Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)

[Locutus of Bored]

Since the ladies have their thread, it seemed only fair that the guys have one too.

In this thread you may discuss manly things, such as overhead camshafts, the proper preparation of sirloin steak, whether Pete Rose deserves to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, who would have a more terror-filled vacation: John McClane or Jack Bauer, dude's you'd like to arm wrestle, manscaping, prostate exams, and blueballs.

The ladies of course are welcome to participate and ask questions, since their threads basically turn into sausage-fests pretty quickly.

 

[Kemaiku]

Meh, the girls thread is tidier.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well since this is the guy thread, i figure i can talk about such things here. I just deleted 11 GB of porn from my computer. I thought, 56 gb is too much. Now it's a manageable 45 gbs of porn.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkg0WLj7TJ8[/yt]

 

[Canadave]

the proper preparation of sirloin steak

Grill to medium-high heat, steak on for one minute, flip and grill for one minute, flip, turn 45 degrees, grill for five minutes, flip again and grill for five minutes.

Et voila. The perfect steak.

 

[Samurai8472]

I just peeked into the girls thread

!!!!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

This reminds me of Family Guy.

"John Footpenis." "It's Hancock now." "Why?" "Mind your business, that's why."

 

[trekkiedane]

Well since this is the guy thread, i figure i can talk about such things here. I just deleted 11 GB of porn from my computer. I thought, 56 gb is too much. Now it's a manageable 45 gbs of porn.

What a coincidence! - I've just cleared out in my porn too! -condensed the good stuff from 10 DVDs down to one and used something called VisiPics to locate doubles in the image collection.

All in all (including that newly burned DVD) I'm now down to 11.2 GB.

 

[TrekkieMonster]

Well since this is the guy thread, i figure i can talk about such things here. I just deleted 11 GB of porn from my computer. I thought, 56 gb is too much. Now it's a manageable 45 gbs of porn.

You ... you ..., wait a minute. Let me get my head around this ....

You're saying you ... deleted PORN?!?!

As in ... permenantly? For good? Never to be retrieved?

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, MAN?!?!

You, get to the ladies thread right now and think about what you've done. And I don't want to see your face in here again until you've come to your senses.

Now ..., OFF with you!

the proper preparation of sirloin steak

Grill to medium-high heat, steak on for one minute, flip and grill for one minute, flip, turn 45 degrees, grill for five minutes, flip again and grill for five minutes.

Et voila. The perfect steak.

And YOU!!!

Niiiiiiiiiiice.

Now that's a good manly topic. Meat.

Anyone feel like scratching their balls and spitting or anything?

 

[trekkiedane]

^With porn you really don't need it ALL; I mean, you get really bored with all those "Hi, I'm delivering your pizzas"-scenes... the condensed version where you cut all that filler-stuff away is much better!

 

[captcalhoun]

question for other white guys:

is your dick and balls a darker skintone than the rest of your body? i mean, seriously, it looks like i've been sunbathing with my knob and nads hanging out. they're more of a brown colour, whilst my chest and legs are white as milk. been like it for a few years. just wondered if this is normal or am i a complete mutant. and, yes, i do fucking wash, you bastards.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well since this is the guy thread, i figure i can talk about such things here. I just deleted 11 GB of porn from my computer. I thought, 56 gb is too much. Now it's a manageable 45 gbs of porn.

You ... you ..., wait a minute. Let me get my head around this ....

You're saying you ... deleted PORN?!?!

As in ... permenantly? For good? Never to be retrieved?

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, MAN?!?!

You, get to the ladies thread right now and think about what you've done. And I don't want to see your face in here again until you've come to your senses.

Now ..., OFF with you!

Well, now it's a "Best Of" cumpilation, as it were.

 

[greenguy]

question for other white guys:

is your dick and balls a darker skintone than the rest of your body? i mean, seriously, it looks like i've been sunbathing with my knob and nads hanging out. they're more of a brown colour, whilst my chest and legs are white as milk. been like it for a few years. just wondered if this is normal or am i a complete mutant. and, yes, i do fucking wash, you bastards.

Are you all-white? Mediterranean or anything in your blood? I guess technically my junk is slightly darker than the rest of my body, but I'm pretty pale...

Also, re: deleting porn. Why the freakout? Tons of porn gets stale, even after one view through. Many are classic, but I find the majority of the stuff I download gets deleted anyway.

 

[Squiggy]

the proper preparation of sirloin steak

Grill to medium-high heat, steak on for one minute, flip and grill for one minute, flip, turn 45 degrees, grill for five minutes, flip again and grill for five minutes.

Et voila. The perfect steak.

I see you sear in the juices. Nice.

Now, regarding manscaping. I do it only to the point of making my John Thomas the center of attention. If it looks like a chubby 11 year old boy down there...you've gone to far!

 

[greenguy]

No one should manscape themselves totally clean/bare. This is disgusting, doesn't look natural, will irritate your skin, makes you look like a little boy, and makes people hooking up with you look like pedophiles. The only thing less attractive than bare penises are ones with razor burn on and around them. Just don't do it. Civilized trimming all-around is fine though. Now, having a gigantic bush that obstructs oral sex or hair in weird places, take care of by all means, but I'm of the opinion that men have body hair for a reason.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

question for other white guys:

is your dick and balls a darker skintone than the rest of your body? i mean, seriously, it looks like i've been sunbathing with my knob and nads hanging out. they're more of a brown colour, whilst my chest and legs are white as milk. been like it for a few years. just wondered if this is normal or am i a complete mutant. and, yes, i do fucking wash, you bastards.

Well i am not white but my junk is indeed darker than the rest of my skin. Been that way for as long as i can remember actually.

Also, re: deleting porn. Why the freakout? Tons of porn gets stale, even after one view through. Many are classic, but I find the majority of the stuff I download gets deleted anyway.

Oh yeah i deleted the stuff that i dont watch anymore or just don't particularly care about. Of course, this means sifting through 56 gb of porn to find the ones to keep. Long, hard work it was.

Now, regarding manscaping. I do it only to the point of making my John Thomas the center of attention. If it looks like a chubby 11 year old boy down there...you've gone to far!

I used to manscape in the past, but i haven't done it in a long time. It's a forest down there.

 

[Timby]

the proper preparation of sirloin steak

Grill to medium-high heat, steak on for one minute, flip and grill for one minute, flip, turn 45 degrees, grill for five minutes, flip again and grill for five minutes.

Et voila. The perfect steak.

I see you sear in the juices. Nice.

God damn it.

There is no such thing as "searing in the juices" when it comes to cooking meat. The only reason to sear a steak (or any piece of meat) is to give it a better crust (and the best way to do that is the Ducasse method). You literally cannot "sear in the juices" of steak. Meat simply does not work that way.

The rate of evaporation of moisture in meat is a constant. You can't "lock in" juices in meat. If you want your steaks to be moist, let them rest, covered, for 5 - 10 minutes after being removed from heat, so they can re-absorb the juice.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Ahh, a deeply fascinating conversation about meat. Reminds me of my college days ...

 

[trekkiedane]

^I thought it would remind you of your meat...

 

[George]

Let's rename it Hugh G. Rection