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Recreation in the Delta Quadrant

How would you kill time in the Delta Quadrant?

  • Make scrap art out of Borg debris

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Edit video files in the database to make 24th Century YouTube poop

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Start a food fight

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Play "Voyager Bingo"

    Votes: 4 36.4%
  • Edit holoprograms in the database to make 3-dimensional YouTube poop

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • Paint your quarters

    Votes: 4 36.4%
  • Write fan continuations of the book series your missing back home

    Votes: 6 54.5%
  • Other (describe below)

    Votes: 4 36.4%

  • Total voters
    11

WarpTenLizard

Fleet Captain
Fleet Captain
One thing I really wish there had been more of on "Voyager" was seeing, or even just hearing about, how the crew came up with their own creative ways to entertain themselves, while stranded on a ship with limited resources.

We had Neelix's "Good Morning Voyager" show, and Tom's holodeck creations, an the occasional talent show or pingpong game in the Mess Hall, but I'd have liked more.

The "Enterprise Bingo" from "Strange New Worlds," and Dr. Crusher's stage plays from TNG, would both the type of thing that wpukdve been perfect for Voyager.

People going for walks on the ship's outer hull (with forcefields obviously), just to be somewhere else. Playing elevator games with the turbo lift. Maybe turning off gravity in a room, to "swim" in the air.

It'd have been great if, during a time when cabin fever and tensions were both high, a food fight broke out in the mess hall, that went from an angry brawl to everyone having a blast, except Neelix fretting over the wasted food.

If energy conservation limits holodeck use, that would make stage plays or hallway LARPing believable alternative. I can imagine Seven of Nine being pressured to play Lady Macbeth, and killing it.

What about people making scrap art out of old ship parts, or Borg debris. Or using space rocks to carve sculptures. (Arguably implied in "State of Flux," as Chakotay likely got his doodle rock from that planet rather than the replicator.)

I like to imagine that there were some popular book series in the Alpha Quadrant that were still going when Voyaher got lost; so the diehard fans onboard, accepting they might never learn the real ending, cake together in a writing club to make their own continuations of the series. Maybe something similar happened with a holonovel series, like "Dixon Hill."

Imagine Tom, Harry, Neelix and others dubbing over one of Tom's 20th Century cartoons from the database, a la YouTube poop. Or the entire crew enjoying a "Who's Line" style imprive activity. Or crewmembers just sitting around telling ghost stories.

On a final note, I'm surprised no one was shown on mentioned getting any pets to ease the loneliness out there--no small alien animals, or even holographic ones. Though maybe energy and food rations were an issue with that.

Thoughts?
 
  1. Make scrap art out of Borg debris: or maybe a Halloween costume?
  2. Edit video files in the database to make 24th Century YouTube poop: I'd probably get brigged after my 7,996th video about why certain characters deserved a promotion.
  3. Start a food fight: maybe if Neelix's offering that night is really bad...
  4. Play "Voyager Bingo": with replicator rations and holodeck time as the prizes.
  5. Edit holoprograms in the database to make 3-dimensional YouTube poop: I doubt I'd get any subscribers. :sigh:
  6. Paint your quarters: maybe adapt a holo-photo of them to the holodeck and do Redecor style decoration schemes.
  7. Write fan continuations of the book series your missing back home: That or rewrite the endings of series that have ended.
  8. Other: Help Tom Paris secretly restore the aerodynamic tail fins on the Delta Flyer.
  9. Anonymously build a Tuvix memorial.
  10. Get brigged again when Janeway finds out who built the Tuvix memorial.
  11. Release Gradion bolites into the environmental systems. See how Janeway looks with yellow skin, and Chakotay in green.
  12. Organize a Macarena marathon. Get CREAMED by Neelix, who's the only other participant.
  13. Load a photon torpedo with Neelix's leola root enchiladas. Get a commendation when it's revealed that this weapon of mass destruction will kill anything: Borg, 8472, you name it.
  14. Secretly bring back Frannie Sullivan while Janeway and Michael are picnicking together. Feign innocent shock as the captain is chased out of the simulation by an enraged hologram with a large rolling pin.
  15. Get thrown off the ship and marooned on a class L moon with climate that would turn a penguin into a popcicle.
 
There are lots of hobbies that would also be quite useful: sewing, knitting, gardening, woodwork, persuading Neelix that he really deserves a day off and that you'll do the cooking instead of him. I'm sure there were regular sports tournaments. There were so many concerts and plays on the Enterprise-D, there must have been loads on Voyager too.
 
Everyone probably spent the bulk of their free time contributing towards Voyager's photon torpedo cottage industry.

There are lots of hobbies that would also be quite useful: sewing, knitting, gardening, woodwork...

That's another thing I'd have liked to see more of, supplies issues.

Having the crew fret about their dwindling torpedoes, then having Seven selve the problem with Borg tech, would go worlds to justifying the crew accepting her aboard.

And while we can assume yellowshirts we're always building shuttles, it would've been nice to see or at least hear about it.

Saving on fabric is something I never thought of, but now that you mention it Sunmer Solstice, that should've been almost as much of an issue as food. They could grow plants for fabrics in Airponics. Furniture should've also been a supply issue. They should've had some multipurpose beanbags or something.
 
As for those Paris holoprograms - I think they could just as easily have been created on, say, the Enterprise-D by a set of crewmembers. It didn't feel as a completely original way to create their own entertainment.

But we did see some creative uses of originally differently purposed programs ('Insurrection Alpha' by Tuvok, for example).

As for myself, I would probably annoy the hell out of Janeway with my weekly probability calculations how it was that we were still surviving and in a ship in pristine conditions, despite what happened last weeks, broadcast to the entire ship. Along with my own crew evaluations of the senior staff.
('I rate the odds of surviving that Borg cube encounter of last week as 1 on 5600, after consulting the database on known Borg encounters and factoring in our defensive and offensive capabilities... you were once again incredibly lucky, captain, though I unfortunately have to inform you that according to my metrics, your personal efficiency in making command decisions in that critical situation was down by 0.2% compared to your usual marks. Also, how is it that we fired 3 photon torpedoes, despite having negative 5 of them in storage?').
 
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Time for some HOLODECK FUN...
16. Rewrite Janeway's holonovel so that the widower dad guy was played by "the Rock" and the two kids were replaced by twenty-seven cats.
17. Tweak Sandrine's to feature Morn, and also Nick Lacarno, who is a fixture at the real Sandrine's and is slowly drinking himself to death after getting thrown out of Starfleet.
18. Have the Paxau Resort get overrun by a velociraptor horde.
19. Reset the Captain Proton color palette from "black and white" to "shades of hot pink".
20. Rewrite the Flotter program to feature a lot more gore. And big sharp teeth. And explosions.
21. Reprogram Fair Haven so that the citizenry randomly transform into assorted farm animals.
22. Program a holographic recreation of the senior staff meeting from "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy", and allow any crew to run it.
23. Ditto with Tuvok's "Neelix" program from "Meld"... only move it from the mess hall to a room full of assorted medieval weapons. Watch it become the most popular program on the ship.
 
Time for some HOLODECK FUN...
16. Rewrite Janeway's holonovel so that the widower dad guy was played by "the Rock" and the two kids were replaced by twenty-seven cats.
17. Tweak Sandrine's to feature Morn, and also Nick Lacarno, who is a fixture at the real Sandrine's and is slowly drinking himself to death after getting thrown out of Starfleet.
18. Have the Paxau Resort get overrun by a velociraptor horde.
19. Reset the Captain Proton color palette from "black and white" to "shades of hot pink".
20. Rewrite the Flotter program to feature a lot more gore. And big sharp teeth. And explosions.
21. Reprogram Fair Haven so that the citizenry randomly transform into assorted farm animals.
22. Program a holographic recreation of the senior staff meeting from "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy", and allow any crew to run it.
23. Ditto with Tuvok's "Neelix" program from "Meld"... only move it from the mess hall to a room full of assorted medieval weapons. Watch it become the most popular program on the ship.

:lol: Looking after cats/dogs programs would probably be very popular.

I'm sure Tom wrote a lot of holodeck versions of films and tv from the 20th century. I think it's implied in universe that a lot of literature was lost in WW3, but Sherlock Holmes must have survived in some form because Data had the Sherlock Holmes holodeck program.
 
I doubt that would be any nastier than what we actually got: the resort being overrun by those macroviruses.

18a. Bring back the macro-viruses to Paxau.

22a. Because some crew prefer males for that sort of thing, produce a version of the TTDS staff meeting that has an amorous Chakotay, a flirty Tom Paris, and a Tuvok in need of some serious Pon Farr action.
 
Perhaps they have some kind of ship-wide bulletin board system where they can discuss popular media and stuff like that.

Kor
 
They did find all kind of smaller means too to amuse themselves too. For example the pool Harry started in Endgame to see who could most accurately guess the actual birth hour of Miral.

What is 'voyager Bingo' anyway? Is it they mention instances of shuttle destructions or photon torpedoes fired and the first person who can tick them off on his chart reaching a limit of 40 over what the ship should have had aboard, wins?
 
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They did find all kind of smaller means too to amuse themselves too. For example the pool Harry started in Endgame to see who could most accurately guess the actual birth hour of Miral.

What is 'voyager Bingo' anyway? Is it they mention instances of shuttle destructions or photon torpedoes fired and the first person who can tick them off on his chart reaching a limit of 40 over what the ship should have had aboard, wins?
I believe "Voyager Bingo" is a retroactive reference to....
"Enterprise Bingo" from Strange New Worlds, a game that ensigns play as a kind of initiation or something, that involves doing a number of things that break ship's rules. For instance, going on an unauthorized space walk, sitting in the captain's chair, phaser stun duel.

Kor
 
Tuvok: 'The Oracle of T'Kal isn't programmed to wear pyjamas!' (Live Long and Prosper)

On the enterprise-D, of course every crewmember would have been far too conscientious to ever try anything like that.
(I could already hear the Picard rant about respecting each others' cultures ....)
 
Looking after cats/dogs programs would probably be very popular.

You could probably put together a small holo-emitter that would produce a holographic cat or small dog in your quarters. Realistic fur, realistic warmth, just right for cuddling in your lap or keeping your bed warm, but no need to replicate Feline Supplement 4273.
 
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