Relive the Magic of Discovery with the Emperor Georgiou Terran Empire Dagger Letter Opener

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Discovery' started by Mirror Tuvix, Jun 7, 2019.

  1. Mirror Tuvix

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  2. Ricky Spanish

    Ricky Spanish History’s Greatest Monster Premium Member

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    God, we're an aging fan base. What's next? Star Trek Geritol bottles? :rofl:
     
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  3. Serveaux

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    Jesus Christ - that's a real thing, and they want 30 bucks for it.
     
  4. Lord Garth

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    Hey. I get mail too. Ix-nay on the orty-fay.
     
  5. Mirror Tuvix

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    Hmm, dunno, for 30 I could get this puppy mint
     
  6. Serveaux

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    Well, it's not required to have an orange tip on it...yet it could probably be used to kill someone, and a replica phaser can't. :lol:
     
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  7. The Wormhole

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    I remember using the bat'leth accessory that came with my Diamond Select Worf action figure as a letter opener. It was actually quite effective, that was one sharp motherfucker.
     
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    Half the goddamn ads on CBS All Access are for geriatric medications. Control your irritable bowel, manage arthritis, and get it up for your wife in between bouts of Michael Burnham weeping at the camera!
     
  10. Ricky Spanish

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    Thank god I have the commercial free plan!
     
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  11. Lord Garth

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    I should do that commercial-free plan. Don't need the medications, don't need the viagra, but I also can't afford the jeep and I'm still not interested in Aflac. Liberty Mutual has a nice jingle, though.

    As for the Georgiou Blade, it's nice, it really is... just not for $30. But Mirror Tuvix's thread title is killer... much like the blade. ;)
     
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    Sounds like the reliable CBS audience.
     
  13. XCV330

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    what are these "letters" you speak of
     
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    that is one f'ed up threesome
     
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    No judgement here ;)
     
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    That is: Letters and letters, what is letters?!?

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  17. David cgc

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    To fully capture the Discovery experience, wait to open your mail until a time-sensitive moment, like when you're late for work, or a fire alarm is going off, and then leisurely go through your correspondences as if you have all the time in the world.
     
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  18. Ghost Minion Dave

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    Oh chit ... I've got two of those, one still in it's original plastic bag around here somewhere.
    :techman:
     
  19. The Wormhole

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    Something old people get in the mail.
     
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  20. Markonian

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    That's actually pretty cool.