better than me. But I’ll give him this—he sent Scotty to the mat with one quick punch. I had to work on his broken nose for three hours.”
“Gina, I…” the first officer began, and the beautiful doctor winked at her, amused. “Don’t worry, sweetie. I’m sure Cal will be happy to explain. Once you release him from your spell.”
“Spell?”
She turned to the captain, who was smiling dreamily, and rolled her eyes. “Well, he kept his promise. The priestess didn’t get him.”
Gina grinned. “But you did.”
“You think?” the XO asked, wrapping her arms around him and kissing him. “Come here, you.”
The captain blinked, shook his head, and stretched. “Wow… hey, what… what happened?”
“This programming works perfectly,” Gina whispered to the XO, winking. With that, she left the sickbay, leaving a grinning XO and a confused Cal behind.



“You want to hypnotize them all?” Cal’s whispered voice snapped her back to the present. “That’s a really crazy idea. And *I* have the monopoly on crazy ideas in this relationship.”
“No, it’s more of an oligopoly. We both love a crazy idea now and then,” Agatha grinned, stroking his cheek and planting a kiss on his earlobe.
“You know that with the Ferengi, this would lead to something we can’t fully play out due to the rating of the fanfiction we’re in? Kind of a shame.” With a loving smile, she stroked his other ear and purred, “I know. But: work first, pleasure later.”

“What exactly happened?” McGee whispered to the gray-haired lead investigator, who silenced him with an annoyed side glance. Well, “silenced” was an exaggeration. In reality, McGee opened and closed his mouth, muttered a “‘Sorry, Boss,” and was about to turn to Ziva when he froze mid-motion. A kaleidoscope of indescribable beauty suddenly appeared on the wall of Ziva’s apartment. McGee had no choice but to look.
 
Agatha held a glass bead in front of the phaser, letting a rainbow of spectral colors dance across Ziva’s living room wall.
Cal rolled his eyes, annoyed, looked at her, and shook his head. “Stop it.”
“First Temporal Directive, Cal. No one can remember our intervention.”
“Sweetheart, we could use their help.”
“First Temporal Directive, Cal,” the beautiful XO repeated, turning to the agents in the living room with a calm, sing-song voice.
“Look at the light. It’s bright, clear, and beautiful. The more you focus on this light, the more you try to discern shapes, the more relaxed, the more at ease you feel. Your eyelids are heavy, leaden, heavy as lead. You’re getting tired and want to sle…”
She stopped as she heard a thud beside her. Cal had collapsed.
“Damn it,” the beautiful XO muttered, kneeling beside her boyfriend and whispering, “Awake, my darling,” into his ear.
“What… what happened?” the captain slurred, sitting up and looking at Agatha. “I was… oh, whatever.”
Ziva cleared her throat, stepped toward the two officers, and shook her head. “Whatever you were trying there, Agatha, it didn’t quite work.”
“I can see that,” Tony said, rising from his seat, and Gibbs, looking at Agatha with amusement, smiled. “Hypnosis?”
“The woman’s good,” Cal grinned. “She can knock me out with a single word—or sentence. I’m telling you, Mr. Gibbs, put yourself in her capable hands, and you’ll sleep like a baby. I speak from experience.”
Then the captain turned to Ziva. “But—on a different note. Could… could you drive us to Mrs. Stone, Miss David?”
Agatha blinked at her boyfriend, stunned. “But—uh—Cal, do you think that’s a good idea? I mean… fine, it might not matter to me. I could use the practice. Whether I have to hypnotize Ziva once or multiple times, it makes no difference.”
The captain winked at her. “Sweetheart, you can always practice on me.”
They stepped toward each other; she circled him, and he looked her up and down. “Later,” she said in a flirtatious tone, and Cal grinned like a schoolboy.
Then he cleared his throat, trying to redirect the thoughts clearly swirling in his head. He spun on his axis and looked at Ziva again. She stared at him, stunned, as he stood before her, grinning, and began speaking in a rapid-fire manner. “Where was I? Right… Captain Thaddeus Alexander Stone’s wife. What do you think, why do we want to go there? Why do we want to go… there?”
“Sweetheart, when you talk like that, you could pass for the Eleventh Doctor,” Agatha grinned, and McGee looked at her. “True. That makes you River, huh?”
Cal glanced between Agatha and McGee, grinned, and looked at Ziva.
“That makes you Amy and him,” he nodded toward Tony, “Rory.”
With that, he grabbed her hand. “Well then, come along, Po…”
He didn’t get further. Ziva grabbed his hand, squeezed as hard as she could—making him scream—and twisted it behind his back.
“Ahaaa,” Cal groaned. “Let me go, Miss David.”
“Touch me again without my permission, and I’ll break every bone in your body,” Ziva hissed, shoving the captain toward Agatha, who caught him.
“Ow,” the captain said, examining his hand and moving it experimentally.
“And, broken?” the XO asked with a very dry tone.
“Nah,” Cal muttered, his expression shifting from amused to almost offended. Then he looked at Ziva, about to step toward her but clearly reconsidering two or three thousand times.
“C… could you maybe drive us to Captain Stone’s widow?” the captain asked, a bit more subdued.

Tony had no idea how fast a Mini Cooper could go “flat out,” only that the ear-piercing, bone-rattling noise it made when driven at high RPMs was intense. Ziva *always* drove it at high RPMs, in a style that never ceased to amaze him.
“It makes you question the existence of something like a traffic code,” the man calling himself Captain Cat remarked, clinging to the seatbelt with a look of terror. The woman calling herself Commander Silverbird said, amused, “And you were just calling these things ‘primitive restraint devices’?”
A loud bang echoed, and for a moment, all four were weightless. Then a heavy jolt hit the car’s undercarriage, and the Cooper kept going.
Grinning, Tony turned to Ziva. He knew she’d just driven over a speed bump—what they called a “sleeping policeman.”
“Just a dead cop,” Ziva said, and Tony saw in the rearview mirror Cal and Agatha exchange bewildered looks.
“A… dead cop?” the captain asked with a hint of fear in his voice. Tony couldn’t help but laugh. “She means a ‘sleeping policeman.’”
“Sleeping policeman?” Agatha echoed, and she and the captain looked at each other, confused.
Tony was about to explain when another heavy jolt hit the undercarriage. This time, the car didn’t just lift a few millimeters—it launched several meters into the air. Tony suddenly felt the world spinning around them, though any outsider would correctly note the car was rolling over.
“That was *not* a sleeping policeman,” Tony said as the car landed on its roof.
He registered the sound of the passenger compartment crumpling, glass shattering, and metal scraping across the asphalt.
“Damn it,” flashed through Tony’s mind as everything went dark again.

Agatha had no time to dwell on the “dead cop/sleeping policeman” mix-up or even find it amusing, as the car practically took flight. Tony’s observation that this wasn’t one of those living, dead, or sleeping law enforcers was obvious to her too, and she briefly wondered if the half-Italian was trying to play her for a fool when the car crashed.
It did so with that absolutely loud, utterly sickening sound she’d heard a few times before—whenever a shuttle she was in had crashed.
She knew nothing could change this fate, only hoped that…

Ouch , flashed through Ziva’s mind as she came to.
Speaking of her head—it didn’t just hurt; it was closer to the ground than usual. Through her long, curly hair, whose tips now rested on the ground—or rather, the underside of the roof—she glanced at the other passengers, also hanging upside down in the car. At least, she hoped they were.
She shot a quick look at Tony, who, despite hanging upside down and bleeding, looked completely calm and peaceful.
“Tony,” she croaked. “Tony, are you okay?”
“Great driving, Zivaaa,” the agent murmured, sounding a bit dazed. “We’ve gotta do that again.”
“Yeah, but next time, preferably without flipping over. Playing *Knight Rider* is fine, but this car isn’t K.I.T.T.,” came from the captain hanging in the back, before he shot a near-horrified glance to the side. Ziva looked in the rearview mirror and understood the young man’s shock. The beautiful features of the woman she’d come to know as Agatha were calm and peaceful but terrifyingly pale.
“G… Gathy,” the young man gasped, fumbling with his seatbelt. To her surprise, he didn’t land with a belly flop but managed to extricate himself somewhat gracefully. He opened the door—miraculously unwarped—circled the vehicle, and tried to open the driver’s side door, which was thoroughly jammed.
Ziva, also trying to free herself from her seatbelt, heard the young man’s curses and his repeated attempts to free his girlfriend from the wreck that the Mini Cooper now was.
“Damn it,” he shouted, venting his rage, then fell silent as Ziva heard footsteps and saw feet in black loafers pass by.
“You,” she heard Cal growl. She couldn’t make out what the other person said or how they reacted, but through the side mirror, she saw Cal’s reaction to whatever the other person—now identifiable as a man—did.
With a furious glare, the captain clenched his fist and swung it at the stranger’s face in a quick motion.
Too slow , flashed through Ziva’s mind, and—sure enough—the other man caught the captain’s fist with almost no effort.
She couldn’t catch the stranger’s response, but it must’ve been something that enraged the captain further, as he now launched himself at the stranger with an angry battle cry, aiming his head at the man’s stomach.
In principle, it was a good tactic, potentially causing injury, but this guy was just too good.
His body language radiated calm confidence, and with one swift motion, he raised his knee. The kneecap connected with the captain’s face, snapping his head back and making him stagger. The stranger followed up, kicking at Cal’s stomach, but the captain seemed prepared this time. He quickly dodged to the side, rolled, stood on both feet, and assumed a defensive stance.
As the stranger lunged at him, Cal spun on his axis, letting the man stumble past.
Cal shifted into an attack stance, smiled, and charged, slamming his fist into the stranger’s head.
Normally, this would be enough to give someone a serious headache or even knock them out, but the stranger shook his head and landed a punch to Cal’s stomach.
The captain’s eyes bulged, he staggered back, and fell to the ground.
The stranger turned to the car, raised a weapon that vaguely reminded Ziva of a rifle, and… in that moment, she managed to free herself from the car. Tony was on his feet too, service weapon drawn, aiming at the man, who pointed his rifle at him and grinned maliciously.

“Tranquilizer, Rohypnol, even chloroform. None of it’s strong enough to keep me down for long. Honestly, you make it too easy. Not surprising, though—Starfleet’s ‘finest’ are giving you tips,” he said, aiming at Ziva and flinching as Tony, without hesitation, opened fire. The bullet hit the man’s chest. He stared at the wound, then at DiNozzo, bewildered, before raising his rifle and aiming at the half-Italian. “If you want to die first, so be it.”
Another shot rang out, this time from Ziva’s weapon.
The stranger looked stunned at his chest, now hit by a second bullet, then aimed at Ziva and smiled. “You’ve both got fire. I like that. I think I’ll let you live.”
With that, he adjusted a setting on his rifle, raised it again, and took aim at Ziva. She had him in her crosshairs, aiming at his head.
One shot. Just one shot, and this game is over. flashed through her mind. All her Mossad instincts kicked in. She could calculate how long it would take her to fire versus how long it would take him.
“NO!” she suddenly heard Tony’s voice, and before she could process it, something was on her.
Roughly 80 kilos of half-Italian hit her at what felt like 300 km/h—probably closer to 10 km/h in reality—and knocked her to the ground.
Compared to a muscular NCIS special agent, she was a fit NCIS special agent and former Mossad officer, but she was petite in comparison. When a muscular man weighing about 80 kilos hits a muscular woman weighing about 70 kilos at 10 km/h with the intent to knock her down, it works.
But if he does it to protect her from a weapon of unknown origin, it only works if the weapon fires bullets.
Ziva didn’t know what this weapon fired; she only knew that now both she and Tony were hit.
She was sure an outside observer would’ve seen a stunning special effect: two people struck by a kind of red beam, enveloped in a red cocoon of energy, and collapsing limply. He’d be lying on her, his head either at her chest or shoulder level, meaning his head would be on the asphalt. She was lucky he’d cushioned her head with the hand not holding his gun to protect it from a hard impact.
As one of those people, she could only feel unbearable heat and couldn’t remember much. Only the thought “What an idiot” flashed through her mind.

And when she woke, she had a splitting headache, like she’d downed a few Dirty Pair Martinis or whatever Juan, her trusted bartender, liked to mix. Her eyelids were heavy as lead, but when she heard Tony’s voice cutting through the fog in her head to her brain, she was responsive again.
Briefly, she’d had a vision of waking up in a sinful scrap of fabric, looking at Tony, and seeing their daughter poking his nose, loudly demanding, “Papa, get up.”
She’d briefly had the girl’s name in her mind, but it vanished as quickly as it appeared, along with the dream.
She wasn’t lying on a bed; she was on the street. She wasn’t wearing a sinful scrap of fabric but normal clothes that, judging by the occasional glances Tony shot her, had a certain erotic effect on men’s psyches—specifically Tony DiNozzo’s.
Maybe something would come of that soon?
She didn’t know.

But Tony’s voice snapped her back to the present, and she blinked, dazed and sluggish.
“What…” she murmured, sitting up and seeing the curvaceous figure of Agatha Silverbird crawling out of the car.
“That’s what I was about to ask you, Ziva,” she smiled, holding her left temple, where a massive wound gaped.
“We’re getting you to a hospital first,” the Israeli said, then paused.
She looked around and saw, a few meters away, the lifeless body of the captain.


Ziva leaned forward and checked Cal’s pulse.
 

Chapter 11

The bright red beam hissed loudly toward Angela Stone’s chest.


You must have a skull made of steel. That was the first thought that shot through Agatha Silverbird’s mind as she opened her eyes. She was hanging upside down in this restraint device called a “seatbelt” and, for a split second, wondered how she’d ended up there. Then the memory hit her like a tidal wave. Damn, what had happened?
Why had the car suddenly lurched so violently? Had they not driven over a “sleeping policeman” but rather some unsuspecting biochemist who’d transformed into something big and green?
She shook her head, smiling.
I definitely spend too much time with Cal. The thought zipped through her mind before she froze. Damn, where was he?
She was securely strapped in, and it took the skills of a contortionist to navigate the tangle of dangling seatbelts. But there were advantages to having once apprenticed with such a contortionist to…
My God, I feel like a total Mary Sue—in the truest sense of the word. The XO realized this as she tried to free herself from her prison.
First, she had to unbuckle—easy enough. Then, she had to escape the passenger compartment, and that’s where the trouble started. The door on her side was warped.
The only way out was to the right, blocked by hanging seatbelts. As if that weren’t enough, glass shards were scattered around—completely unmotivated. If she didn’t want to cut herself or die by seatbelt strangulation, she had to navigate between these obstacles. Taking a deep breath to flatten her stomach, she arched her back and tried to slither out of the trap, succeeding after a few attempts.
She briefly tried to get her bearings, looking around.
The area wasn’t exactly spectacular—a small side street in one of Washington D.C.’s many industrial zones. Agatha wondered why Ziva had chosen this route when her gaze fell on two sprawled bodies.

Damn, damn, damn. No, please don’t be dead. she pleaded silently, stepping toward them and kneeling to check their pulses. Sharing a room with Gina had its perks.
She allowed herself a small smile—both were just unconscious—and stood, scanning the area.
Where was Cal?
Just as she spotted him, Tony—and a few seconds later, Ziva—came to. The latter stood and ran as fast as her legs could carry her to a figure lying on the ground. Agatha followed and swallowed hard.
There lay Cal, eyes closed, his face uncharacteristically calm and serious for him.
Ziva knelt beside the captain and checked his pulse.
The two women locked eyes, a kind of telepathic communication passing between them.
“Is he okay?” Ziva seemed to ask with her gaze, her hazel eyes trying to convey reassurance to Agatha’s grass-green ones.

“What happened?” Leroy Jethro Gibbs asked minutes later, back at NCIS headquarters, heading down to the lab. On the other end of the line, a dazed Anthony DiNozzo Jr. tried to explain, stumbling over the fact that he didn’t know what had hit them.
Abby’s lab door was always open. Gibbs snapped his phone shut as he saw the pretty goth sitting at her equipment, wearing what looked like a tinfoil hat.
“What are you doing?” he asked, his tone neutral with a hint of amusement.
“Gibbsman!”
Abby spun around, eyeing him suspiciously. “Are you one of *them*?”
“One of who?”
“You know, *them*,” the goth said, standing and approaching her computer as if it might bite her. She cautiously hit the enter key, and a face appeared on the large monitor—oval, with indistinct features, almond-shaped eyes, and mostly gray.
“Abs, what am I looking at?”
“Don’t ‘Abs’ me, Gibbs. I don’t know if you’re really Gibbs,” the lab tech said, ducking behind the lab table for cover.
“Abby, it’s me. I don’t know how to prove it, but if I don’t have my lab tech back in five seconds, you’ll get a head slap for the first time in your life.”
That worked. Abby sprang up like a jack-in-the-box.
“Sorry, Gibbs, but you can’t be too careful.”
She approached, took his hand, and before Gibbs realized what was happening, pain exploded where she’d touched him.
He rarely let his team know when he was in pain—unprofessional and pointless, especially when you’d worked hard to maintain a tough-as-nails reputation. He’d achieved the first and was still refining the second.
Right now, though, he didn’t care. His face contorted, he let out a brief grunt of pain, and looked at his hand, where a small cut from Abby’s scalpel was bleeding.
“OW!” he barked, glaring at her. “Abby, are you nuts?”
Another first. He’d never questioned his team’s intelligence, especially not Abby Sciuto’s. But right now, that didn’t matter either.

Abby stepped back, lowered her head, and looked at her boss.
“Sorry, Gibbsman, but I had to be sure,” she said, pointing to the face on the monitor. “I needed to know you’re not one of *them*.”
“One of *them*?” Gibbs echoed, confused.
“Aliens,” the goth said, gesturing out the window. “They’re here. In Washington. I… I saw something.”
“Abby, I’m here about the fingerprints, not…”
He didn’t finish, as Abby glared at him. “Don’t you dare rain on my parade when I’m trying to save the world, Silver Fox.”
Gibbs paused, looked at her, and shrugged.
That was all the invitation the pretty brunette needed.
“So,” she began, “I was working on some boring stuff for Agent Phillips when I heard this noise.”
She stopped, stared into Gibbs’ eyes, and said, “Remember Tim’s ‘Rocket Man’ presentation?”
He did, though it wasn’t a fond memory.
“What about it?”
Gibbs was slipping back into his rhythm—short, sharp sentences. Time was money, and he was a Marine. He didn’t know a Marine who said more than necessary on the job.
“I heard this whooshing sound and thought maybe Tim had borrowed that rocket suit from the case two years ago and was taking it for a spin. But what I saw was…”
She paused, spreading her arms as if trying to stretch them beyond anatomical limits. “It was just… massive. Just *massive*. I saw a bright light crash into the Anacostia River.”
Gibbs froze, staring at her.
Yes, there’d been an impact in the Anacostia River today—something dubbed a “micrometeorite.” He wasn’t an expert, and reports of two beings emerging from the water were dismissed as either lunacy or the ramblings of thrill-seekers who’d tried swimming the Anacostia. The theory that the micrometeorite was a UFO with two aliens stepping out had been laughed off by him and anyone with a shred of sense.

But he should’ve known Abby would give it an extraterrestrial spin, so the tinfoil hat didn’t entirely surprise him.
“Abby,” he said gently, “there are no aliens.”
He paused. If his memories of this “Captain” and “Commander” were correct, aliens *did* exist, but why unsettle Abby further? She’d probably see an alien invasion behind every shooting star, and he wasn’t keen on more of her antics.
“But… what about crop circles?”
Gibbs smiled, hugged her, and gave her a fatherly kiss on the forehead.
“Abs, trust me. If there was alien life, why hasn’t it made contact yet?”
“Have you seen the signals we send into space? They’re hardly screaming, ‘Come say hi.’ They’d probably end up on *Celebrity Jungle Camp*,” Abby retorted dryly. Gibbs had to admit, it wasn’t a bad point.
Maybe he’d ask this Captain if that show was still airing in the 24th century.
Then he remembered why he was here.

No, he can’t be dead yet. The thought raced through the woman’s mind as she pressed her lips to the man’s. That would completely ruin…
Ziva didn’t get further. The captain coughed, and she pulled back as he sat up, grabbed the nearest hand—Agatha’s—and shook his head. He grinned at her. “I knew you wouldn’t let me die.”
Agatha opened her mouth to reply, but Ziva shot her a look, shaking her head.
She’d been debating whether to tell them the truth—that her life was tied to these two Starfleet officers. But she decided against it. It would cause temporal paradoxes, and she hadn’t even understood those in *Doctor Who*.
She’d wondered since their first meeting why the two felt familiar. When the car flipped and she briefly drifted into dreamland, she’d…

Tony stood beside the Mini Cooper’s wreck, assessing the damage.
“We can write this one off,” he said to Ziva, who appeared beside him, placing a hand on the oil pan. She gently ran her fingers over the car’s undercarriage, humming a tune.
Tony immediately associated it with something, though he couldn’t place where he knew it from—only that, in his mind’s eye, he saw Ziva in a backless blue dress.
“Where do I know that song from?” he muttered, not loud enough for Ziva to hear, though it wouldn’t have surprised him if she could.
Suddenly, Cal and Agatha were back at the car, and the captain examined a tire.
“Is that *melted*?” he asked, leaning closer before turning to Agatha. “What do you think?”
“Probably the same as with Tony earlier. Type-3 phaser rifle. Or something like it,” she said, shrugging. “But I could be wrong.”
Cal shook his head. “No, it makes sense. The shooter targeted the tire with a phaser and took it out. That’s why we flipped.”
Ziva turned to him. “And that was the guy you tried to take down?”
“I’d bet on it,” Cal said, shrugging. “Either him or one of his accomplices.”
He grinned. “Tracy-Boy’s in town.”
“How do you figure?” Agatha asked. Cal reached into his pocket and pulled out a note.
“He slipped this into my pocket right before he thought it was cute to shoot me with that Intar,” he explained, then turned to Agatha in a friendly, casual tone. “I think I need to call Jack. He’s way too liberal with those Intars.”
“I doubt General O’Neill has the time,” the pretty XO grinned. “He’s probably busy running Homeworld Security.”
“You mean *Homeland* Security,” Ziva corrected, prompting a surprised eyebrow raise from Tony. Cal and Agatha exchanged a grin. “Sure, exactly.”

Of course, the two NCIS agents couldn’t know that *Homeland* Security was the official cover for *Homeworld* Security. While outwardly protecting the United States from terrorists and other unsavory types, it was actually safeguarding the entire planet. Back when Jack O’Neill wasn’t running Homeworld Security but leading a single team through the Stargate hidden in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex—aka Area 52—in Colorado Springs, Cal, as he’d told Agatha multiple times, had joined the legendary SG-1 on several missions.

“And what do you have?” Ziva asked, snapping Cal out of his SG-1 reverie.
“Hm?” he said, prompting Agatha to snatch the note and read aloud:

Tataaa – ihr werdet es nicht glauben.
Richtig – ich geb euch Hinweise.
Aber sie werden nicht leicht sein.
Chancenlos wäret ihr allerdings ohne sie.
Es erfordert eine gewisse Kombinationsgabe.
Lauscht meinen Instruktionen.
Er, der hier Chaos stiftet, wird euch genannt.
Sucht in der Stadt nach meinen Zeichen.
Seht mich auf der Straße.

Tip: We start on the left.

“And this is supposed to be from Traceless?” Tony asked. Cal nodded. “Who else? It’s his writing style. And I think I know what he’s trying to tell us.”

“Hey, Boss, I… OW!”
The last sound came from Abby suddenly appearing behind McGee and slicing his finger with a scalpel. Stunned, the agent looked at the bleeding cut, then at the monitor’s image, and finally at the pretty lab tech. “Abby, I’m not a Silence. Besides, they can only mess with your thoughts—they can’t change how people look…”
He paused.



He stepped forward, saluted again, and said, “Captain Calvin Cat, commanding officer of the *USS Dragonfly*, registry number NCC 0815-A.”
Gibbs eyed him, gestured to a chair, and said, “Sit.”
Confused, the man posing as a captain glanced at his redheaded companion, then nodded.
Sitting, he crossed his arms and looked at Gibbs.
“You mentioned a criminal…”
Cal leaned forward, placing a hand on the table. “His name’s Buzz Intrupper. Used to be a scientist. Clever guy. Developed something like intelligent masks.”
He looked around. “Imagine a carnival mask linked to your brain. You think of a face, and the mask transforms into it. Want to look like Michael Weatherly in *Dark Angel*? No problem. Want Angelina Jolie’s lips? Easy. The Secret Service had him… under contract.”
“Which Secret Service?” Gibbs asked. Cal cleared his throat. “The Secret Service… uh… erm…”



She never thought she’d worry about her Timmy again. He’d become such a strong, active agent over the years that seeing him suddenly pale without reason triggered what could only be called a “puppy reflex.” She rushed to him, held him, and said, “Tim? Are you okay?”
The look on the special agent’s face was one she’d never forget. Pure panic. He turned to Gibbs. “Boss, I… I think we’ve got a problem.”
 
Leon Vance was hardly surprised when the door opened without a knock, and Gibbs and McGee stood in his office. It was such typical behavior for the former Gunnery Sergeant that he’d learned to tolerate it.
He closed his eyes, clenched his jaw, then relaxed, analyzing Gibbs and McGee’s body language. They wanted something, and it wasn’t a friendly visit.
“Can I help you?” he asked in his usual professional tone, preemptively grabbing a toothpick to chew on.
“Tell him, McGee,” Gibbs’ gruff voice prompted, and the IT specialist launched into a monologue. From potential alien attacks to shapeshifting beings and two officers from a future military unit, McGee covered it all.
A smile spread across Vance’s lips. “Tell me something I don’t know.”

Gibbs was rarely caught off guard, but Vance’s response to a story he’d have dismissed as pure fantasy 24 hours ago—“Tell me something I don’t know”—was unexpected. Sure, the Director had higher security clearance, but Gibbs didn’t buy that he was familiar with Klingons, Borg, Cardassians, or whatever alien names were floating in his head. There had to be something else…

He recalled the “Captain’s” briefing and tilted his head, his gray eyes glinting with amusement. “You’re Leon?”
Vance looked up, smiling, as Gibbs drew his weapon. No countermeasures. McGee’s glance made Vance close his eyes and let out a short, humorless laugh.
“Hey,” the Director said, reopening his eyes and looking at Gibbs. With a casual gesture, he smoothed his tailored suit, wrinkled from standing before Gibbs and McGee entered, and shrugged. “Go on, tell him, Gibbs.”
This time, Gibbs laughed humorlessly. “How would he know about aliens?”
He glanced at McGee, mouthing one word: “Traceless.”
Instantly, the computer geek drew his weapon, aiming at Vance—or was it Traceless?

The elevator didn’t bother stopping at the bullpen; it went straight to the MTAC and Vance’s office. The doors slid open, and Calvin Nathan Cat rushed toward the door to the anteroom, where Cynthia sat.
“Sorry, no time,” he said, breezing past her, flinging the door open, and staring dumbfounded at the scene.
Gibbs and McGee had Director Leon Vance at gunpoint.
“I know you don’t make mistakes, Mr. Gibbs, but this time…” Cal shook his head. “That’s not Traceless.”
He approached Vance and saluted. “Captain Vance, good to see you.”

“He’s what?” Ziva David asked a smirking Agatha Silverbird. “Our boss works for…”
“Starfleet,” the young redhead grinned, shrugging. “It’s not like we had much choice, but… certain temporal issues made it necessary to place Starfleet personnel in various timelines.”
She looked at Gibbs apologetically. “Sorry we couldn’t tell you sooner, but there’s this thing called the Temporal Prime Directive. Which *he*,” she nodded toward Cal, “loves to violate.”
“Hey, I didn’t start the Temporal Cold War. And I’m sure the Xindi who attacked Florida… will attack… will have attacked… will have wanted to attack…”
Five pairs of eyes turned to him, all filled with confusion.
Scratching his head, the Starfleet officer grinned sheepishly. “Try forming the right tenses when you’re talking about something that’s old news to you but future music to others.”
Vance looked at him. “That’s why the Temporal Prime Directive exists, Captain. It preserves the timeline *and* things like language…”
Tony cleared his throat, looking at Cal expectantly. “You said you had a rough idea of what Traceless is telling us?”
Cal nodded. “Right. So…”
He pulled out the note Traceless had slipped him and read aloud: “Tataaa – ihr werdet es nicht glauben. richtig – ich geb euch Hinweise. Aber sie werden nicht leicht sein. Chancenlos wäret ihr allerdings ohne sie. Es erfordert eine gewisse Kombinationsgabe. Lauscht meinen Instruktionen.
Er, der hier Chaos stiftet, wird euch genannt. Sucht in der Stadt nach meinen Zeichen.
Seht mich auf der Straße.“ –and just, was he wanted to provide Gibbs and the others with a translation, it was Ziva, who said: “So, that translates to ‘Ta-da—you won’t believe it. Right—I’m giving you clues. But they won’t be easy. Clueless, you’d be without them. Each requires some cleverness. Listen to my instructions. Every chaos-causer here will be named. Search the city for my signs. See me on the streets. Tip: We start on the left.”
He nodded at the former Mossad-Agent, set the note down and looked around.
“For one, it’s an ac… acro… Agatha, what’s that thing called?”
The pretty redhead sighed. “Acrostic, sweetheart. *Acrostic*. The core message is in the first letters of each line. It’s the Mask-Wearer’s calling card. Underline the first letters, and you get ‘Traceless.’ That’s his signature.”
“Wait a second,” McGee said. “I found a similar message on my computer. Right before we were attacked, and Petty Officer McConnaugh died.”
Agatha’s head snapped up, horrified. “Laura’s dead?”
“Don’t tell me you know her too,” Tony muttered. Cal looked at him. “Of course. She’s the number two for our other top agent here. The late Captain Thaddeus Stone.”
Ziva’s eyes showed clear shock. “Captain Stone is a Starfleet officer too?”
“Obviously. Who do you think Captain Vance was constantly in contact with?” Cal grinned. “Oh, and don’t worry—no, you and your family are from this time. Your father’s not a Starfleet officer.”
Ziva wasn’t sure how to react. It wouldn’t have mattered what rank Eli held in reality—or what passed for reality. What mattered was how he’d treated her, and that was already borderline.
She sought Tony’s gaze, found it, and wondered what came next. Who else would turn out to be a 24th-century agent? The President? Or was the yellow sports car parked regularly outside her door actually an alien battle robot?
Who knew what reality was?
She flinched when McGee suddenly shouted, “Here!” and looked at Cal.
The captain and XO stepped to the computer, leaned in, and then Cal did something McGee hadn’t thought possible. He pulled a glasses case from his pocket, put on a pair, and leaned closer.
“You’re just doing that to look clever,” Agatha grinned. Cal made a face. “You always give me away.”
He removed the glasses and tucked them away.
McGee grinned. “You really remind me of the Doctor.”
“Doctor Who?” Cal asked with a mischievous smile. Agatha placed a finger on his lips. “You know, silence will fall when the question is answered.”
Winking at her, Cal turned to the screen and read: “Tony, Ziva, McGee, Gibbs, had enough of hide-and-seek? I still find it amusing. Cal’s trying to help you. Cute. He—who can’t even command his ship flawlessly. He should watch out—others have tried to catch me and died.”
He grimaced as if biting into a lemon. “I *do* command my ship flawlessly.”
“Oh yeah?” Agatha grinned. “When? Once in a blue moon?”
“But I *do*,” Cal said, sounding almost offended. As Agatha opened her mouth to retort, she stopped, clutching her head.
Cal turned to Gibbs, who’d positioned himself behind them and simultaneously delivered head slaps.
“Hey!” Cal protested, earning another.
Grinning, Tony turned to Agatha. “Doesn’t feel great, does it?”
The pretty redhead shook her head, and Gibbs growled, “Maybe we should figure out what Traceless is trying to tell us.”
“Got it, Boss,” Cal said, then looked surprised. “Did *I* just say that?”
“Yes,” Agatha grinned, kissing him. “Now get to it.”

Cal cleared his throat, cast a dramatic look around, and said, “Streets… OW!”
Agatha turned to see Abby eyeing her scalpel, wiping it, and turning to the XO, who smiled and offered her arm. “Go ahead, Miss Sciuto, do what you must.”
Cal’s reaction to the goth’s minor assault was less heroic, understandably a bit miffed.
He spun, glared at her, then realized who he was glaring at. Shrugging, he looked around again.
“Where was I?”
“Streets… OW!” Agatha echoed, mimicking his exact tone, including the slight protest when Abby had pricked him.
The others’ amusement was understandable.
Cal cleared his throat and looked at Agatha, who allowed a brief smile before focusing on him. “Yes, sweetheart?”
“I think I’m supposed to get to it,” he said, looking slightly confused. She shrugged. “If you keep getting distracted…”
“Maybe I wouldn’t if my own XO didn’t stab me in the back…”
He stopped as Gibbs took a step toward him. Swallowing, he muttered a meek “Sorry, Boss” and resumed his serious look.
“So, folks, it’s simple. Street maps…”
A loud alarm siren made Cal’s head snap up. “Okay, what in the devil’s name…”
“That’s the fire alarm,” Ziva cut in. Gibbs turned to McGee. “Find out where it’s burning.”
“On it, Boss,” the computer expert said, typing furiously. He turned to Gibbs. “Nowhere, Boss.”
“So someone’s playing a prank?” Cal suggested, but he was suddenly alone with Abby, who just stared at him.
“Want to hear my theory?”
The forensic scientist shook her head and turned away. The last thing she saw was Cal, shaking his head, shrugging, and heading to the restroom.

The source of the noise was a pulled fire alarm at the end of the hallway. When Gibbs and Agatha reached it, the redhead looked at him, baffled. “Shouldn’t these be better protected so they can’t be misused?”
Gibbs gave her a serious look. “They are.”

William Turner, Private First Class, wasn’t thrilled when Gibbs left him mid-interrogation—sitting, to be precise.
It had to be a new tactic. The problem was, he hadn’t done anything. He wasn’t guilty, and as tragic as Captain Stone’s death was, he wasn’t responsible.
So he didn’t understand why Gibbs, the hard-as-nails guy he’d heard about, kept insisting he was guilty. He just didn’t get it. He wasn’t guilty—hell, who’d know better where William Turner, PFC, had been than William Turner, PFC?
Slowly, the whole thing was starting to feel ridiculous.
They put him in this room, hoping to wear him down by ignoring him for what felt like 10 hours?
Not with me, folks. he thought, deciding to wait it out.
He glanced around. The room was dark, and calling it “spartan” was an understatement. Two chairs, a table—that was it. And the mirror, which he was sure was one-way, with Gibbs standing behind it, smirking and sipping coffee or something.
Then there was the video camera, not subtly hidden but prominently placed in the corner, a red light indicating it was recording. Him.
Eventually, he got fed up and started humming, then singing loudly.
He didn’t know where he’d heard the song or how it went exactly, only that someone was supposed to show the singer their true face. He had no idea why it came to mind now, under the camera’s gaze, but it fit. Just as he pondered why, the red light went out. The camera stopped recording.

Puzzled, the Private looked up as the door opened.
He expected Gibbs to enter, ready to change tactics. He was about to turn and tell the special agent where to stick it when he heard an odd noise. Then he felt searing heat in his shoulder facing the door and a tremendous force propelling him forward. He tripped over the chair, crashed belly-first onto the tiled floor, and felt the pain of a projectile lodged in his shoulder.

Damn, has Gibbs completely lost it? Turner thought as he heard the noise twice more, this time recognizing it: silenced gunshots. Someone was shooting at him.
And that someone—it was fundamentally clear to him—wasn’t Gibbs.
The bullets tore into his spine and right leg, each sending searing, shockwave-like pain through his body.
He’d never been shot and had no intention of ever being shot.
Against his conviction and will, he rolled onto his back.
He didn’t want to know who lacked the guts to shoot him face-to-face or who was skilled enough to infiltrate NCIS headquarters to take him out. He imagined a monstrosity in a black suit, with ghastly white skin and a face like a mix of Stargate’s Asgard and Munch’s *The Scream*. Silence will fall. Well, if it did, their agents would be out of the way, and…

But the person holding the weapon wasn’t a monstrosity.
On the contrary, by human standards—and what other standards mattered?—she was attractive. And he knew her. Ziva David.
And she was aiming a pistol at his head.

Damn.
Tony had lost Ziva. They’d been together, checking if more alarms had been triggered, when she’d muttered, “I just need to check something,” and vanished.
She was old enough to take care of herself, but something felt off when he lost sight of her.
Why?


A bright child’s laughter rang out, and despite his aching shoulder and the kneecap that sometimes popped out, that laughter made it all worthwhile. He crouched, only to be tackled by his opponent—a six-year-old girl—who jumped into his arms and snuggled close.

“Daddy,” she said, and Tony felt his heart overflow. He glanced at the book Ziva had given him. “Is this really a good idea to read to our little girl?” he grinned at the pretty Israeli, who laughed. “She’s not supposed to read it yet. It’s a recommendation from McGee.”

After tucking the girl in, he opened the book and frowned. “Ziva—uncolored comics? How old does McGee think we are?”
Ziva stepped closer, kissing him. “It’s a manga, my little fuzz-butt. Read it. It’s good.”

And as he reached the part where the seventeen-year-old detective chased criminals in black suits through an amusement park, he stopped taking the comic/manga seriously. Then he read one line and, for some reason, swallowed hard. “I had the feeling I’d never see him again.”



He had the feeling he’d never see her again. His heart was trying to leap out of his chest.
Damn.
Tony turned and ran in the direction Ziva had gone.

The pretty Israeli smiled coldly, aimed at the prone Turner, and fired again. There’s no need to describe exactly where the bullet hit or its lethal effect—just that it did. In a pool of blood, with a horrified expression, the Private First Class lay still.

Tony arrived just in time to see Ziva fire into the interrogation room with the cold precision of an android. It was pointless to wonder who or what she was aiming at—he’d locked PFC Turner in there himself. Why Ziva had decided to liquidate him was beyond his comprehension.
Before he could process it, he heard himself shout, “FEDERAL AGENCY: ZIVA DAVID, DROP THE WEAPON!”
She froze, turned to him, and for a nanosecond seemed to consider dropping the gun. But her pretty eyes showed only resolve as she raised it again—this time aiming at him.
As he dove out of the line of fire, the pistol fired three times. He didn’t care where the bullets hit; he didn’t understand what was happening. Cold, calculated instinct took over.
He checked his weapon—loaded—rolled out of cover, stood, and fired.

The bullet hit Ziva in the chest, and the pretty woman staggered back, staring at the wound in disbelief. Within nanoseconds, her white shirt was stained red at the chest. Tony swallowed hard.
Then she looked up, and the Italo-American was stunned. Being shot should hurt, but Ziva seemed unfazed. Maybe because she was a trained assassin…

“Tony, what’s going on?” Ziva’s voice suddenly came from behind him. He spun, shocked, to see Ziva David standing there, her expression shifting from surprise to panic. With a “WATCH OUT!” she tackled him to the ground as bullets whizzed overhead.
“What…” Tony stammered, staring at her, stunned, not noticing the doppelgänger running off.
He didn’t care where he was or what had happened. He grabbed her and kissed her. “Don’t ever scare me like that again.”

Special Agent Beatrice Feldon stood under the shower. It had been a tough day, and she wanted to wash off the grime from a tour through Washington’s sewers. She’d split from her team, stripped in the women’s locker room, and stepped into the shower. Warm water cascaded over her beautiful body as she washed her hip-length dark hair, usually tied in a bun for work. She was lathering her slender, muscular legs with shower gel when she heard water running two stalls over and someone groaning loudly.
Can’t even get peace in the shower from people who can’t keep their hands off each other at work. she thought. But then she realized the voice was a) male and b) the groan was not pleasure but pain.
“Hello?” she asked cautiously. Another groan answered.
Feldon peeked out, clutching the milky curtain against her body, and gasped.
Blood was flowing from the shower.

They were on the hunt.
Gibbs, Ziva, Tony, McGee, and even Agatha—who’d drawn her phaser—moved in perfect sync, covering each other as they followed the clear blood trail left by the Ziva doppelgänger.
It unnerved Ziva that someone with her face was running around, and Agatha’s explanation wasn’t remotely satisfying.
“You mean,” she whispered as they stalked, weapons raised, “this Traceless can turn into a woman too?”
“It’s been done before,” Agatha said, shrugging. “The guy posed as the Romulan ambassador’s wife to take him out. I’m telling you, he’s not one to mess with.”
“The trail leads to the women’s showers,” McGee said, looking uncertainly at Gibbs. “What do we do now?”
The gray-haired special agent gave him a piercing look.
“Okay, we’re going in,” McGee said, swallowing hard, prompting Tony to say, “But keep your eyes shut, Bambino.”
He flinched, feeling the pain of Gibbs’ head slap, and muttered, “Sorry, Boss.”
Agatha and Ziva exchanged a glance, rolling their eyes. “Men.”
They entered the room.
The loud splashing was deafening. The room was tiled—not in the prettiest colors, but aesthetics weren’t the point; functionality was. The red blood trail stood out starkly on the white tiles, and tension gripped the team.
Agatha held her breath, raised her phaser, and peeked around the corner.
She recoiled as someone approached.
The woman, wrapped in a towel, her hip-length dark hair swinging freely, came toward them, eyes wide with shock. She looked at DiNozzo. “Someone… someone needs help.”
Tim gently pulled her aside, smiling reassuringly. “Don’t worry, we’ll handle it.”

The blood trail led straight ahead, and through the milky curtain, they could only make out the vague shape of the person bleeding in the shower. Tony didn’t need much imagination. He’d shot the Ziva doppelgänger—Traceless—so the maniac was likely still wearing Ziva’s familiar form. Knowing it wasn’t Ziva, an inhuman rage consumed the half-Italian. How dare this person put him through his personal hell? The thought of shooting Ziva because she seemed to want to kill him made his blood boil and his heart bleed. With a furious yank, he tore the curtain open.
“Alright, you bastard…”
The person in the shower slid down the tiles, looking at Tony with hazel eyes, then at Agatha, shocked. “Sweetheart… help me.”
Calvin Nathan Cat’s hand reached for Agatha Silverbird’s.

The pretty redhead reacted swiftly and professionally. She stepped back, aimed her phaser at the prone figure, and hissed, “Change back, or I’ll knock you out.”
The man in the shower blinked, stunned. “Are you nuts, Gathy? It’s me!”
A split second later, Agatha fired. The man who looked like Cal let out a sound—a mix of a sigh and surprised grunt—and went limp.
“Commander?” McGee asked. Agatha holstered her weapon.
She looked at Tony. “You shot Agent David, right?”
“Yeah, and she staggered back after a chest hit,” the half-Italian said, shuddering at the memory.
“Cal’s bleeding from the chest,” Agatha noted, pointing to the blood washing away in the shower… then smiled.
“See, the wound’s stopping. The healing process is kicking in. That’s Traceless,” she said with the confidence of a great detective.
She approached the slumped body, lifted his uniform shirt, inspected the flawless chest, and frowned.
“Am I imagining it, or does the captain have a gash on his forehead?” Ziva asked, also leaning over the unconscious man.
Agatha gave her a look that screamed she was out of not just her Latin but her Greek, Mandarin, Spanish, English, Klingon, Romulan, Borg, and every other language she’d learned.
“That shouldn’t be possible,” she said, looking back at the unconscious man, who slumped further.

Ducky looked up from an examination as a stunning redhead wheeled in a completely soaked man on a gurney. He knew them but couldn’t place them at first. When the woman cleared her throat, he smiled kindly.
“I assume you want to know how he died? From the look of his wet, tousled hair and soaked clothes, I’d say he fell into water and… if you ask me, he’s not dead yet. If you tilt his head back and…”
The redhead looked at Ducky briefly, then did something surprising. She grabbed a scalpel from the table, stepped back to the gurney, and said, “Sorry, sweetheart,” before cutting the man’s finger.
Blood dripped from the fresh wound. The redhead examined it closely, touched it, and smeared the blood between her fingers.
She stared at it, then smiled, leaning down to kiss the man’s lips.
Ducky had seen and heard a lot, and he knew some found blood, wounds, and scars arousing, but he never thought he’d meet someone like that. Then again, thinking of the crude jokes his colleague Palmer sometimes made… Palmer had a girlfriend in the same field. Maybe…
No. Jimmy Palmer wasn’t one of those.
He cleared his throat and looked at the redhead, who seemed slightly caught out. “Should I leave you and your friend alone? I assume you know he’s not dead?”
“No worries, I put him to sleep myself,” she said. “He needs a little rest.”
She went to the phone and dialed. “Gibbs? This is… Walker. Bartowski’s identity confirmed.”
She hung up and turned to Ducky, who looked at her, startled, then refocused on the body he was working on. “Could you pass me the bone saw?”
“Of course, Dr. Mallard,” he heard her say. Next, he heard approaching footsteps and nodded vaguely toward the bone saw, when something flashed in his peripheral vision. Raising his arm in defense, he felt a hot, white-hot pain.
 
The phone rang, and with a sharp, controlled motion, Leroy Jethro Gibbs lifted the receiver. “Yeah, Gibbs?”
He listened, stunned, then turned to his team after the line went dead.
“Do the names Bartowski and Walker mean anything to you?”
From the corner of his eye, he saw Ziva press a clenched fist to her mouth, clearly trying to suppress a laugh. He turned his full attention to her. “Yes, Agent David? Care to share?”
Boy, sometimes he felt like a teacher wrangling a rebellious fourth-grade class.
Ziva’s brown eyes sparkled with amusement. “I’m guessing that was Agatha?”
Gibbs nodded.
“She picked her identity well. Bartowski and Walker are TV characters. Sarah Walker is a stunning, dangerous secret agent. Chuck’s also an agent, but more what we’d call a “Peak” here.”
“You mean ‘Geek’, Ziva?” McGee asked, looking at her as she nodded. “Yeah, a computer…”
She paused, and Tony grinned. “Like a McGee, McGee?”
“Maybe, Casey,” the novelist shot back, making Ziva laugh again. “If he’s Casey, who am I?”
McGee looked at her, his eyes widening to saucer size.
Okay, if Tony compared him to *Chuck*’s title character and he retaliated by calling Tony the gun-obsessed John Casey, then the pretty Israeli would be…
Ziva seemed to reach the same conclusion, lowering her head, smiling shyly, and then looking up again.
She met Gibbs’ icy blue eyes, filled with impatience. His entire posture demanded she explain what the message meant, or she’d get a head slap.
Just as she cleared her throat to explain that Walker and Bartowski were a dream couple—though she couldn’t imagine that with McGee, and you didn’t have to fully adopt a character’s persona just because you resembled them—an angry Donald Mallard stormed toward Gibbs.
Ziva had never seen Ducky truly angry, so that alone was a shock. The next was his attire—the bowtie he usually wore was wrapped around his thumb.
He glared at Jethro. The reason for this unusual sight entered the bullpen seconds later.
“Jethro, we’re friends, and I know you’ve got a thing for redheads,” Ducky hissed, holding up his finger, “but I don’t have to put up with this woman cutting your friend and then me.”
Blood dripped onto the bullpen floor from the wound Agatha, who was settling a groggy Calvin Cat into an office chair, had inflicted. She looked sheepishly at the Scot.
“Sorry, Dr. Mallard. I can get a bit… impulsive sometimes.”

Vance paced in his office, a still-chagrined Agatha Silverbird sitting at the conference table, one arm around the dozing Cal, who kept slumping forward, his head banging on the table despite attempts to sit him upright.
“What madness possessed you, Commander?” the Director asked in a civilized but clearly angry tone.
“*Him*,” he pointed at Cal, whose head sank onto Agatha’s chest. “We’re used to heroics from him, but *you* should know better.”
Agatha stood, and Cal’s head hit the table with a loud “BAM.” She didn’t bother propping him up again.
She looked at Vance. “Captain Vance, sir, with all due respect, you know we have a shapeshifter on the base? He just killed William Turner in the guise of one of your subordinates.”
The captain’s gaze bore into her, making her feel like she couldn’t breathe.
The phrase “if looks could kill” fit perfectly.
“I know,” Vance hissed. “But that doesn’t give you the right to attack my people.”
“Captain Vance, sir, I was only trying to protect us all,” she said, outwardly calm but inwardly seething.
It was maddening. Why couldn’t he see the problem?
She wanted to curse so loudly even the saltiest sailor would blush when she heard a soft, murmured, “Must protect…”
Cal was coming to. She grabbed his shoulder, pushing him upright.
He stared at her, clearly trying to focus, with a goofy, wide smile that made him look drunk. Whatever Traceless had hit him with was strong enough to silence an elephant.
“…must protect…” he mumbled again, trying to sit up straighter but failing. “Must protect… Captain,” he sighed, then slumped with a groan. “My… head. Anyone got a painkiller?”
Agatha glanced at him, then snapped her gaze to Vance, who looked back. “Angela!”

The black Dodge in the parking garage earned an admiring whistle from the pretty redhead.
“Captain, I must say, this car looks sharp.”
Vance shrugged.
“NCIS-issued,” he said, opening the driver’s door and climbing in. He heard a loud thud on the roof and rolled his eyes. Getting out, he saw Agatha struggling to maneuver the dazed Cal into the car, his head banging against the matte black paint. Vance wondered how he’d explain that to insurance.
“Why not leave him here, Commander?” he suggested, knowing he could order it but certain she’d resist. Her bitter laugh confirmed it. “So he can blab in this state? No way.”
She settled him in the back, buckling him and herself in.
“Captain, we’re ready.”
“Good,” Vance said, getting in and clearing his throat. “Computer, initiate parking protocol Alpha Three Seven Four.”
Agatha stared, stunned, as the car started and rolled forward slightly.
“Don’t tell me you’ve got a car that’s actually a shuttle.”
“Yes,” Vance nodded seriously, then grinned and shook his head. “Of course not. Where would I get one? Ever heard of the Temporal Prime Directive?”
He thought, *If Gibbs could see me now, he’d probably think I’m Traceless.*
He pulled out his GPS, entered Stone’s address, and as he was about to drive, the radio kicked on.
Agatha’s eyes sparkled with amusement as she met Vance’s gaze in the mirror. “I think I know how to wake our Sleeping Beauty.”
The Director glanced in the rearview mirror, his eyes glinting. “Kiss him.”
“Tried that. Didn’t work.”
He grinned to himself. “I’d be mad.”
“I am. Or at least mildly offended.”
They fell silent as Vance maneuvered the Dodge out of the garage. The engine’s hum, the click of the blinker, and the sound of the wipers on the windshield—audible only after exiting into the rain—created a lulling quiet that nearly sent Agatha nodding off beside Cal. But when Vance cleared his throat, she looked up, meeting his gaze in the mirror.
“Well?” he asked, chewing on a toothpick.
She grinned. “Got any CDs in the car?”
“Yeah,” Vance said, puzzled. “My wife collects songs from the ‘80s to the 2020s.”
“I’m just wondering if you happen to have a certain song,” she smiled, humming the first bars.
Vance returned her smile. He knew the song, having watched the movie as prep for his assignment here. The film wasn’t bad, though his prep was for a later version from the late “aughts.”
He pulled over, rifled through his CDs, and soon electric guitar chords blared from the speakers. Cal jolted upright. “What, how, where? Is the world ending?”
Vance turned down the volume, and Agatha kissed her captain. “Awake, sweetheart?”
“Y…ល… Yeah,” Cal muttered, dazed. “Where… are we?”
“In my car,” Vance replied. “On the way to Angela Stone’s.”
“And… what was that just…” Cal began, listening to the music, then grinned widely. “Gathy, you didn’t have anything to do with this, did you?”
“Hey, I had to take a risk to wake you up. You can win if you take a chance,” she defended. Vance glanced in the mirror. “Then hold on tight. If I’m heading to TAS’s widow, I need to step on it.”
Cal grabbed Agatha’s hand and nodded. “Go for it, Leon.”
Whether it was the need to speed up or something else, no one could say later, but Agatha saw Cal slammed back into his seat as the engine roared. She smiled.

“See me on the streets,” Ziva David muttered at NCIS headquarters, staring at the acrostic Cal had left. “See me on the streets.”
She looked at McGee. “Is this another one of those idioms Tony teases me with?”
Tim’s head snapped up, grinning. They’d found Tony and Ziva in her apartment, and you’d have to be blind, dumb, or both to miss the sexual tension between them. Even if it was just an example of her idiom struggles, the phrase “Tony teases me with” was now etched in stone. A smile flickered across the novelist’s face before he said, “It’s ‘teases me about,’ Ziva, and—no, it’s not really an idiom. If it is, I honestly don’t know it.”
“Then what could it mean?” the pretty Israeli asked. Tim shrugged, stood, and walked over to look at the note. “No clue. ‘See me on the streets—Tip: We start on the left.’”
Ziva frowned. “What was Cal trying to say before the alarm?”
Another shrug. “Something about street ma… no idea what ‘ma’ meant. Maps, maybe?”
Ziva looked at him, surprised. Could it be?
“Street maps, McGee?” She pulled up a map of Washington on her computer and smiled. “I think I’ve got it.”
Tim gave her a questioning look.
She smiled back. “Street maps, Tim. The streets of Washington.”
“You mean Traceless is on Washington’s streets?” he asked. Ziva nodded. “Not literally, but…”
She typed into the search bar:
T-Street, Washington D.C.
The screen displayed:
4 results found. Did you mean: T-Street NW, T-Street SW, T-Street NE, or T-Street SE?
“How about this?” the former Mossad agent suggested, leaning back. “And here’s a thought: ‘Tip: We start on the left’ means we start with the Northwest address.”
“You think Traceless left messages at each of these points?” McGee asked. Ziva looked at him. “It’s worth a shot, don’t you think?”
He stared at her. It was a simple solution, but which address? They couldn’t drive down every street hoping to spot something unusual.
“The T-Street’s pretty long,” he said. “How do we know which address to check?”

The black Dodge navigated the rain-soaked streets of Washington D.C., and Leon Vance cursed. He hated rain, especially when it was so heavy the wipers couldn’t keep up. The smartest move would be to pull over and wait, but he had no time. Angela Stone’s life was at stake, and his wife, Angela’s friend, wouldn’t forgive him if he failed. No, he couldn’t afford to care about the weather. The GPS guided him—right, then left, then half-right.
That’s when Cal piped up from the back. “What the hell’s a ‘half-right’? I’ve heard a lot of nonsense, but ‘half-right’ isn’t even a direction—it’s a scam.”
Agatha cleared her throat and whispered that “half-right” was indeed a thing. The *Dragonfly*’s captain didn’t look much wiser but fell silent. That was something for Vance.

“You’re making this up, aren’t you, Zivaaa?” Tony asked in a slightly irritated, biting tone, glaring at the pretty Israeli with green eyes. She laughed, short and humorless, fixing him with her gaze. “Tell me why I’d do that, Tony?”
She said his name louder than necessary.
“So you can show off to Gibbs,” he hissed, turning to the note she held out. He scanned it, shook his head, and looked at her again. “This is nonsense, Ziva. Why would the guy tell us where he is?”
“Which guy, Tony?” Gibbs’ voice came from behind, and the gray-haired investigator rounded the corner with his usual energy. Tony and Ziva’s heads snapped up, their eyes locking onto him—gray jacket, gray pants, white shirt, and icy blue eyes waiting expectantly.
Neither spoke until Gibbs added, “I’m waiting.” Ziva took a breath, grabbing the note, but her stomach churned with anger as Tony jumped in.
“‘See me on the streets,’ it’s a clue, Boss.”
Her head whipped toward him so fast she feared her neck would protest, but it didn’t.
DiNozzo was a snake. How could he steal her findings? And her subconscious imagined a relationship with this guy? She’d slept with him?
She shot him her deadliest, coldest glare, then heard Gibbs. “I’ll ask once, DiNozzo. A clue to *what*?”
Tony took a deep breath, mentally scrambling to recall what Ziva had said. “The…” he started, dragging the word out to cover his ignorance, but Gibbs’ glare grew colder than Ziva’s.
“The… I had it a second ago,” he tried, earning a head slap from Gibbs.
“Ow,” Tony muttered. Ziva cleared her throat. “Gibbs, our theory is that Traceless’ message isn’t just an acrostic but also points to where he’s left clues. He’s using the letters of his name for street names. The first clue should be on T-Street Northwest.”
“Why Northwest?” Tony grumbled, earning another annoyed glance from Gibbs.
“‘We start on the left,’ DiNozzo,” Gibbs said, turning to Ziva. “Good work.”
Then he gave her a head slap.
Stunned, she looked at him.
“Rule 12 and 15 violations,” he said curtly. Ziva cleared her throat. “Gibbs… there’s a small problem. We don’t know which address on the street he’s targeting.”
Gibbs paused, his gaze nearly stabbing her. It made her nervous. This was Gibbs as usual, but with a shapeshifting killer wielding what the Starfleet captain called a “phaser rifle” and the revelation that Director Vance was a Starfleet officer, it was all a bit unsettling.

The Dodge reached its destination—a beautiful single-family home in Washington’s Shepherd Hill. Vance had seen its charm during visits with his wife, but it always impressed him. He reached for his phone when Cal’s voice cut in. “WOW. Look at that, Gathy. It’s practically in the green. A change from the city.”
Sighing, Agatha looked at her boyfriend, and Vance sensed her annoyance.
“Yeah, but it’s a hike to the nearest supermarket. And no replicators in this timeline. I wouldn’t want to live here. Besides, we’ve got bigger worries.”
Cal frowned. “What do you mean?”
“She means we need to focus on Angela,” Vance said, flipping open his phone.

Donald ‘Ducky’ Mallard had just wrapped a new bandage around his cut finger when Jethro entered his pathology lab. He looked up, sensing this wasn’t a friendly visit. Too good to be true.
“Jethro,” he said coolly, eyeing the investigator.
“Duck,” Gibbs replied. They’d been friends for years, and Ducky knew Gibbs didn’t condone the attack on him—likely would’ve given the redhead a head slap if she were on his team. Seeing a hint of apology in Gibbs’ icy blue eyes, Ducky softened his stance.
“What can I do for you, Jethro?”
Gibbs placed a note on the table. “What’s your take, Duck?”
Ducky put on his reading glasses, muttered, “Oh boy,” and skimmed the lines.
“What exactly do you want to know?”
“What I don’t already know,” Gibbs replied cryptically, prompting a faint smile from Ducky. “Of course.”
He reread the note, removed his glasses, and looked at Gibbs.
“I assume you know this is an acrostic, and the author’s pointing us to addresses starting with the letters of his name?”
Gibbs didn’t nod—his impatient eyes said enough.
“Thought so,” Ducky said, taking a deep breath. “The author’s very self-assured, believes he’s superior, and usually is. He knows he can mimic anyone effortlessly and sees himself as…”
“Number one, Duck?” Gibbs asked, his voice a mix of fatigue and curiosity. Ducky nodded. He didn’t want to burden Gibbs with more details—his body language screamed exhaustion. Normally, Ducky would suggest Gibbs slow down or warn the Director of burnout risk, but Gibbs had factors keeping him resilient.
Ducky looked at him. “You probably just need to check the number one addresses on those streets.”
“Thanks, Duck.”
Gibbs actually smiled and asked, “How’s your finger?”
“It’ll heal, Jethro.”
“I’m really sorry.”
Ducky smiled. “I know.”

Rain.
It was fitting. Angela Stone’s water-blue eyes were fixed on her husband’s photo, now adorned with black mourning crepe on the dresser. Her legs were pulled to her chest, arms wrapped around them, tears streaming down her pretty face. She was a beauty—blue eyes, a fit, feminine body, and an aura of confidence. Some non-working women in the neighborhood called her the “Angelina Jolie of Shepherd Park” behind her back, thinking she didn’t notice. They were right, though they couldn’t know how much. She was a direct descendant of the actress, her name Angela a nod to her famous ancestor, according to her mother.
“All that’s missing is the ‘In,’” she’d always say.
Her marriage had been harmonious, nearly perfect. “Perfect” didn’t exist—every relationship had its highs and lows. Like when the new secretary, Laura McConnaugh, joined them. She was pretty. Angela didn’t care about looks—she knew her husband loved only her—but seeing him with her was bothersome.
Maybe she’d been in this century too long?

But none of that mattered now. Thaddeus—her Thaddeus—was dead, stabbed in the back, as Leon had told her. What had possessed her to take this assignment? Why travel to the past?
Was the 24th century not good enough?

Reflecting on her own century’s events, being the wife of a Navy captain working a desk job wasn’t a bad deal. The horrors of assimilating species were light-years away. Romulans, Klingons, Ferengi—unknown to humans. It was a wonderful time.

But then there were global tensions, underlying fears of terrorism, and ongoing economic, housing, banking, and national crises. She shook her head reading about the billions spent on certain countries. Helping them was right, but there were other problems even in this time. Earth was defenseless, and some lifeforms meant humanity harm—whether to be worshipped as gods or fed upon. Earth was in danger, and most humans were clueless.

Her neighbors were equally clueless about her grief. Leon and his wife had reached out, but the so-called “community” was a flop. She wanted to contact the Federation for a pickup, to talk to someone…

Her phone rang.
She flipped it open, saw “Vance,” and held it to her ear.
“Yes?” she sobbed.
“Angela.”
Vance’s voice was clear—Starfleet had upgraded their phones for better reception.
“Leon,” she gasped, sinking onto the gray couch. “Where are you?”
“At your door.”
Starfleet captains spoke only what was necessary. Her husband was just as terse on the job. Logical, direct, cold.
Tears streamed down her cheeks as she stood.
“I’ll let you in. I’ll deactivate the Hammer Protocol.”
“NO!” Vance shouted, nearly making her drop the phone. She sniffled—a habit she’d broken but needed now—and asked, “What?”
“Don’t move. We’re almost there.”
The line went dead.
It was astonishing.

It was astonishing how easy it was.
He didn’t know how they kept doing it, but they’d found him, stunned him, and left him here with this “latest rifle.” Ari Haswari was furious with himself. Being repeatedly stunned and used like a chess piece was humiliating for someone like him.
Suit Guy stood behind him.
Ari was aware of him and cursed himself. He had no choice but to obey, no matter how pointless their orders seemed.
“Do as you please,” Suit Guy said in his usual bored tone. Ari didn’t need to be told twice. He raised his rifle and aimed.
Peering through the scope, he blinked, stunned, at the attractive figure on the couch—legs crossed, in a dark top, blue pants, holding a tissue.
“I’m supposed to kill Angelina Jolie? Are you insane? *Tomb Raider* was one of her best films, next to *Mr. and Mrs. Smith*. What’s next, Brad Pitt?”
“That’s not Angelina Jolie,” Suit Guy said, a hint of irritation in his voice. Good, good—he was alive, not an emotionless robot.
Ari grinned inwardly. Maybe he could push him further, get more out of him.
But it didn’t come to that. Suit Guy drew a weapon and aimed at Ari’s head. “If you don’t want to die, shoot.”
What does he mean by ‘die’? Ari thought, but it became irrelevant as Suit Guy said, “You’ve got a score to settle with Ziva. Take out Miss Stone, and I’ll make sure you can settle it.”
That was true. That score needed settling, ideally with his half-sister, who’d apparently defected to the enemy. If she knew he was with Hamas, she was an obstacle to be eliminated. Then he’d eliminate Eli…
Terrible pun. he thought, aiming at Stone’s chest and firing.


The bright red beam hissed loudly toward Angela Stone’s chest.
 
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