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Post Your Daily Affirmations
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At least I'm not an anal thermometer tester.
Some people bother me, but that's okay because I'm cool and awesome and they're not!
Do yourself a favor though and stick with the amphetamines and booze.
When Chuck Norris said "Let there be light", Edward James Olmos said "Say please".
Thoughts are things, so think good thoughts.
Today, I will try to swear at my coworkers less than I did yesterday. And I will fail. Fuck.
I don't need a lot of money to feel secure or be happy, but it sure as hell feels good when I take out money from my 401K plan. 
I don't need a lot of money to feel secure or be happy, but it sure as hell feels good when I take out money from my 401K plan.
Aren't you supposed to not do that until you retire?
Never pass out in the BR
*snort*
I will not kill any of my coworkers today for today is not a good day to go to jail.
I don't need a lot of money to feel secure or be happy, but it sure as hell feels good when I take out money from my 401K plan.
Aren't you supposed to not do that until you retire?
I need the cash for my Vegas vacation, among other things.
I don't need a lot of money to feel secure or be happy, but it sure as hell feels good when I take out money from my 401K plan.
Aren't you supposed to not do that until you retire?
I need the cash for my Vegas vacation, among other things.
Well, uh, to each his own, then...
Of course. I'm not crazy.
The Moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits our astro-men.
Kate Mulgrew will one day be mine.
There is no spoon!
I prefer forks.
I prefer forks.
I will leave my mother's basement today and talk to real peo-
I never get farther than that.
I never get farther than that.
I will leave my mother's basement today and talk to real peo-
I never get farther than that.
You're supposed to take your hand out of your pants first, to avoid "distraction."
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