Relive the Magic of Discovery with the Emperor Georgiou Terran Empire Dagger Letter Opener
- Thread starter Mirror Tuvix
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Hey. I get mail too. Ix-nay on the orty-fay.
Hmm, dunno, for 30 I could get this puppy mint
I remember using the bat'leth accessory that came with my Diamond Select Worf action figure as a letter opener. It was actually quite effective, that was one sharp motherfucker.
God, we're an aging fan base. What's next? Star Trek Geritol bottles?
Half the goddamn ads on CBS All Access are for geriatric medications. Control your irritable bowel, manage arthritis, and get it up for your wife in between bouts of Michael Burnham weeping at the camera!
Thank god I have the commercial free plan!
I should do that commercial-free plan. Don't need the medications, don't need the viagra, but I also can't afford the jeep and I'm still not interested in Aflac. Liberty Mutual has a nice jingle, though.
As for the Georgiou Blade, it's nice, it really is... just not for $30. But Mirror Tuvix's thread title is killer... much like the blade.
As for the Georgiou Blade, it's nice, it really is... just not for $30. But Mirror Tuvix's thread title is killer... much like the blade.
that is one f'ed up threesome
No judgement here
But Mirror Tuvix's thread title is killer... much like the blade.
To fully capture the Discovery experience, wait to open your mail until a time-sensitive moment, like when you're late for work, or a fire alarm is going off, and then leisurely go through your correspondences as if you have all the time in the world.
Oh chit ... I've got two of those, one still in it's original plastic bag around here somewhere.
Something old people get in the mail.
