I will leave my mother's basement today and talk to real peo-
I never get farther than that.
You're supposed to take your hand out of your pants first, to avoid "distraction."
I'm going to need more than an affirmation to do that.
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I'm going to need more than an affirmation to do that.
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Jetfire
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I don't need a lot of money to feel secure or be happy, but it sure as hell feels good when I take out money from my 401K plan.
Aren't you supposed to not do that until you retire?
I need the cash for my Vegas vacation, among other things.
I need cash NOW!!!
Ablative_Oberth
Lieutenant Commander
...it's bound to take your life there's a bathroom on the right...
I told you once you son-of-a-bitch I'm the best that's ever been. *cue fiddle music*
I told you once you son-of-a-bitch I'm the best that's ever been. *cue fiddle music*
Serenity Now, Insanity Later.
Today will be the day I stop cutting off the new employee when he's trying to tell me something.
Today I will finally get on the intercom and say "Attention, Ralphs shoppers... I farted."
To someone at work: "I don't want to hear how perfect or wonderful your life is. Deep down inside, you're a loser."
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