Rick Sanchez of CNN Slams Joe the Plumber!

[Red Ranger]

People,

Below I've posted a transcript of a full-throated attack Rick Sanchez leveled at Joe "I want more than 15 minutes of fame" the Plumber, who is now a "war correspondent" covering the mess in Gaza. I found it a hearty, well-deserved slam at that bald bastard. Read on and be entertained.

Red Ranger

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Something to take note of today. I want to share with you the thoughts of Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher…you know, “Joe the War Correspondent”.
Yes, he’s in Israel filing reports, and here’s his analysis: (you can find his reports on the web, YouTube, etc. I don’t want to link to them here)
“I don’t think journalists should be anywhere around war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at, you report what’s happening day to day, you make a big deal out of it, I think it’s asinine.
I think media should be abolished from, you know, reporting. War is hell.” (Samuel J. Wurzelbacher)
Samuel, let me talk to you directly.
First, I was born in a communist country, so I’m familiar with people like you and Fidel Castro, who think “media should be abolished.”

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[sidious618]

That's fantastic.

 

[indranee]

if "Joe's" taking cracks at journalists in a war zone, why the hell is HE journalisming in a war friggin' zone?!

 

[Red Ranger]

^Exactly! Think he ought to pay his back taxes and get his plumber's license, eh?

 

[DontFeedPhil]

What a Deuchebag...Just go away already...

 

[trekkerguy]

Hahaha omg that's hilarious.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I heard that Hamas and Israel issued a joint statement that while they can't agree on anything else, now that he's over there they would like to express solidarity with the world in wishing that this hemorrhoid on the collective ass of society would just shut the fuck up and unclog my toilet already.

Oh wait, he doesn't even have a license to do that. He's now surpassed just being completely useless and has begun to drain the skills of those surrounding him like a black hole of fail.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I think media should be abolished from, you know, reporting.

Enough of that Liberal Media.

You know that guy who lives down the street? You know the guy who shows up at the backyard BBQ when there’s free food? You know that guy, he knows everything about everything, but really knows nothing. He hates everything, and everybody, but he can’t understand why anybody would find fault with him.
You know, the obnoxious guy. There’s there’s always one at every party or gathering.
You know that guy. We all do!

I know him! He Posts on the Internet!

 

[Roshi]

^More specifically on TNZ...

 

[Hermiod]

^More specifically on TNZ...

Nah, if he was on TNZ he wouldn't actually discuss anything, he'd just post threadbombs and swear at people's mothers.

 

[Amaris]

It was well earned.


J.

 

[Gertch]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

But yeah, I think his newness to reporting showed. Obviously he was worked up by those terrorist Hamas rockets. That was pretty chilling to see. Perhaps he should go back to cuttin' pipe.

 

[Squiggy]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

Yeah. He showed him!

 

[TheBrew]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

Yup, he single handedly put McCain in the White House... waittaminute...

But yeah, I think his newness to reporting showed. Obviously he was worked up by those terrorist Hamas rockets. That was pretty chilling to see. Perhaps he should go back to cuttin' pipe.

He probably firsts needs to go back and get his license first. There is no way in hell that this guy should be a reporter, let alone a war correspondent. Those are the kind of people through many years of training and education
who are able to move into these kind of situations and put together reports quickly and intelligently. You don't read a fuckin' "War Correspondant for Dummies" Book on the way over!

Joe the Douchebag needs to stop being a drain on society and actually do something productive. Like maybe get his plumber's license. Instead, he exposes the hypocriticalness of the Conservatives supporting him.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

.

God, you're funny.


Oh, wait. You were serious.

 

[Thurisaz]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

Yup, he single handedly put McCain in the White House... waittaminute...

But yeah, I think his newness to reporting showed. Obviously he was worked up by those terrorist Hamas rockets. That was pretty chilling to see. Perhaps he should go back to cuttin' pipe.

He probably firsts needs to go back and get his license first. There is no way in hell that this guy should be a reporter, let alone a war correspondent. Those are the kind of people through many years of training and education
who are able to move into these kind of situations and put together reports quickly and intelligently. You don't read a fuckin' "War Correspondant for Dummies" Book on the way over!

Joe the Douchebag needs to stop being a drain on society and actually do something productive. Like maybe get his plumber's license. Instead, he exposes the hypocriticalness of the Conservatives supporting him.

How the hell is he a drain on society? Last I heard he wasn't on welfare. As far as I know, you don't need a license as long as you work under a licensed master plumber. However I do think it is pretty retarded for him to be a news correspondent.

 

[Trekker4747]

He gave Joe the "Dirty Sanchez"



Yeah, he gave Joe a good smack-down of Grade-A American PWN!

I may have to start watching this Snachez guy now.

 

[Gertch]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

Yup, he single handedly put McCain in the White House... waittaminute...

That's not what I said.

But yeah, I think his newness to reporting showed. Obviously he was worked up by those terrorist Hamas rockets. That was pretty chilling to see. Perhaps he should go back to cuttin' pipe.

He probably firsts needs to go back and get his license first. There is no way in hell that this guy should be a reporter, let alone a war correspondent. Those are the kind of people through many years of training and education who are able to move into these kind of situations and put together reports quickly and intelligently.

... and tainted by partisanship. All those 'years of training' slipped away last year as journalism died by embracing Obama and dropping their integrity.

Joe the Douchebag needs to stop being a drain on society and actually do something productive. Like maybe get his plumber's license. Instead, he exposes the hypocriticalness of the Conservatives supporting him.

Sounds like someone doesn't like him because he exposed Obama's tax plan. Some enough that they pried into his personal records.

 

[JonathonWally]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

If anything he put a dent in McCain's campaign, he dominated the news cycle for far too long and kept attention on Obama which didn't even hurt him, while managing to take attention away from McCain and his message.

Maybe it was a good thing, it paused the media's reporting on Palin's race baiting at her political rallies for a few days.

 

[Squiggy]

Joe the Plumber is great. I love how he put a big dent in Obama's campaign.

If anything he put a dent in McCain's campaign, he dominated the news cycle for far too long and kept attention on Obama which didn't even hurt him, while managing to take attention away from McCain and his message.

Maybe it was a good thing, it paused the media's reporting on Palin's race baiting at her political rallies for a few days.

It also didn't look too good when Joe stood McCain up at that one rally. I guess that's what they do in "real America".