Pitch good episodes badly

[Tim Thomason]

The Naked Time - Everybody gets drunk
The Naked Now - Everybody gets drunk
This Side of Paradise - Everybody gets high

 

[ThrustersOnFull]

It's Only A Paper Moon: Nog learns the dangers of the jazz

Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang: Everyone learns the dangers of the jazz

 

[ThrustersOnFull]

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges: The gang goes to Romulus

 

[at Quark's]

Call To Arms - You can't win 'em all.

 

[Verteron]

In The Pale Moonlight - Sisko explains at length his regrets over a poor quality holosuite programme

 

[Verteron]

Darmok - Picard and Dathon, at some planet. Picard and Dathon, the translator fails.

 

[Mojochi]

Sarek: Spock's dad pisses off everybody on the Enterprise

The Mind's Eye: The Romulan Candidate

 

[Jayson1]

Deja Q: Q gets arrested for public nudity and is let out of jail for community service to only break the laws again by stealing a Shuttlecraft.

The Year of Hell: We know you don't want to see a year of constant drama with the ship falling apart and Janeway becoming a harden warrior. We will give you what you REALLY want. A exiting 3 minute viewscreen conversation where the new aliens let you travel in their space and have little interest in the whole situation.

The Inner LIght: Picard gets to basically live a extra 40 to 50 years that most humans don't get to and is sad about it.

The Defiant: Thomas RIker throws a tantrum over his ex- girlfriend not wanting to be with him.


Jason

 

[ThrustersOnFull]

Endgame: The one where they kill the Borg or whatever.

 

[Amaris]

"So this pizza rock covered in shag carpet starts killing miners, and Sgt. Grover from McCloud wants to shoot it, but Spock manages to read its mind and figures out it's a new mother."

(The Devil in the Dark, TOS)

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Trials and Tribble-ations: Up-resed coffee stains!

Rejoined: Worf is in the friend zone.

Hard Time: O'Brien doesn't hit his daughter.

 

[flandry84]

For the uniform: Eddington unfriends Starfleet .

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Hollow Pursuits: USS Calister, if we're being perfectly honest.

 

[Balok's Decoy]

Journey to Babel:

Meet the Parents

 

[Vger23]

Balance of Terror:

A wedding in space gets interrupted by Romulans. Meanwhile Kirk deals with a racist asshole on the bridge.

 

[Vger23]

All Our Yesterdays:

A librarian is unhelpful while a star goes nova.

 

[at Quark's]

Cause and Effect:

"This episode will set a new record in the number of times we blow up the Enterprise onscreen!"

 

[Verteron]

Galaxy's Child

Geordi's disappointed that his fantasy woman just isn't that in to him.
Events takes a dark turn when he threatens her life unless she helps him take care of his baby.

 

[Verteron]

I, Borg

Dr Crusher discovers that despite their differences, even a Borg teenager can suffer from an angsty identity crisis. After thinking about running away from home, her ward eventually learns to accept who he is and returns home.

 

[Vger23]

Devil in the Dark-

The Enterprise gets called to a mining colony to deal with a pissed off mother.