Now that is a teaser! LOL, Sisko even refers to Ebert's comment about pinball that he made for the Star Wars review they made a couple years earlier! (They did do their review of SW in 1981 as it was re-released with TESB...)
("Hey kidz, here's the sequel! Note how blatantly we're showing the ship being blown up! It's their final adventure, wanna see the rest of them dieeeeeeeeeeee inside the big tin can ship? Ha-ha!") Thankfully the non-ship characters didn't die in the movie (the only other way to subvert expectations is to chant "April Fools!" at the end, which wouldn't be as nice or as fun), but - as we'll discover in a couple years as I type this some nigh on four decades after the fact - there's a reason the alphabet is very long!