Robau...in the sequel?

[Sector 7]

I'm trying to ascertain what the appeal is.

We are having F.U.N. It may be a new concept to some.

What he did in his five minute of screen time to warrant this kind of base? Was it that he was bald? That he was black? That he was bald AND black?

Mr. Fahir is of Middle Eastern descent.

That he refused to answer simple questions like "have you seen thi ship?"

Shows bravery when it really counts.

What make's him so bad-ass that he's getting this near Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris-ian take of awesomeness?

He's cool!

Or am I missing the joke?

Absolutely!

 

[DontFeedPhil]

Thats why He'd be perfect for Kahn!!!

 

[Squiggy]

Ok.

This Robau thing has officially gotten ridiculous.

Captain Robau:

A panzy-assed man who got his ass handed to him, couldn't straightly answer simple questions like, "Have you seen this ship," and then got stabbed in the chest.

He also somehow confused "Stardate" with "the year plus a decimal" and in the process drastically altered how Stardates are calculated for centuries.

Oh, and he couldn't be trusted with a starship so much that Starfleet only risked one nacelle on him.

Robau: WEAK and FORGETABLE.

Bobba Fett looks at him and says, "Dude? What's all the fuss on this nobody?"

And what did he do to "catch our attention."

What did he do to stand out to generate all this nuttiness?

So there's so much hype around him because there's alot of hype around him?

Besides, for all the time Robau was onscreen, he actually *was* cool.

Yeah, sorta.

His delivery of his entire three or four lines really SUNG machismo!

Jesus Christ.

This IS Boba Fett all over again.

I'm trying to ascertain what the appeal is.

What he did in his five minute of screen time to warrant this kind of base? Was it that he was bald? That he was black? That he was bald AND black?

That he refused to answer simple questions like "have you seen thi ship?"

That he tucked his tail and gave in to the demands of his attacker?

That he got killed without putting up any kind of fight whatsoever?

That he so cooly and casualy swept away those plastic curtain things I have going in to my meat cooler?

What make's him so bad-ass that he's getting this near Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris-ian take of awesomeness?

Or am I missing the joke?

 

[urbandk]

If this Robau craze makes posters' heads explode, I say fire everything.

 

[SalvorHardin]

On a totally unrelated note.... I see lots of Canon Violation avatars.

I've been away for a week so I assume i missed a thread about it ?

 

[RoJoHen]

On a totally unrelated note.... I see lots of Canon Violation avatars.

I've been away for a week so I assume i missed a thread about it ?

And since you obviously didn't look at the forum before posting this, you clearly missed the thread titled "CANON VIOLATION."

 

[SalvorHardin]

On a totally unrelated note.... I see lots of Canon Violation avatars.

I've been away for a week so I assume i missed a thread about it ?

And since you obviously didn't look at the forum before posting this, you clearly missed the thread titled "CANON VIOLATION."

Guilty as charged

 

[cooleddie74]

So there's so much hype around him because there's alot of hype around him?

A circle in a follicle...a scalp within a scalp.

 

[cooleddie74]

Ok.

This Robau thing has officially gotten ridiculous.

That's it.

NO sex or beer for you at the 2010 BBS Mega Meetup.

 

[Trekker4747]

Ok.

This Robau thing has officially gotten ridiculous.

That's it.

NO sex or beer for you at the 2010 BBS Mega Meetup.

So, Squiggy isn't comming?

 

[Sector 7]

Back OT: It would have to be a PREquel. I think a TV series with Robau at the helm of the Kelvin would be a good show.

 

[cooleddie74]

Ok.

This Robau thing has officially gotten ridiculous.

That's it.

NO sex or beer for you at the 2010 BBS Mega Meetup.

So, Squiggy isn't comming?

Squiggy's ALWAYS "coming." One of the reasons we have to put plastic over all the TNZ furniture.

 

[RoJoHen]

Back OT: It would have to be a PREquel.

Um, you clearly didn't read my synopsis for the sequel, nor do you comprehend Robau's immunity to the space-time continuum.

 

[Squiggy]

That's it.

NO sex or beer for you at the 2010 BBS Mega Meetup.

So, Squiggy isn't comming?

Squiggy's ALWAYS "coming." One of the reasons we have to put plastic over all the TNZ furniture.

It's a medical condition.

 

[erebus]

What make's him so bad-ass that he's getting this near Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris-ian take of awesomeness?

Not near awesomeness, but infinitely superior to those wimps that soil the page in comparison. In fact 'awesomeness' only has its full fruition and proprietary meaning in the one and only Captatin Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau and Jack Bauer once served together in the Temporal NSA. But Bauer couldn't live up to Robau's expectations and got booted.

 

[Praetor]

Maybe Robau can die at the beginning of every Star Trek movie!!

Now there's an idea... "Oh, crap, where am I this time, Sam?"

Jesus Christ.

This IS Boba Fett all over again.

No. THIS is Ceti Alpha V!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau dying in every movie? What, does he come from New South Park Colony or something?

 

[Bad Atom]

"Oh, my God, they killed Robau! You (Klingon) bastards!"

 

[cooleddie74]

COMMANDER STAN: "Dude...this time travel stuff is pretty F*CKED up right here!"