Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go go CAPTION THIS!

[Gojirob]

Posing with the new Lily Munster sans makeup, Godzilla repeated his assertion that the role of 'Spot' was not at all beneath him.

 

[Gertch]

Godzilla didn't seem to care he caught her on the rebound from King Kong.

 

[Urgent Sky]

The judge, deciding that the father was too wrapped up in a lifestyle of hard-partying and bimbo-chasing, awarded custody of Godzuki to the mother.

 

[Jenee]

Godzilla: ow! ow! my ear!

Redhead: Just smile and look happy. Because, if your drunken rage through Tokyo has ruined my career, so help me, you will live to regret it!

 

[TheArsenal]

The casting director for the Crest Teeth Whitening Strips commercial found himself in a bit of a bind; Phoebe clearly had the better smile, but then again, the green fellow could melt him with nuclear fire.


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[Capt. Vulcan]

It wasn't long before Godzilla learned that his height advantage did not necessarily translate to the west. "I've made a huge mistake"

 

[RJDiogenes]

The military breathed a sigh of relief when it realized that the reptilian aliens had no interest in conquering Earth-- they just wanted girlfriends with boobs for a change.

 

[Quo Vadimus]

Orbitz can tame even the worst atomic breath. Fabulous!

 

[Jenee]

The military breathed a sigh of relief when it realized that the reptilian aliens had no interest in conquering Earth-- they just wanted girlfriends with boobs for a change.

And they'd heard Earth Girls [were] Easy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Oh look, he brought a snack to the premiere.

 

[Gertch]

Here we see a still from Sarah Silverman's next bragging song to Jimmy Kimmel.

 

[William Leisner]

The entire insurance spokescharacter world was shocked when E-surance's Secret Agent and the Geico Gecko finally went public with their longtime romance.

 

[Gojirob]

"Its 78. Belushi calls me, stoned out of his gourd, and says to me :'Goji, can I play you in the Baba Wawa sketch with Gilda?' and I say back, 'Johnny man, I drink nuclear friggin reactor stacks. What's your excuse?' I mean, him, Robin Williams and Gamera used to do most of the powder on the West Coast, and Gamera knew when to quit."

 

[Gojirob]

"Hon, I know Joel Hogsdon and Mike Nelson are your friends, but a smile across the room is all they get. No self-respecting daikaiju would ever sit with the MST bunch!"

 

[JonathonWally]

Godzilla: WAAAAAZZZUUUPPPP!!!!

Chick: WAZZZZUUPPPP!!!

Godzilla: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Chick: AAAHHHHHHAHHA


Off-screen cameraman: I have a bad feeling about this...WAAAAZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

Godzilla: WAAAAAZZZUUUPPPP!!!!

Chick: WAZZZZUUPPPP!!!

Godzilla: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Chick: AAAHHHHHHAHHA


Off-screen cameraman: I have a bad feeling about this...WAAAAZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Guys in kitchen: WASABI!!!

 

[JM1776]

Much to her dismay, that burning sensation she experienced the morning after was not as a result of his atomic breath.

 

[Trekker4747]

The World's First "Biggest Mouth" Competition ended in a draw.

 

[RJDiogenes]

In Ron Moore's re-imagining of Sesame Street, Kermit will be darker, edgier and kick-ass; Maria will be a redhead.

 

[Urgent Sky]

Thelma & Louise was a very different movie before studio execs ordered reshoots.