"Relics" Line-by-Line

[Orac]

[On the bridge of the Enterprise]

Picard: Understood. Ensign, set a course.

 

[LeadHead]

Jenolan

Scotty: The plasma intercooler's gone. The engines are overheating!

 

[retroenzo]

LAFORGE: I've lost helm control. La Forge to Enterprise. Captain, we're not going to be able to move this ship out of the way when you get here.

Enterprise

LAFORGE [OC]: You're going to have to destroy it in order to escape.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: How much longer until we reach them?

 

[Orac]

Mister Data: With impulse engines operating at sixty percent power, it will take one minute and forty seconds.

 

[mattman8907]

PICARD: Bridge to Transporter room three. Prepare to beam two from the Jenolen as soon as we're within range.

 

[retroenzo]

[Jenolen]

SCOTT: It's coming apart, Lad. I can't do anything else.

 

[LeadHead]

Enterprise

Worf: Photon Torpedoes armed and ready, sir.

 

[Orac]

Data: We are within transporter range.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Bridge to Transporter Room. Energize.

 

[Orac]

Chief [OC]: Aye, sir.

 

[retroenzo]

PICARD: Fire torpedoes.

(KaBOOM! And the spacedoors start to close. Enterprise gracefully swoops through the remaining gap and the doors clang shut behind them)

 

[LeadHead]

Transporter room.

Geordi & Scotty are safely aboard.

Scotty: Well now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

 

[Orac]

Picard: Captain's log, stardate 46125.3. Star Fleet has dispatched two science vessels to study the Dyson Sphere while we proceed to Starbase 55.

 

[mattman8907]

[Corridor]

LAFORGE: So, this alien space baby, which was about the size of a four story building, really thought the Enterprise was its mother.

 

[Athena28]

SCOTT: You're pulling an old man's leg.

 

[Orac]

Geordi: No, really. It was suckling power directly from the ship's fusion reactors, so Doctor Brahms and I changed the power frequency from 21 centimetres to .02 centimetres.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: You soured the milk!

 

[retroenzo]

LAFORGE: That's right.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Enjoy these times, Geordi. You're the Chief Engineer of a starship and that's a time in your life that'll never come again. When it's gone, it's gone. Now lad, I thought you were gonna buy me a drink in Ten Forward.