AdmiralGarak said:
For the Unitard
When Santa Worf's Ferengi-Elves suddenly unionize and demand higher wages, he needs to make cash fast to save Christmas! Fortunately his Klingon friends rally together to throw a charity show the crew of DS9 will never forget. (No matter how much they try.) Yes-- Worf, Martok, Kor, and the crew of the Rotarran don skintight pink leotards for the first ever all Klingon performance of "The Nutcracker".
And, no-- It ain't pretty.
Sleighs of Glory
Worf, Martok, Kor, and the crew of the Rotarren graciously float accross the stage in their pink, skin-tight Nutcracker leotards. The part of the audience still standing after round and round of bloodwine, excitedly cheers the Klingon performers. At the very front: Worf's beloved Jadzia Dax.
Suddenly, the lights fail, and a scream is heard from the audience. Just moments later, the scene is brightly lit once again.
As Worf's warrior eyes dart into the audience, he fails to see his loved one. Realizing she is gone, he flexes his muscles, his pink outfit bulging, and lets free an ear-shattering cry.
His face full of anger and determination, he puts his fingers to his mouth and whistles. From above, metal sleighs with a chrome finish descend, pulled by targ reindeer with spiked black leather collars.
Worf and his friends quickly man their sleighs of glory on a quest to save the lovely Jadzia, a warrior's tune on their lips: "Here comes Santa Worf, here comes Santa Worf, right down Santa Worf Lane!"
To be continued...
