I'm actually a hot young surfer babe pretending to be a 50-year-old dude so people will take me seriously. Is it working?
Pretending to be Beautiful to Get What I Want
- Thread starter Captain_Nick
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Yes! I love 50 yr old dudes ~ they're Sooo hot, Oh hang on whilst I adjust the G-string on my bikini and flick my long blonde hair... Hi RJ
Whoa-- this day is looking up. 
Nardpuncher
Rear Admiral
And you've restored my son's.
My goodness I can inform Holdfast about something! As long as it isn't fashion sense!
tl;dr.
too long; didn't read.
This thread has become unexpectedly entertaining.
Miracles can happen, eh?
Fucking miracles all around you, motherfucker.
Whilst I tend to agree that its a pretty damn sad thing to do, (Pretending to be a woman online in order to haze unsuspecting guys) i've still got to admit that its pretty interesting in a "general" sort of way...
I'm a real "man's man", I always have been and if anything I find disrespect towards women to be completely unacceptable, especially when it comes to "looking for a lay", sure being a guy, most of the time your thinking with your dick and not your head, but thinking and not doing is what seperates "Men" from "Boys"
The OP's idea, whilst bizarre, certainly shows that a large majority of men are lured by the possibility of getting into the pants of a "Hot Chick" a wide range of different guys thats for sure too, we have the typical "Alpha Male" types as the OP puts it and then we have the "Eco-Friendly" types, despite their differences all of them are interested in the "Sockpuppet Girl"
I think really that "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder", I don't think its fair at all to judge people by looks, even so, theres always something physically that will stand out on any person in a "Beautiful" way, I don't know about other guys, but I love reassuring women of their femininity, not to take advantage of them (because thats not who I am), but because I like it when they realise that everything they think they should be, doesn't matter, if someone can point out their best traits, then they feel so much better about themselves and its likely true for many guys as well, not that many guys care too much about their looks, but still
I'm a real "man's man", I always have been and if anything I find disrespect towards women to be completely unacceptable, especially when it comes to "looking for a lay", sure being a guy, most of the time your thinking with your dick and not your head, but thinking and not doing is what seperates "Men" from "Boys"
The OP's idea, whilst bizarre, certainly shows that a large majority of men are lured by the possibility of getting into the pants of a "Hot Chick" a wide range of different guys thats for sure too, we have the typical "Alpha Male" types as the OP puts it and then we have the "Eco-Friendly" types, despite their differences all of them are interested in the "Sockpuppet Girl"
I think really that "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder", I don't think its fair at all to judge people by looks, even so, theres always something physically that will stand out on any person in a "Beautiful" way, I don't know about other guys, but I love reassuring women of their femininity, not to take advantage of them (because thats not who I am), but because I like it when they realise that everything they think they should be, doesn't matter, if someone can point out their best traits, then they feel so much better about themselves and its likely true for many guys as well, not that many guys care too much about their looks, but still
Fucking rainbows, after it rains, for instance.
Whew. The not so cute old lady picture I posted is still working.
I sometimes go onto cancer forums pretending to be an oncologist with a new treatment. People are always so nice to me. At least until I cash their checks and then don't show up for their "appointment".
Of course people are going to be nice to you if they think you're a hot blonde babe! Not exactly a Nobel-level experiment there. Sure some of it was amusing, but overall I think tricking people and then abusing them for it is not very cool.
JMHO
Of course people are going to be nice to you if they think you're a hot blonde babe! Not exactly a Nobel-level experiment there. Sure some of it was amusing, but overall I think tricking people and then abusing them for it is not very cool.
JMHO
J
Jetfire
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I'm pretty. 
[edit] I need to change my male symbol to female.
[edit] I need to change my male symbol to female.
Still standing by what I said in my last post, however I've got more to add...
I think this thread has become pretty pointless, sure in many ways, the thread starter certified ridicule by posting transcripts of his attempt to highlight flaws in society by pretending to be a woman online, looking at some of the posts, it shows that the majority of people don't take kindly to the thread starters methods, nobody likes Internet Deception, its the source of 99% of Spam Emails and of course the dispicable 419 Scam (if your unaware of this term, google it, feel bad, then check out 419 Scam Baiting, which will make you feel better)
But I dunno, like I said, I think its pointless to continually bash the Thread Starter, perhaps explaining to him why people might be offended and/or not take his points seriously, would be more constructive
We don't need a resurfacing Internet Conspiracy, i'm certainly not looking forward to a resurrection of "TITS or GTFO" memes
I think this thread has become pretty pointless, sure in many ways, the thread starter certified ridicule by posting transcripts of his attempt to highlight flaws in society by pretending to be a woman online, looking at some of the posts, it shows that the majority of people don't take kindly to the thread starters methods, nobody likes Internet Deception, its the source of 99% of Spam Emails and of course the dispicable 419 Scam (if your unaware of this term, google it, feel bad, then check out 419 Scam Baiting, which will make you feel better)
But I dunno, like I said, I think its pointless to continually bash the Thread Starter, perhaps explaining to him why people might be offended and/or not take his points seriously, would be more constructive
We don't need a resurfacing Internet Conspiracy, i'm certainly not looking forward to a resurrection of "TITS or GTFO" memes
Duh, what? People mocked the OP because he acted like there was some kind of novelty in what he did, as if everyone wasn't already aware that any moderately attractive woman who appears on the Internet will be immediately inundated with creepy, even stalkerish male attention. 
Had Nick managed to parlay his little experiment into gifts of cash and jewelry, at least then he would've proven his premise that beautiful people just have it easier than everyone else.
Had Nick managed to parlay his little experiment into gifts of cash and jewelry, at least then he would've proven his premise that beautiful people just have it easier than everyone else.
Cheers
Of course, I knew it already, I just thought i'd make a point of mentioning it since the thread starters transcripts show familiar thinking in a wide variety of different menAnd this is something you didn't already know?
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