I made a few fanfictions where Offenhouse took over the Ferengi Alliance.
Good times.
That's one of those fan ficcy nonsense ideas I find off putting about trek lit. Offenhouse had no qualifications to be an ambassador or secretary of commerce. Knowing about money? Lot's of people in the federation know about money, they aren't stupid, the federation does deal with societies that use money all the time.I like what the novelverse has done with Offenhouse.
First, he becomes the Federation ambassador to the Ferengi (a marriage made in Heaven, really, since nobody knows more about money than Offenhouse, and the Ferengi will certainly respect that), and later, Federation Secretary of Commerce.
That's one of those fan ficcy nonsense ideas I find off putting about trek lit. Offenhouse had no qualifications to be an ambassador or secretary of commerce.
Knowing about money? Lot's of people in the federation know about money, they aren't stupid, the federation does deal with societies that use money all the time.
Offenhouse didn't know anything about current interstellar politics (or local earth politics), trade, technology, traditions etc. and what he does know should work against him, being a greedy capitalist does not make him a good fit for ambassador to the ferengi or secretary of commerce, those positions require someone representing current values of their government.
That would be like us making a 16th century slave owner secretary of labor or ambassador to china.
Always felt bad for Mr Offenhouse- he planned ahead for his welfare and still lost it all anyway.....
That's one of those fan ficcy nonsense ideas I find off putting about trek lit. Offenhouse had no qualifications to be an ambassador or secretary of commerce. Knowing about money? Lot's of people in the federation know about money, they aren't stupid, the federation does deal with societies that use money all the time.
Offenhouse didn't know anything about current interstellar politics (or local earth politics), trade, technology, traditions etc. and what he does know should work against him, being a greedy capitalist does not make him a good fit for ambassador to the ferengi or secretary of commerce, those positions require someone representing current values of their government. That would be like us making a 16th century slave owner secretary of labor or ambassador to china.
Being dead, Offenhouse is now neither upwardly nor mobile
Everyone in the 24th century knows more about money than he does. You think future economists, the best 150 worlds have to offer, don’t know how to manage more diverse varieties of their own alien economies and dynamics than Offenhouse had fingers and toes?Offenhouse is not stupid. He strikes me as somebody who, given the right motivation, could easily adapt to his new surroundings.
As I said, nobody in the 24th century knows more about money than he does. So who better to rise to an important position in dealing with the Ferengi? And in turn, the Ferengi would learn to respect him, as well...they'd quickly realize he wasn't just another 24th century hew-mon to be trifled with. Sure, Offenhouse may not exactly be a trained diplomat...but let's be honest, would the Ferengi really care about people who are?
And who's to say what Offenhouse's intellectual and academic background actually are? For all we know he could already have degrees in politics, government, law, economics, etc. Clearly he's not just some random schmuck plucked off the street. You'll notice how quickly he picks up on the situation with the Romulans, for example?
Everyone in the 24th century knows more about money than he does.
look for a new way to get his jollies along the lines he knew.
You think future economists, the best 150 worlds have to offer, don’t know how to manage more diverse varieties of their own alien economies and dynamics than Offenhouse had fingers and toes?
Everyone in the business of money. That means economists and anyone dealing with alien economies. And maybe the average citizen too. I learned way more algebra and calculus in school than I ever used outside of it. If I remember TNG’s “When the Bough Breaks” correctly, the average twelve year olds studies calculus in the future.Unlikely.
Most people - most Federation citizens, anyway - in the 24th century, don't know anything about money. How can they, if they live in a society that doesn't even USE it?
Someone who’s understands and is interested in advancing Federation interests and way of life? Offenhouse would likely be protected by the Federation, but would he be a citizen? That alone would take a while. Acclimating to both his new century and culture. Never mind competing with trillions of other people for a .0001% level job.And so, naturally, Ferengi tend to look down on most Federation "hew-mons", because - perhaps at least a teeny bit justifiably so - they view the Federation as comprised of soft, mealymouthed sheep who have everything provided to them by the all-powerful State. So when a hew-mon like Offenhouse comes along - who is, arguably, an expert in financial matters - that will certainly catch the Ferengi off guard. Who could possibly be more qualified to deal with the Ferengi than someone who's as unabashedly capitalist as they? Talk about kindred spirits...
Federation largesse? His world ended in apocalyptic horror. His lost pod would have failed like the others on the ship and of the bankrupt(?) incinerated(?) cryogenic company. He gets points for trying, but how much do you credit the lottery winner for being the one in millions it worked out for? For even living somewhere there’s a lottery? The blond woman didn’t even sign up — her husband did not to lose her.Yes, Offenhouse did care about power. Power over his own life. Picard claims that such power is an illusion...but as Offenhouse correctly pointed out, then why is he there?![]()
Yeah, possibly. Maybe he seemed overly dickish as a defense mechanism.As for power over others: We have no idea. Really, we don't. We know nothing about Offenhouse's life before he woke up on the Enterprise. Sure, he was kind of a dick to the crew, but it doesn't make him Donald Trump. For all we know, he used his money and his company for good, rather than evil. His actions on the ship don't prove anything about his old life.
Pythagoras today might make a decent middle school math teacher, but he’s probably not going to be president of MIT.And that is exactly what Offenhouse has done. Money, and matters arising from it, is exactly "the lines he knew".
That the replicator solved anything is some fans’ speculation. It’s never easy to be a saint, even in paradise. You don’t get points for never thinking to steal, for never needing to.In a world where a simple object like a replicator is somehow seen as society's ultimate savior, preventing the need for pretty much ANY kind of economy? Asked and answered.![]()
Offenhouse would likely be protected by the Federation, but would he be a citizen?
Yeah, possibly. Maybe he seemed overly dickish as a defense mechanism.
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