You are welcome to it. What do you plan to do to Bob Katter?
Ruler of the World thread
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You are welcome to it. What do you plan to do to Bob Katter?
^ He'll be forced to move to Sweden, and in exchange any Swedes are welcome to live here as the weather is much warmer.
And Iceland is fully prepared to retaliate with icicles.
Ingrate! I hereby sentence you to holiday cash register duty at IKEA!
Now, polish my new crown.
*bombs Texas* (gets into the crevices, especially DFW)
After some consideration, I humbly request the mighty and benevolent Miss Chicken to grant me stewardship over southern Germany (Bavaria and Baden-Wurttemberg), Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and the Czech Republic (combined population of 49.93 million). If I am fortunate enough to have my wish granted, I vow to lead the Central European Confederation wisely and justly. The Grand Duchy of Liechtenstein will be renamed Chickenstein, in honor of Her Majesty, and every month in the CEC will be October, so that Oktoberfest will always be celebrated.
And, if I may be so bold, I would like to submit this work in progress for Miss Chicken's approval:
And, if I may be so bold, I would like to submit this work in progress for Miss Chicken's approval:
What are you talking about? It was already a barren wasteland.So who ever claims Texas - will now have a barren waste land.
Um...sorry dude. I already have dibs on all of Northern California. When you said Central Valley, I thought you meant center of the state. Those three counties are right across the top of the state. I'll let you have all the counties below the red line on this map. I think that's more than fair, since I called it first.
Hey I LIVE on that dividing line...
Just to be fair...
Since no one has called it..
I'd like Brazil... I will have a three legged cat added to the famous statue of Christ the Redeemer overlooking Rio..
And we will launch our formidible military against any and all who wish to stop the party atmosphere under our domain...
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXTxsP3YzEQ[/yt]
Since I can't have my home province of Alberta (*grump*) I humbly beseech Miss Chicken to appoint me overlord of the remainder of Canada.
In gratitude, I promise to institute numerous arbitrary and whimsical name-changes.
The province of Ontario will become the province of Chickentario, while the province of Quebec will become the province of Poulet (with its capital at Ville de Poulet).
The city of Kitchener, Chickentario will become the city of Katzenstadt, in honour of its German-Canadian heritage. And Toronto will henceforth be known simply as "Fail."
In gratitude, I promise to institute numerous arbitrary and whimsical name-changes.
The province of Ontario will become the province of Chickentario, while the province of Quebec will become the province of Poulet (with its capital at Ville de Poulet).
The city of Kitchener, Chickentario will become the city of Katzenstadt, in honour of its German-Canadian heritage. And Toronto will henceforth be known simply as "Fail."
What are you talking about? It was already a barren wasteland.So who ever claims Texas - will now have a barren waste land.
*rimtap*
Um...sorry dude. I already have dibs on all of Northern California. When you said Central Valley, I thought you meant center of the state. Those three counties are right across the top of the state. I'll let you have all the counties below the red line on this map. I think that's more than fair, since I called it first.
Hey I LIVE on that dividing line...
Just to be fair...
Since no one has called it..
I'd like Brazil... I will have a three legged cat added to the famous statue of Christ the Redeemer overlooking Rio..
And we will launch our formidible military against any and all who wish to stop the party atmosphere under our domain...
yeah, good luck with that. my ICBMs will fry your ass and my strategic bombers will sink your navy like tub toys!
and i'll finish it off by strafing copacabana beach with my A-10s!
After some consideration, I humbly request the mighty and benevolent Miss Chicken to grant me stewardship over southern Germany (Bavaria and Baden-Wurttemberg), Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and the Czech Republic (combined population of 49.93 million). If I am fortunate enough to have my wish granted, I vow to lead the Central European Confederation wisely and justly. The Grand Duchy of Liechtenstein will be renamed Chickenstein, in honor of Her Majesty, and every month in the CEC will be October, so that Oktoberfest will always be celebrated.
And, if I may be so bold, I would like to submit this work in progress for Miss Chicken's approval:
Thanks for being the mapmaker - not only are southern Germany (Bavaria and Baden-Wurttemberg), Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and the Czech Republic (combined population of 49.93 million) yours but you get Tahiti as well.
Goldbug gets Brazil. I can't think of a nicer spot for one of my statues to go.
Goliath gets those parts of Canada not taken previously.
Still plenty of nice places left.
Goliath gets those parts of Canada not taken previously.
Still plenty of nice places left.
I would like to submit this work in progress for Miss Chicken's approval:
Don't forget to acknowledge my antarctic holdings and the colony at the Galapagos!
Scotland's gone!!
Crusher Disciple, would you like to have half of northern Germany in exchange for Finland, so that you'd rule full 50 million people? If the answer is no, I'll try to take Finland by force. And Miss Chicken, I promise you'll be worshipped as a goddess in my regions of the world.
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Did I mention that Newfoundland will henceforth be known as New Tasmania?
Hmm, In the interests of territorial integrity I think that perhaps I should claim as much of European Russia as I can (including that other federal city of Moscow). Is that a good idea?
I must say that the sight of the Union marked out in the finest green brings a proud lump to my throat, the rest of you are lookin' good too. Except for the Great Nasat who is shockingly absent from the map...
After looking at this map I would like to petition Miss Chicken to include those portions of Alaska east of the 141st meridian. It seems offensive to have this piece of America dangling like that. It seems to want to thrust itself into the Hecate Strait.
Official correspondence from Nasat Realm of Ross (Ross Ice Shelf)
With all respect to Her Tripedalness Miss Chicken, I hesistantly submit that since the population is vastly below 50 million, I may as well claim the entire Antarctic continent and get it over with (in addition to my Ross Ice Shelf holding and the generously bestowed Galapagos). If this request is granted, Miss Chicken can expect the entire Antarctic region to be developed along the lines of the current realm. While the Nasat understands that Miss Chicken may be hesitant to bestow such a large territory to one who already has substantial claims, I humbly submit: no-one else wants it. It's just a lump of ice.
Your Loyal and Most Indebted supporter,
Deranged Nasat.
With all respect to Her Tripedalness Miss Chicken, I hesistantly submit that since the population is vastly below 50 million, I may as well claim the entire Antarctic continent and get it over with (in addition to my Ross Ice Shelf holding and the generously bestowed Galapagos). If this request is granted, Miss Chicken can expect the entire Antarctic region to be developed along the lines of the current realm. While the Nasat understands that Miss Chicken may be hesitant to bestow such a large territory to one who already has substantial claims, I humbly submit: no-one else wants it. It's just a lump of ice.
Your Loyal and Most Indebted supporter,
Deranged Nasat.
