1. I hate most celebrities... alot. Especially ones that don't star in movies and are famous merely for creating scandals.
2. I consider myself an intellectual, part and parcel with "last of a dying breed".
3. If I had a skosh less self-control, I'd probably have killed somebody by now. Probably some idiot in Wal-mart, taking up half the aisle and obstructing my search for whole-grain bread.
4. I hate shopping more than I hate celebrities.
5. My dearest wish is to be able to bend fire to my will.
6. I self-study German. I'd know enough to say "Where is the bathroom", if I knew the word for bathroom.
7. I sometimes slip into a British accent without noticing. I'll go for hours until somebody stops and asks what the hell that accent is
8. I hate anything that has an "i" prefix, i.e., iPad, iPhone, iToast, iSex, iHaveNoLife...
9. My favorite movie is 12 Monkeys. You can watch that movie a billion times and notice something new each time.
10. My least favorite movie is Avatar. It sells because it looks pretty and has a lame, unoriginal message, not because it features any talent or originality.
2. I consider myself an intellectual, part and parcel with "last of a dying breed".
3. If I had a skosh less self-control, I'd probably have killed somebody by now. Probably some idiot in Wal-mart, taking up half the aisle and obstructing my search for whole-grain bread.
4. I hate shopping more than I hate celebrities.
5. My dearest wish is to be able to bend fire to my will.
6. I self-study German. I'd know enough to say "Where is the bathroom", if I knew the word for bathroom.
7. I sometimes slip into a British accent without noticing. I'll go for hours until somebody stops and asks what the hell that accent is

8. I hate anything that has an "i" prefix, i.e., iPad, iPhone, iToast, iSex, iHaveNoLife...
9. My favorite movie is 12 Monkeys. You can watch that movie a billion times and notice something new each time.
10. My least favorite movie is Avatar. It sells because it looks pretty and has a lame, unoriginal message, not because it features any talent or originality.