From Animal Crackers
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
From Duck Soup
"I could dance with you till the cows come home...But I would rather dance with the cows till you come home."
"Pick a number from one to ten."
"Eleven."
"Right!"
From Casablanca
"You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust."
"In 1935, you ran guns to Ethiopia. In 1936, you fought in Spain, on the Loyalist side."
"I got well paid for it on both occasions."
"The winning* side would have paid you much better.'
"Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open."
"Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette."
"That is another reason."
"You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American."
"We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918."
"Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?"
"It's not particularly my beloved Paris."
"Can you imagine us in London?"
"When you get there, ask me!"
"Hmmh! Diplomatist!"
"How about New York?"
"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."
"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce. You know, now I think I shall pay a call on Yvonne. Maybe get her on the rebound. Hmm?"
"When it comes to women, you're a true democrat."
"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."
"What is your nationality?"
"I'm a drunkard."
"That makes Rick a citizen of the world."
"Ricky, I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca with less scruples than I."
"I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
"It was a combination of all three."
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
"Your winnings, sir."
"Oh, thank you very much."