I've been to uno's in Chi-town.
Had an Amazon order that was marked as delivered but it never showed up. Wasn't stolen off the porch, probably misdelivered. I go to Amazon to tell them what happened, and the series of questions I answer leads to either a refund or an automatic reship, no questions asked, no communication at all with a live person. That's gotta be something ripe for abuse, don't you think?
why not burn the pine branches, too?Just dragged 2 Christmas trees from a couple neighbors' front yards, that they threw out with their trash, & I hatchet chopped them down for firewood, & tossed the pine branches into the rough brush behind my place.
I mean c'mon! How removed from a natural life are we, that a decorative tree needs to be trucked off by a garbage crew, when you'd be hard pressed to find any other thing on Earth that is more biodegradable? I got no problem with decorating trees for the holidays. I think it's nice, but it's just a little tree, people. The branches are between the width of a pencil & a finger. Took me 20 minutes to clean both.
I may make a yearly habit of this. It was a good workout.
Holy CRAP, I'm so out of shape. I worked in the yard for an hour--raking up leaves and putting them in a trash bag. I'm wiped out!
Holy CRAP, I'm so out of shape. I worked in the yard for an hour--raking up leaves and putting them in a trash bag. I'm wiped out!
Well, I suppose I could still do that, because they're just spread out on the ground, in the rough brush out back, but I really didn't feel like cleaning every single sappy pine needle off of them lol.why not burn the pine branches, too?
the needles burn tooWell, I suppose I could still do that, because they're just spread out on the ground, in the rough brush out back, but I really didn't feel like cleaning every single sappy pine needle off of them lol.
They can lay there harmlessly until they dry out & fall off, but even just leaving them there wouldn't do any more harm than any of the other branches laying about back there. Mostly I just cleaned the trunks, & dumped them in my shed until they dry out... I was thinking of carving them into a baseball bat or an ornate cane or something cool like that
We're not actually allowed to have fires in my neighborhood, & at 1st I figured I could use them as wood in my grille, but now I'm thinking pine wood would make a pretty awful tasting wood to cook on. So I may just carve & whittle on them for fun. The overall point is that there's no real reason to send them off in a garbage truck, when I could just reduce them to mostly mulch myself
the needles burn too
I know that, but I'd have to build an outside fire in my neighborhood to do that, which isn't permitted, as I said. It's just as easy to bust it up into smallest debris, & leave it out back in the rough brush to break down naturally. I might carve the trunks down into something neatthe needles burn too
Exactly, it's bad buildup for the fireplace too, & would certainly draw attention burning it in the back yard, because it makes a black smoke, & likewise would be awful to cook on with my grille. If the trunks are too sappy to carve with, I'll just reduce them to mulch too. Christmas tress like these ones are so small, it's not much to just make them all mulch, & scatter them about the back where they're just like any other natural debrisDon't do it inside. If you burn creosote laden timber up the chimney, Santa will get stuck.![]()
Don't do it inside. If you burn creosote laden timber up the chimney, Santa will get stuck.![]()
I know you're from a more southern clime, so intellectually I know it makes complete sense, but when I hear about "yard work" in mid-January, I can't help but react like this:
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(Hope you're feeling better soon, though!)
you need some fucking snowTexas, baby.
It was 76 F yesterday. We had a "cold front" last night, so today will only be 69 F.
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