I don't know if this has been posted before. But I've seemed to notice alot of my trekkie pals and people I know seem to dislike the guy alot for some reason. They kind of see him as this Zap Branigan-type who thinks he's a badass like Kirk but is too stupid and bumbling to be anything of the sort. I disagree but some of the comments I've heard over the years have been pretty funny actually:
"So Admiral Riker put another nacel on the old Enterprise. Isn't that kind of like putting a fin on the back of a pinto?"
"The Riker Maneuver. So basicly what it is, is lighting a big ball of gas of fire. So, when you get down to it, all it is is lighting a massive fart in space. Must have learned that from his frat days."
"When ever he would tell the pilot to "Engage" I half expected him to start doing pelvic thrusts while he said it. Of course when he becomes an old Admiral(what, did all the good officers die or retire or did someone lose a bet?)he'd have to have some young ensign do it for him."
"So Admiral Riker put another nacel on the old Enterprise. Isn't that kind of like putting a fin on the back of a pinto?"
"The Riker Maneuver. So basicly what it is, is lighting a big ball of gas of fire. So, when you get down to it, all it is is lighting a massive fart in space. Must have learned that from his frat days."
"When ever he would tell the pilot to "Engage" I half expected him to start doing pelvic thrusts while he said it. Of course when he becomes an old Admiral(what, did all the good officers die or retire or did someone lose a bet?)he'd have to have some young ensign do it for him."