Random Thoughts You Have

[Geckothan]

What if humans had both Male/Female sex organs insted of one?

I'd never leave my bedroom.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Most of my random thoughts are completely...off the wall. But then again I don't think linear.

Most of my time is thinking about the randomness of life and how beautifully tragic it is.

 

[miraclefan]

What if humans had both Male/Female sex organs insted of one?

I'd never leave my bedroom.

You mean you don't?

Not surprised you live in the SF Bay Area!

 

[Pindar]

I am thinking today I must taste damn good as I got half a dozen insect bites out walking yesterday.

Itchy.

 

[SilentP]

I just started thinking that the part of my mind that deals with keeping memories repressed is Gnarl out of Overlord, sitting at a desk, with a massive chained door behind him.

 

[Australis]

Imagine if human sex was different.

For example, when we were aroused we either had a large red dot on our foreheads or a crest popped up on our heads, male or female. Hats would always be in style!

Or what if females came into season like some animals, and HAD to mate, and males could not resist? Can you imagine the changes to society and civilisation to compensate for that?

(I was actually thinking about a thread like this but wasn't sure if anyone would be interested).

 

[Pindar]

Or what if females came into season like some animals, and HAD to mate, and males could not resist? Can you imagine the changes to society and civilisation to compensate for that?

Billy Connolly had a routine based on that, I remember hearing it years ago.

 

[jamestyler]

My random thoughts have plagued my girlfriend of late and have went from innocent things to creating a crude 'comedy rapist' running gag.

I can't remember most of the nonsense though in the past few weeks I remember taking apart cartoons as being drug induced fantasies, Winnie the Pooh needing to go to Honey Addicts Anonymous and acting out comedy dance routines on a whim.

I'm waiting for her to start hating me. Especially as I keep spilling out Buffy related thoughts...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

If dogs and bees can smell fear, maybe fear just needs better deodorant.

Why do they say money doesn't grow on trees if paper is made from wood?

Do you think female beavers call their genitals "humans"?

Imagine the confusion if someone actually murdered some crows.

I wish astronomers would stop calling them red, white, and brown dwarfs. They prefer "little people."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

To earn a place on one's Ignored List, first you have to be noticed.

 

[miraclefan]

Imagine if human sex was different.

For example, when we were aroused we either had a large red dot on our foreheads or a crest popped up on our heads, male or female. Hats would always be in style!

Or what if females came into season like some animals, and HAD to mate, and males could not resist? Can you imagine the changes to society and civilisation to compensate for that?

(I was actually thinking about a thread like this but wasn't sure if anyone would be interested).

Not going to lie, I thought about that too! More nuggets from my brain are, Why are humans the dominent race on earth? Why aren't there an Insectoid, reptile, bird, sloth, & aquatic species like the xinde from Enterprise? What if animals could talk to humans? What if pigs had thumbs? What if there was no religion? What if alchemy was real? What if there were dragons? What if the world was just Black & White before the 60's?

 

[CaptainStoner]

The Moon smells really nice.

 

[Pindar]

Sometimes when I am on the bus I can't stop thinking what it would be like if we crashed and my arm was ripped off.

 

[Australis]

I was thinking how cool it would be to turn the MadBaggins threads into an opera.

Aside from all the main characters being onstage, MB, cousin, Mom, etc, there would be two mezzanine wings on either side where a Chorus, representing the Posters, would shout out advice to Our Hero, which he would then ignore all the time.

I'm also thinking of doing the same to a certain thread or two in TNZ...

 

[C.E. Evans]

Current random thoughts:
-There are actually bra engineers out there...

-Spam (the meat product) is rarely ever on sale, and yet people buy the hell out of it...

-Income tax is one of the biggest cons around. They're taxing the money you use to pay taxes with...

-I bet that damn dog is going to come over here and hump my leg again...

-You can have a master's or doctor's degree and still be dumb as dirt...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I was thinking how cool it would be to turn the MadBaggins threads into an opera.

Aside from all the main characters being onstage, MB, cousin, Mom, etc, there would be two mezzanine wings on either side where a Chorus, representing the Posters, would shout out advice to Our Hero, which he would then ignore all the time.

I'm also thinking of doing the same to a certain thread or two in TNZ...

I look forward to that with great interest.


My thoughts today: why is she teasing me?

 

[Kestra]

My thoughts today: why is she teasing me?

Because she can.

 

[sojourner]

Sometimes I go into a daydream like mode and can be zoned out for 10 to 15 minutes at a time. The sad part is what is going on in my head when this happens:

Oh, I'm zoning again, not moving just staring off into the distance. What am I zoning about? Nothing really, just sort of zoning about zoning. Oh look I'm zoning again, just staring into the distance. Why am I zoning? Not sure really, you started off with a thought but now your just zoning thinking about zoning. Why am I just sitting here? I'm zoned out. What am I zoning about this time? Zoning about zoning again? Why do I do this? I'm not moving and just staring into space......

 

[Brent]

I've often thought what it would be like if I could fly around and hover like superman, I would like to just hover off the ground in my home and float around from room to room without needing to walk

 

[judge alba]

I often get to work and for some wierd reason the theme tune to the Wombles creeps into my head.