Rename An Episode!

[BajoranMedic535]

Solo- Quark sits in a jail cell alone. Seems the rest of the crew have abandoned the station.

 

[Evil Twin]

Out of Hand with the Profits

A business rival of Quark's plots to assassinate him when the bar starts to become too successful.

 

[Frontier]

"The Gnome Coming" - An extremist group from Bajor insists all Gnomes must leave Bajor, and only Nog can save the day...

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Little Green Morn...

In order to save Morn's life, Dr. Bashir has his consciousness transferred into an Orion Slave Girl until his body can be cured.

It takes a while for the crew to figure why this girl is acting so strange.

Somewhere in the story, that girl from the Morn episode returns

 

[BajoranMedic535]

^ hey! I thought we were going in order... anyway

The Triangle- Sisko and Jadzia attempt a romance, only to find Curzon butting in.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

oops I didnt read the rules i was just inspired

OK here goes:

The Down-Time
Bajorans come to take over the station and find out that everyone's on vacation.. and no ones cleaned the place during that time, they leave because they dont want to clean either. problem solved but the episode has plenty of action (really?) and suspence

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bureaucratic Procedures - The Defiant needs a new red alert light bulb, but requisitioning one from Starfleet supplies won't be easy. It's a good thing Worf has brought his Bat'leth.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Cardassians Gone Wild - Quark's new holographic beach resort draws an invasion of party-crazed reptilian college students to the station. Soon the place is littered with wild parties, rampant orgies, and the overwhelming smell of cheap kanar-- and that's just Dax's quarters!

 

[MyCylon]

Aroma

The crew of DS9 makes contact with a species of French gourmets from the Gamma Quadrant. Sisko uses his amazing cooking skills to get them to tell just how the hell they got there in the first place.

 

[MyCylon]

I hope this is ok with you, SamusAranX, I took the liberty of summing up our new S1:

• Cemetery
• Past Epilogue
• A Fan Alone
• Grabble
• Captive Hirsute
• Q's Mess
• Quark
• The Designated Driver
• Operation!
• The Angus
• Gore-Tex
• Scrabble Lines
• Prozac
• The Story Editor
• Of Glitches and Spouses
• The God Forsaken
• Dramatis Stupidnae
• Solo
• Out of Hand with the Profits

I just LOVE the entries so far. Makes you wonder just what that S1 would have been like.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Rules Of Inebriation
A Ferengi drinking game involving Grand Nagus Zek gets a little out of hand at Quark's!

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Justtoyourleft said:
I hope this is ok with you, SamusAranX, I took the liberty of summing up our new S1:

• Cemetery
• Past Epilogue
• A Fan Alone
• Grabble
• Captive Hirsute
• Q's Mess
• Quark
• The Designated Driver
• Operation!
• The Angus
• Gore-Tex
• Scrabble Lines
• Prozac
• The Story Editor
• Of Glitches and Spouses
• The God Forsaken
• Dramatis Stupidnae
• Solo
• Out of Hand with the Profits

I just LOVE the entries so far. Makes you wonder just what that S1 would have been like.

No problem at all. Feel free to do it with all of our "seasons". :thumbsup:

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Unnecessary Evil: Kira has her time of the month and goes completely psycho on the crew.

 

[MyCylon]

SamusAranX said:
No problem at all. Feel free to do it with all of our "seasons". :thumbsup:

Well, maybe not ALL of them


Turkish Delight

A Bajoran expedition to the Gamma Quadrant brings back with them what is believed to be an ancient artefact of the prophets. Keiko chooses NOT to tell them it's just a bar of candy...

 

[Mitty]

Sanctimonious. Kira goes all bible on the station and starts door knocking trying to sell the Bajoran Prophet Magazine, The Wormhole Tower. Sisko has her locked up and they have a sexy party (thanks Wil Wheaton) to celebrate.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Virals - Quark's Vulcan Love Slave Program develops a glitch that starts infecting his clientele with holographic STDs. The Bajorans think it's righteous justice from the prophets, and Sisko refuses to act, until one night Jake comes back to quarters with his dick in a jar.

 

[INACTIVESamusAranX]

Mitty said:
Sanctimonious. Kira goes all bible on the station and starts door knocking trying to sell the Bajoran Prophet Magazine, The Wormhole Tower. Sisko has her locked up and they have a sexy party (thanks Wil Wheaton) to celebrate.

Hey!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The Altered Mate- Chief O'Brien realizes his wife Keiko has been replaced by an obvious imposter when she fails to incessantly nag him while complaining about life on the station. "Thank God!", says O'Brien, and they live happily ever after.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

The Laughing Vulcan said:
Virals - Quark's Vulcan Love Slave Program develops a glitch that starts infecting his clientele with holographic STDs. The Bajorans think it's righteous justice from the prophets, and Sisko refuses to act, until one night Jake comes back to quarters with his dick in a jar.

Oh my god, that is just sooo wrong...

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

The Armageddon It Game
O'Brien and Bashir play a rousing game of 20th century music trivia, but Bashir wins when O'Brien mistakenly identifies a song by Def Leppard as being by Bon Jovi!