Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[entfan4ever]

What. Does. A. Yellow. Light. Mean?

Jim taking his the test for his cabbie license on "Taxi". One of the funniest scenes ever filmed.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

"She shot my hat Ray."
"She shot you in the hat."
"I can feel the air coming through the hole."
"It doesn't look good."

Due South right?

 

[Plum]

Another X-Files line... from memory, I swear...

Mulder: I'll drive.
Scully: Why do you have to drive. Because you're the man? The big strong man!?!
Mulder: No, I just wasn't sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

 

[John Picard]

From Hot Fuzz:
"Why do you think he's wearing a hood to cover his face?"
"Because he's fuck ugly."

 

[nx1701g]

The last line from "The Devil's Advocate" is still stuck in my head (so much so that I wrote a paper on it for my Contemporary Religions course earlier today):

Milton/Satan: Vanity, my favorite sin.

 

[CommanderTrip]

More recently, I've noticed that every now and again I have the Joker laugh from the Dark Knight trailer when he is behind the wheel of the semi get stuck in my head...... same with the creepy opening of the same trailer.

 

[Delta Belle]

From Exit to Eden:

Man: How may I fulfill your greatest fantasy?
Rosie O'Donnell: Go paint my house!

Rosie O'Donnell: Cuff her!
Dan Ackroyd: I don' t have any cuffs!
O'Donnell: We're the only people on this island without handcuffs!

 

[Exit8A]

(After beheading a guy)
-Now, take him to be tortured!


-Take him to Detroit!
-NOOOO! NOT DETROIT! NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!


-The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at eleven.

-I'm not wearing any pants, film at eleven.

 

[M'Sharak]

The last line from "The Devil's Advocate" is still stuck in my head (so much so that I wrote a paper on it for my Contemporary Religions course earlier today):

Milton/Satan: Vanity, my favorite sin.

As long as we're on the subject of sin:

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

In honor of my current avatar : "Got any blues?"

 

[Roshi]

What's inside of me? What's inside of me? WHAT'S INFUCKINGSIDE OF ME???

Best fuck placement ever!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Due South right?

Yup, the first three are.

 

[scorpius1701]

The Ref

"Dont piss me off, its christmas!!!"

 

[HighteeHeller]

Are you classified as human?
Negative, i am a meat popsicle.

I only speak two languages; english and bad english.

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

"Consider for a moment your achievement. I once told you the story of a sailor who drowned."
"He said it was like going home."
"I lied. He said it was agony."
--Cutter & Angier, THE PRESTIGE

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

This is a line I repeat in my head every time I have a bad day at work.

"How do you feel?"
"Like snapping necks until everyone is dead."
--Spike & Giles, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER "A New Man" after Giles is transformed into a Feoral demon

 

[Delta Belle]

From The Beverly Hillbillies movie:

"Where is your mother?"
"She's changing."
"That would be too much to hope for."

"It ain't sissy for girls to act like girls."

"Ever since your ma died, I done what I knew best. Raised you up like a boy....Elly, nature made you a girl. And here lately she's been getting more and more positive about it."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Are you classified as human?
Negative, i am a meat popsicle.

I only speak two languages; english and bad english.

(Bruce adlibbed that last line, BTW. )

Same film:

"GIMME THE CASH!"

 

[HighteeHeller]

^I love the scene with the guy in the hat! Poor BW just cant help himself and starts to laugh out loud at the end of the scene and says to him, "thats a very nice hat."

 

[Robotpo]

"You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!!!"

"Stop eating my sesame cake!"

"The McDonald's Big Mac, now with 10% less fat than a bowel of fat".

"I usually spit, but I don't usually spit with so much, VOL-UME!"

"I've had it you four-eyed fuck, and you fat piece of shit! Bring me the head!"

"Hey doc, I'll let you have the house cheap".

"APE KILLED APE! APE KILLED APE!" Etc...