Admiral, I did find your list very amusing, but I can actually believe that someone might post such a list, and omit Ben, and mean it. (I'm certainly no Sisko fan myself.)
Here's my "mildly amusing" list:
BEST
Wil Wheton
"The Godess of Empathy"
Any villain played by Marc Alaimo
Doctor Sam Beckett (from "Enterprise")
Kamala
Varis Sul
Kamala & Varis Sul together, fighting in mud (you remember that episode?)
Dax 2
Captain John Harriman (heroic leader of the Enterprise B)
Police Cheif O'Brien
Locutus (LOL he kix sum serious ass!)
Guinan (LOL she kix sum serious ass!)
Naomi Wildman (LOL she kix sum serious ass!)
Doctor Spock
"Tuvix"
James Cromwell
Captain Proton
Tribble #427 ("Ginger")
Mot the barber
Garret the tailor
Worf
"Mini Worf" (a.k.a. "Alexander")
Troi's mom, naked
Quark's mom, naked
My mom, naked
Pulaski (calling Data "Darter")
Dukat as a human, kissing Winn (shudder!)
Harry Kim & Chakotay (tie)
Doctor Neelix (from "Enterprise")
The Bajorans
Wesley Crusher ("I'm with Starfleet… we don't lie")
WORST