Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[kitkat]

M´Sharak said:
^
"You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... "
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"... No... "
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

Love that too!! He still looks half asleep and baffled as he says all the lines.

 

[Roshi]

For you Brad, I got five.

 

[adv1701]

I forgot to put a line in my last post.
" No more yanky my wanky the donger need food"

 

[Mistral]

"Learn it, know it, love it." is this from FAST TIMES?

 

[M'Sharak]

Mistral said:
"Learn it, know it, love it." is this from FAST TIMES?

Almost.

Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...
Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"$97.51?!"

 

[zakkrusz]

YYZ said:
Adagio, canu remind me where that is from?

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie. Spike says it while being matched move for move by Electra.

 

[Ethros]

There's a scene in Terminator 2 where John Connor electronically steals some cash from an ATM, and as he grabs says "Easy money!"

So for some reason every single time I use a cash machine (ATM) I always think of that, and say it aloud too

 

[Scott Delaney]

From Life on Mars:

"I'm Gene Hunt, your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly dinner time. I'm 'aving 'oops."

"Don't move, you are surrounded by armed bastards!"

"Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids."

I do love that show...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Pink... I mean Ow!"

 

[Lapis Exilis]

"Nuke's scared cause his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here, we need a live roos - was it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Jimmy and Millie for their wedding present - we're dealing with a lot of shit here..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Another scene from MXC. This episode was Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement. One of the contestants was doing the "Dash To Death" game and Kenny couldn't figure out which team he belonged to:

Vic: He's a sheet rocker moonlighting as a tub caulker.
Kenny: Tub caulker? He likes fat chicks?
Vic: I wouldn't know, Kenny.
Kenny: So what does he do with his caulk?
Vic: He puts it in the crack.
Kenny: Oh, so he's in porn, then.
Vic: Kenny, listen, he's in construction.
Kenny: (confused) You say he sticks his caulk in the crack, but he's in construction... I thought you said he was a sheep stalker.
Vic: I said a *sheet rocker*. Plus, I was talking about caulking compound.
Kenny: He built a PLACE to do this?
Vic: Caulking! It's used to fill cracks!
Kenny: Am I missing something here?
Vic: Well thanks to you, Kenny, we've pretty much missed this entire run!

 

[M'Sharak]

"I bet you're gay."

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"I have come here to chew bubblegun and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Sakrysta]

"Don't worry. I'm making a note of it."
From a goofy MMC skit

"Bored now."
Vamp Willow

"I hate this place! I hate this filthy, stinking, dirty place! I hate the fish! I hate the lake! I hate it all! I can't stand this place!"
The original Parent Trap - Vicki, the hated would-be stepmother pitching her hissy fit before storming off down the mountain. My head says this one all the time when I'm at work.

 

[M'Sharak]

"I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken."

 

[PointyHairedJedi]

Some more Goon Show gems that have stuck with me:

"You're the cleverest idiot I've ever met."

"This is the BBC, makers of faux pas!"

"Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Shut up... oh wait, that's me."

"Ah, goodharpen Herr Grytpype. I've been looking for you all over the ball room."
"You fool, you made it so obvious hanging on the chandelier."

"What are you doing in that piano?"
"I'm hidin!"
"Nonsense, he's been dead for years."

"Sapristi monkeys, it's so cold!"

"It was nineteen twenty-seven which lasted exactly one year."

"Have you ever been shipwrecked?"
"No."
"I'll arrange for it."

"Great heaps of green splat!"

"...The Cron Prinz, being of the house of Eidelburger was the heir. But we reactionaries did not want another Eidelburger on the throne."

"Sapristi nobolas, what's a cinema organist doing in the Sahara Desert?"
"It might be Sandy on holiday."
"It's always sandy on holiday in the Sahara."

"The sound of chickens has specially been added for those living in rural districts."

"Hands up or I'll draw my rations!""
"Himmel! It's an English NAAFI manager!""
"Don't move. Don't move or I'll turn the key in this tin of spam."

Spike Milligan = Some Kinda Genius.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"What about the guy you lobotomized...did he get a refund?"

 

[M'Sharak]

PointyHairedJedi said:

"Nonsense, he's been dead for years."

 

[ManOnTheWave]

"This is the end... but the moment has been prepared for."

Doctor Who