Two guys are out driving somewhere. As they approach a red light, the driver suddenly guns the engine, and speeds through the intersection.
"What the hell, man?!" exclaims the passenger, as he grabs the dashboard in white-knuckled fear. "You just sped through a red light!"
"Don't worry," the driver says nonchalantly, "my brother does it all the time!"
The passenger lets it go, and the two continue on. But shortly, they drive up to another red light, and the driver floors the gas pedal and speeds through again.
"C'mon, man! This is insane! Stop doing that," yells the passenger.
"I said not to worry about it," replies the driver. "It's fine. My brother does it all the time."
The passenger reluctantly lets it go again. But soon, they approach another intersection. The passenger starts to get nervous, but is relieved when the light turns green as they draw near. The driver, however, applies the brake, and brings the car to a stop.
"What are you doing now?" the passenger asks. "The light's green!"
"Oh, well," replies the driver, "you never know when my brother might be coming the other way."