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Robau...in the sequel?

RoJoHen

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I don't know about you, but I think it would be awesome to see Captain Robau clawing his way out of the blackhole, with a pike through his chest, carrying the planet Vulcan on his back, while making out with Spock's mother.
 
That wouldn't happen, the spike through his chest simply bounced off. Only one metal can pearce through Robau's chest - Robauanium.
 
I don't know about you, but I think it would be awesome to see Captain Robau clawing his way out of the blackhole, with a pike through his chest, carrying the planet Vulcan on his back, while making out with Spock's mother.

That makes my design for a Robau Monument all the more appropriate.
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I don't know about you, but I think it would be awesome to see Captain Robau clawing his way out of the blackhole, with a pike through his chest, carrying the planet Vulcan on his back, while making out with Spock's mother.

That makes my design for a Robau Monument all the more appropriate.
atlas-1a.jpg


ROBAU SHRUGGED

By Ayn Rand XII
 
I don't know about you, but I think it would be awesome to see Captain Robau clawing his way out of the blackhole, with a pike through his chest, carrying the planet Vulcan on his back, while making out with Spock's mother.

That makes my design for a Robau Monument all the more appropriate.
atlas-1a.jpg


ROBAU SHRUGGED

By Ayn Rand XII

3426 pages of Robau kicking ass.

"What give you the right to question state intervention in society in a novel so heavy it could kill a horse?"
 
Star Trek XII will consist of nothing more but Robau saying "Number 8" for 3 hours. It will win every Oscar in 2011 AND 2012.
 
Captain Robau:

A panzy-assed man who got his ass handed to him, couldn't straightly answer simple questions like, "Have you seen this ship," and then got stabbed in the chest.

He also somehow confused "Stardate" with "the year plus a decimal" and in the process drastically altered how Stardates are calculated for centuries.

Oh, and he couldn't be trusted with a starship so much that Starfleet only risked one nacelle on him.

Robau: WEAK and FORGETABLE.

Bobba Fett looks at him and says, "Dude? What's all the fuss on this nobody?"
 
Captain Robau:

A panzy-assed man who got his ass handed to him, couldn't straightly answer simple questions like, "Have you seen this ship," and then got stabbed in the chest.

He also somehow confused "Stardate" with "the year plus a decimal" and in the process drastically altered how Stardates are calculated for centuries.

Oh, and he couldn't be trusted with a starship so much that Starfleet only risked one nacelle on him.

Robau: WEAK and FORGETABLE.

Bobba Fett looks at him and says, "Dude? What's all the fuss on this nobody?"

Dude, you're missing the point. Robau Rage isn't about the character of Richard Robau himself, it's about what he represents. Here we have a brand new character never before seen in Trek, and he caught everyone's attention. This sends a message that Trek fans want someone new, not a recast former hero. We want new captains, new adventures.

And besides, don't blame the fans. Blame Abrams and his cohorts who originall hyped the "badass Federation captain" we all eventually came to know as Robau.

And it's spelled "pansy" not "panzy."
 
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