Oh no!

[spoonunseptium]

Trekbbs, you stole my life.

In my terrible teenage attempt to avoid doing homework, I have filled my head with Star Trek...and it's all your fault!



Now, in an effort to tear my poor, mushy brain away from this forum, I'm going to watch another episode of TOS Remastered...


enablers! all of you!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I aim to please.

 

[trekkiedane]

That's what we're here for!

 

[Ashu]

Welcome to the homework avoidance club of '08/'09

 

[ria 75]

I have no sympathy. I'm not in school any more, nor was I when I got into Star Trek. I had my own demons.

 

[RoJoHen]

I was just starting high school when I joined this place...now I'm a college graduate. You CAN beat the TrekBBS if you try!

 

[Ashu]

^ Lies! All lies!

 

[Hermiod]

Do your homework, kids, don't end up a thickie like me.

 

[JNG]

Trekbbs, you stole my life.

In my terrible teenage attempt to avoid doing homework, I have filled my head with Star Trek...and it's all your fault!



Now, in an effort to tear my poor, mushy brain away from this forum, I'm going to watch another episode of TOS Remastered...


enablers! all of you!

Right there with you...but I don't have the excuse of being a teenager.

 

[Sephiroth]

*breaks out punishment stick* Ve haff vays tu make yu study

 

[Amaris]

^ Lies! All lies!

They're not lies, they're omissions.
There is a difference.

A lie would be "Your pants are on fire" if they are not.
An omission would be "Your pants are on fire" when you're not actually wearing any pants. No pants, no lie.

J.

 

[RoJoHen]

An omission would be "Your pants are on fire" when you're not actually wearing any pants. No pants, no lie.

I'm not quite sure that's right...

An omission would be not telling someone their pants are on fire when they clearly are.

 

[Amaris]

An omission would be "Your pants are on fire" when you're not actually wearing any pants. No pants, no lie.

I'm not quite sure that's right...

An omission would be not telling someone their pants are on fire when they clearly are.

You've apparently had little experience with people's pants being on fire.


J.

 

[RJDiogenes]

How about burning bras? I've seen that happen.

Hey, kid, do your homework and eat your vegetables and someday you might grow up to be in charge of the Star Trek franchise.

 

[Hermiod]

^So that's how Rick Berman did it!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Exactly. Gene Roddenberry saw him burning his bra and decided he was a kindred spirit.

 

[An Officer]

I also hide from a lot of things in here. Perfectly natural. No one says you can't have two windows running simultaniously, one for your homework, and one for the tbbs, each time you complete a section of homework, you can treat yourself with a five minute surf.

 

[RoJoHen]

I also hide from a lot of things in here. Perfectly natural. No one says you can't have two windows running simultaniously, one for your homework, and one for the tbbs, each time you complete a section of homework, you can treat yourself with a five minute surf.

I usually did it the other way around.

Once I had read all the threads and posted as much as I wanted, I would punish myself with 5 minutes of homework.

 

[An Officer]

^ Duty first, pleasure second.

Damn, I wish I could live by that.

 

[Gepard]

I usually did it the other way around.

Once I had read all the threads and posted as much as I wanted, I would punish myself with 5 minutes of homework.

Sounds like my sex life.


...I don't even know what that meant.