Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go go CAPTION THIS!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Big thanks to everyone who posted in the last round. Our latest winner is no stranger to Caption This! victory...


Urgent Sky!

Congratulations! Here's your Golden Artoo!

What do you and RJDiogenes do with these things, anyway? Block floods?


In any case, here's someone with a few words to say about your victory:

...I'm going to cry myself to sleep, now.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Have fun stomping all over your new assignment.

 

[Timby]

While Emmy was happy to finally meet the lizard she'd idolized all her life, her smile was to fade within moments as she realized what Godzilla was doing with his tail.

 

[Rat Boy]

And to think she was dating the Cloverfield creature last week.

 

[ITL]

"Puttin' on da REEETZ!!"

 

[Gojirob]

OOPS! There goes ANOTHER Rubber Tree Plant!!!

 

[Jenee]

Pippi Longstocking hoped no one noticed her date for the award show was a highly paid employee of a dating service - and not really her boyfriend.

 

[Evil_Kirkneivel]

Everybody sing: "Pretty women out walking with Godzillas down my street..."

 

[Mistral]

Waiting for the money shot....

 

[Gertch]

Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the ocean; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the monsters from Japan because they've got all the money!

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

Godzilla knew he had met his soulmate when he saw that the redhead's mouth was bigger and scarier than his.

 

[Rat Boy]

Godzilla: "At least I didn't have to scale a skyscraper to get me a woman."

 

[MANT!]

Any way...I'm loaded now ya know...heck I'm a bigger star than Brando.. He didn't beat the crap outta King Kong....I mean..how many movies did that loser make?? I got him beat all over town... so babe.. hows about you and me gose up to my digs and we can "shed a little skin" eh...

 

[RJDiogenes]

Congratulations, Urgent Sky.

Unfortunately, I think Evil_Kirkneivel has already won this one.

Holly Marshall's unusual childhood led to strange dating habits later in life.

 

[TheArsenal]

Fame, fortune, women; to the outsider it looked like he had it all - but with CGI getting better and cheaper every year, even his agent stopped taking his call.









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[Trent Roman]

The lizard's pupil-less eyes makes it hard to tell when he's looking into the camera, and when he's staring down your top.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[Rat Boy]

Now that Mr. and Mrs. Godzilla found a babysitter that could put up with Godzilla Junior, they can finally have a night out on the town.

 

[Trent Roman]

A little hero-worship after the inflatable toy saved her from drowning was to be expected, but her family started to worry when Molly began taking it out on dates.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[Kirby]

The evening took a tragic turn when William Shatner showed up with a homemade cannon made from items found on the papparazzi and took out not only the dude in the godzilla suit, but his date as well.

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

And you thought women didn't use blow up dolls.