Doom Shelter CEO: "So, you got a new doom shelter for me?"
Doom Shelter Designer: "Yes, sir, I doom."
Doom Shelter CEO: "Well go head then."
Doom Shelter Designer: "Well, it's got all the classics, food, water, beds, bathrooms..."
Doom Shelter CEO: "Right, right..."
Doom Shelter Designer: "Entertainment, an electric vehicle with a weird small pyramid top, books..."
Doom Shelter CEO: "Wait, what?"
Doom Shelter Designer: "Oh, books. That's the thing before the internet, sir."
Doom Shelter CEO: "No, the electric pyramid thingy."
Doom Shelter Designer: "Oh, well, I figure people will want to leave their doom shelters to go drive around and look at the carnage and death."
Doom Shelter CEO: "I mean, how do you charge it up? The electrical grid will be gone."
Doom Shelter Designer: "Solar."
Doom Shelter CEO: "If the sun is blocked out? What if the apocalypse destroyed the roads? Or they were blocked by debris? Or flooded out?"
Doom Shelter Designer: "Ew, I did not think about that. Let's pretend it an post apocalyptic future with drivable unobstructed roads."
Doom Shelter CEO: "Oh, okay. What if something breaks? Where do you get new parts? Looks like that thing need special tools just to open the hood. What if you break down a long ways from the doom shelter and the zombies and Mad Max hordes are in between you and the long walk home? Who are you impressing with it? How would that thing not make you a target? I have so many questions."
Doom Shelter Designer: "Listen, sir, I am going to need you to get all the way off my back about the electric pyramid box with wheels."
Doom Shelter CEO: "Let me get off that thing then. So, if you own one and you have to walk, do you walk like an Egyptian?"