Here we go, after a long sabbatical, back with Season 4
"Storm Front" part one
The crew thinks Archer is dead, as they come to terms with being in the wrong time.
Archer is in fact alive, badly burned and at the mercy of time alternate Nazis who appear to have help from alien interlopers. We find him in an army field hospital, sticking out like a sore thumb.
He is transported by a group of clichéd Germans in the most lapsed security ever.
He's rescued by a bunch of Wise Guys and taken to New York.
It seems that, as good as the German war machine is in this timeline, they are still as stupid as Colonel Klink, or is it Sgt Shultz ?
Archer is clearly a prize catch yet they don't have him suitably escorted, it's laughable.
Back on Enterprise, Travis and Trip, fresh from surviving fighter bombers down below, ascertain that the bullets were every real.
No shit
"Maybe we're here for a reason ?" says Travis, right on cue we see Sillek lurking in Enterprise's corridors.
Having lost Archer to the Resistance (a bunch of money lenders), the Alien Nazis now fear exposure due to time dating Archers confiscated communicator, and they ascertain he's from the future. (Makes their lapsed security even more ludicrous)
On board Enterprise, Malcolm comes to the conclusion that things are different here, due to the Nazis reaching good ole US of A
No shit
Ooops, here comes Daniels, in distress, and he stumbles, mortally injured into Phloxx's surgery.
On alternative Earth, Archer is in a safe house, he's piecing together that this is a timey wimey issue.
No shit
He's in the home of a young African American woman, Alicia, who's part of the Wise Guy Resistance, apparently.
On the ground it transpires that the Alien Nazis have been providing super weapons to the Germans to give them an advantage, in return the Germans provide raw materials for some sort of. . . . well, fuck knows what.
Phloxx examines Daniels, in short, he's fucked.
In New York, the invisible Wise Guys go to the safe house to confront Archer, there's always one called Sal, and always a Carmine, this time there's a fat Carmine, also clichéd.
He assures them he's on their side after much macho posturing, later Archer questions the girl about the strange alien looking Nazi.
Meanwhile, Daniels tries to warn T'pol in his death throes, he sent them back in time to sort the timeline.
There are now multiple factions fighting for dominance, and the ones with the Nazis are the most dangerous.
(Yes, the old Temporal Cold War again)
In the shuttle bay, Sillek now reveals himself to Trip, he wants a shuttle, he wants Trip to accompany him, Trip resists and a fight ensues, eventually Trip bites a phase pistol dolt and is stunned, Sillek steals the shuttle, but not before saving Trip by carrying him out of the shuttle bay first, very noble.
Back in NY, Sal and fat Carmine take Archer to meet a snitch who has info on the weird alien dudes.
Shadows, hat, red eyes etc.
They hang around as the alien spiv guy appears to meet the snitch, Archer tries to extract info from the pasty alien, and in the process, learns that his ship is in orbit.
He takes the alien's communicator, Sal reverts to type and whacks the alien.
At the same time, Trip and Travis beam down to retrieve the stolen shuttle and to track down Sillek, the shuttle is very badly damaged, but Sillek is not around.
In NY, the Wise Guys get ambushed during the curfew, Sal gets killed and Archer and the girl get pinned down in an alleyway
Archer uses the alien communicator to contact Enterprise (all too easily), they are beamed up in the nick of time, no questions asked.
An emotional reunion occurs on the Bridge when Archer returns, well a bit emotional, he got a cuddle from Hoshi.
With his last words, Daniels warns of Vosk, a violent fanatic who shuns the Temporal Accords, Archer has to stop him.
They are trapped in this timeline and need to build a conduit home, but the material they are being provided with is inferior technologically, meaning that any machine built would be enormous and difficult to hide.
On the surface, as Trip and Travis hide, the Nazis discover the shuttle and enter it, Trip blows it up to prevent them taking it back, but they are now captured.
They are now at the mercy of the aforementioned Vosk, and will be interrogated.
The end scene shows the scale of the alien time machine currently nearing completion.
I really can't take this episode seriously
After the triumphs of the Xindi climax, we get this unadulterated turkey.
And there's still 42 minutes to go.