"Relics" Line-by-Line

[mattman8907]

SCOTT: The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see it.

 

[Orac]

Computer: Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.

 

[Leandar]

Scotty: The Enterprise! Show me the bridge of the Enterprise, ye chatterin' piece o'.........!

 

[Orac]

Computer: There have been 5 Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number.

 

[mattman8907]

SCOTT: NCC One Seven Oh One. No bloody A, B, C, or D.

 

[Orac]

Computer: Program complete. Enter when ready.

 

[mattman8907]

[NCC1701 Bridge]

(Complete with sound effect, they did a great job of recreating it for us. The viewscreen has the ubiquitous orange planet on it. Scott goes to his old station and pours a drink.)
SCOTT: Here's to you, lads.

 

[Orac]

Picard interrupts: I hope I'm not interrupting. I was just coming off duty and I wanted to see how you were doing.

 

[retroenzo]

SCOTT: Not at all, not at all. Have a drink with me, Captain.

 

[mattman8907]

PICARD: Thank you.

 

[Orac]

Scotty: I don't know what it is, exactly, but I would be real careful. It's real

 

[mattman8907]

(Picard knocks it back in one)
PICARD: Aldebaran whiskey. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?

 

[Athena28]

SCOTT: Ah.

 

[mattman8907]

PICARD: Constitution class.

 

[Athena28]

SCOTT: Aye. You're familiar with them?

 

[mattman8907]

PICARD: There's one in the Fleet museum, but then of course, this is your Enterprise?

 

[retroenzo]

SCOTT: I actually served on two. This was the first. She was also the first ship I ever served on as Chief Engineer. You know, I served aboard eleven ships. Freighters, cruisers, starships, but this is the only one I think of. The only one I miss.

 

[Leandar]

Picard: The first ship I ever served aboard as Captain was called the Stargazer. It was an overworked, under-powered vessel, always on the verge of flying apart at the seams. In every measurable sense, my Enterprise is far superior. But there are times when I would give almost anything to command the Stargazer again.

 

[Athena28]

SCOTT: It's like the first time you fall in love. You don't ever love a woman quite like that again. Well, to the Enterprise and the Stargazer. Old girlfriends we'll never meet again.

 

[mattman8907]

PICARD: What do you think of the Enterprise D?