pretty playthings: captions

[pookha]

to get a little back on track here are more playthings.

i will probably add a few more in until next monday.
sorry i am skipping the awards this time but as usual you all are one funny bunch..
err entertaining.



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so no interest in doing captions??

 

[Evil Twin]

It slowly dawned on Malcolm that Commander Tucker had been pulling his leg when he told him that doing the Robot while moonwalking was a surefire way to impress the ladies.

 

[CaptainJon]

Trip and Travis text each other, hoping that Reed doesn't see that they are making fun of the size of his butt.

Bakula: Ah! We've got today's script. 'Teaser'...zzzz....

Trip: What do you mean this isn't cream pudding?

Reed: I've never seen one of those on a woman before.

 

[Nerys Myk]

STARFLEET BODYSHOP
While Mayweather and Tucker upped the estimate, Reed "discovered" more reapairs were needed.

ARCHER: "Whoa, and I keep telling Porthos to lay off the cheese..."

TRIP (thinking): "You know what would go great with this? Colorful food shaped like cubes."

REED: "Does this jumpsuit make my bum look big?"

CREWWOMAN: Sir. the Hubble telescope couldn't make your bum look big."

REED: Wait, Leia is Luke's sister? Didn't they kiss in the last movie?"

TUCKER: "They did make purrty couple. Reminds me of muh Ma n' Pa."

 

[M'Sharak]

Trip: What the...
Reed: *snicker*
Trip: Malcolm, what're ya doin' in there? Travis... ?
Mayweather: I didn't see nothin', sir -- nuh-uh, nooope. *snerk*

"Told ya not to step there, sir."
" ...Yyyeah, Trip. You did."
"Mm-hm! [to self] Dumbass."

 

[jonnyskywatcher]

Trip: (taking a picture) This'll look great on my MySpace page.

Another showing of "Vulcans Gone Pon Farr".

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"That does it.

This is the last time we try scanning stuff with a Nintendo DS. This ain't workin.'"

ARCHER:"Nice.

Someone else put more chewing gum on the back of a chair. I'm gonna cancel all eating privileges at staff meetings if this shit keeps up."

"This came out of WHAT part of a whatz-it creature?!?!?"

"Check this out, Crewman. It's my Robot.

Sweet...isn't it?"

 

[pookha]

on the next episode of pimp my ride

 

[galleywest]

Trip: Oh yes, I think some lovely chintz window dressings will really make this place look di-vine!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUCKER: Yep, the scans confirm it.

MAYWEATHER: this car is systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic Why, it could be Greased Lightnin'!

REED: We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads, oh yeah

TUCKER: Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'!

MAYWEATHER: Fuel injection cut off and chrome plated rods, oh yeah

TUCKER: I'll get her ready, I need to get her ready! With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit Greased Lightnin'

REED: Go, Greased Lightnin' You're burnin' up the quarter mile Greased Lightnin', go Greased Lightnin' Go Greased Lightnin' You're coasting through the heat lap trails Greased Lightnin', go Greased Lightnin' You are supreme The chicks'll cream For Greased Lightnin'

TUCKER: We'll get some purple pitched tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah A palomina dashboard and duel-muffler twins, oh yeah with new boosters, plates and shocks I can get off my rocks You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon Greased Lightnin'

 

[pookha]

trip malcolm and travis try to track down were captain archer hid their christmas present.

 

[Warp_5]

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Trip: Travis, what the hell...? Dammit! You just beat my high score on Tetris!

 

[Pensive]

Warp_5 said:

Trip: Travis, what the hell...? Dammit! You just beat my high score on Tetris!

 

[Warp_5]

Thanks, Pensive!

 

[Kegek]

Malcolm: So what is it?
Trip: I'm not sure. I think it's some kind of tricorder.

In retrospect, Trip would have been better off not knowing how Kretassan flesh manure pudding was prepared.

The Enterprise crew found the last few episodes of Battlestar Galactica depressing.

 

[Pensive]

Warp_5 said:
Thanks, Pensive!

 

[M'Sharak]

It appeared as though squeegee wrestling might take a while to catch on with the crew.

 

[cooleddie74]

MALCOLM:"So...I don't get it.

WHY again are the cats singing and dancing? They live in a fucking alley."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Uh-oh.

I could be readin' this scan wrong...but I think the son-of-a-bitch flyin' this thing FLOODED it. She ain't goin' anywhere."

 

[Alyssa]

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Trip watches in amazement while T'Pol sings and dances half naked
" My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and yes now it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours i could teach you but i have to charge!"