Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[The Borgified Corpse]

The scene in Independence Day where Will Smith's character's girlfriend tells the First Lady (and eventual President of the Twelve Colonies ) that she's a dancer.
"Ballet?"
"Exotic."
"Oh... I'm sorry."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"If you like to talk to tomatoes,
If a squash can make you smile,
If you like to waltz with potatoes,
Up and down the produce aisle...

...have we got a show for you!"

 

[Sakrysta]

"Everybody's got a water buffalo!!!"

*grins in giddy recognition*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^

"Barbara Manatee, you are the one for me,
Sent from up above, you are the one I love"

The best one, though, is the Schoolhouse Polka.

"Homophones, homophones,
Where the toads are towed out on the plane,
Homophones, homophones,
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!"

 

[Delta Belle]

From the musical The Full Monty, when the stripper wannabes imagine what women might say about their bodies.

Women can be angels on earth
But then again
Holy g-d-m-n f-cking sh-t
Women can be men!

 

[Davros]

Rad-i-ation, yes indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half baked goggle boxed do gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense!

from Repo Man

 

[M'Sharak]

Maybe we've had this already:

"Oh my God, they've shot him!"
"Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop, it's the end of the quarter!"


If so, there it is again.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"YES, it's an extender!"

 

[Borg451]

maybe someone can guess these ones...

''No Body's Listeing"

"..Michelle from Eastenders got a third"

"Oh yeh, we'd love it if you came"


Points for name of Character, Episode, Scene and avcourse Series...

 

[Delta Belle]

From the original Star Trek, "Patterns of Force".

Eneg: Wait. There's been enough killing. Now we'll start to live the way the Fuhrer meant us to live.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"How's the dragon lady this morning? Is she breathing fire or smoking it?"

- DC Jim Carver, The Bill

 

[Delta Belle]

From Law and Order: SVU, "Head".

Elliot Stabler: Did anything unusual happen [at the game] that day?
Soccer Coach: Yeah. We were actually winning for once.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Same episode (about a scene where a webcam is discovered hidden in a bathroom stall):

Munch: Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'live streaming video'.

 

[Sakrysta]

^Blech.

I've probably said this one before, but it's been popping up lately. Every time someone says, "Take my hand," my brain finishes with, "Why? Are you a stranger in paradise?" I think that particular Goon Show episode is burned in my brain. "Napoleon's Piano" - how DID they come up with those ideas, anyway?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Oh, another obscure Munch line (he is hitting on Dr. Rodgers, the medical examiner):

Munch: Will you ever have dinner with me?
Rodgers: Not while I can still feed myself.

Different episode. A victim has died, apparently during S&M:

Rodgers: No defensive wounds.
Briscoe: That's odd.
Rodgers: Yeah, the fun part for these guys is the struggle after they've been tied up.
(pause)
Rodgers: Or so I've heard.

Rodgers is so deadpan, you gotta love her.

 

[Mistral]

Not the One. **shakes head** Not the One.
Usually, I say this when confronted by a choice.

 

[Vanyel]

Another line that gets stuck in my head, and it's a line that I'd like to use at some point but no one's ever set me up for up for it is:

"Oh, piss on your hat!"

 

[Orac Zen]

"She'll never understand. She's old. I mean, she must be at least thirty!!"

I'll look in a day or two to see if anyone recognises that one.

 

[HighteeHeller]

m-o-o-n, that spells moon.