Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Help, I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far

Soon you will come to know...when the bullet hits the bone"

- Golden Earring, 'Twilight Zone'

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

"Are you a Muslim?"
"No, I'm in television."
--Evey Hammond & Daddy Dietrich, V for Vendetta

 

[M'Sharak]

"Let's stop the bickering in the ranks, here! Do you want the war to end on a note of triumph or disaster?"
"Aaaah, like either way, man... "
"What?"
" ...just so it swings."
"Look... "
"Scooby-doo!"
*BOOM!*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Lots of good ones from Top Secret!:

- "Ich liebe dich, mein Schatz!"

- "There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen."

- "I was teaching a course in Black History at the University of Blaupunkt."

- "WHAT phony dog poo?"

- "I just told him I'd put his name on the Montgomery Ward mailing list."

- "If you stay here, your life will be worth less than a beaker of butadiene in a colloid solution."

 

[cultcross]

"Dammit Morpheus! not everyone believes as you believe!"
"My beliefs do not require them to."

 

[TGTheodore]

"Let's stop the bickering in the ranks, here! Do you want the war to end on a note of triumph or disaster?"
"Aaaah, like either way, man... "
"What?"
" ...just so it swings."
"Look... "
"Scooby-doo!"
*BOOM!*

Okay ... NOW you're on my Most Liked List!!!!

--Ted

 

[M'Sharak]

I figured someone might spot that.

 

[Mistral]

I swear that woman would eat her own young.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!"
- Men in Black

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"It just be rainin' black people in New York!" (Men in Black)

 

[Vanyel]

"It's a sweater!"

"Gonna make it. Gonna make it. Gonna make it? Not gonna make it..not gonna make it..not gonna make it."

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

"May I have your watch when you are dead?"
"What'd he say?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Look at that. Do you *believe* these guys?"
- The guy who narrates every L&O opening, the only time he ever appeared onscreen in an episode. It was L&O's pilot ep (Everybody's Favorite Bagman)

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

"Punished we were! Disproportionate to our crimes!"
-- Pirates of the Carribean

I don't know why that sticks in my head. It just does.

 

[Delta Belle]

From Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

Suspect in custody, to Eames: "And you're way too hot to be a cop."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

From Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

Suspect in custody, to Eames: "And you're way too hot to be a cop."

Different episode, same show:

Eames - "You can go do your little dance in hell now."

 

[Mistral]

Bite me, bitch ! I got Dr, Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on my side!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Those women were in the nip!"

 

[Mistral]

"Blackwulf's got a secret weapon. I'm telli' ya, we can't lose."

 

[Delta Belle]

From Fantasy Island. Tanya Roberts played a woman trying to win a big cash prize by staying in a haunted house for one hour. The house's ghostly occupant is an 18th-century man who can't rest in peace, because in life he ran away from a fight for fear of being killed. After Roberts wins the prize, the man becomes mortal. She dresses him 20th century-style, and takes him out by the pool. When she removes her coverup, he nearly faints at sight of her bikini.

"In my day, people never wore so little even on their wedding night."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"You shot a SIX-year-old! What is WRONG with you?"

- Detective Joel Stevens, Boomtown

(This is the kind of line that only works when somebody like Donnie Wahlberg says it.)