Gryptype-Thynne always did get the best lines.M´Sharak said:
Obscure lines that stick in your head.
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^ How weird is it that I woke up this morning with Goon Show quotes in my head waiting for this thread!
"Have a picture of Queen Victoria."
"No thanks. I'm trying to give them up."
"Needle Noddle Noo!"
"Fine fine fine..."
"Take my hand!"
"Why, are you a stranger in paradise?"
That last one is a CLASSIC among my old college friends. Half of them don't even know why.
"Have a picture of Queen Victoria."
"No thanks. I'm trying to give them up."
"Needle Noddle Noo!"
"Fine fine fine..."
"Take my hand!"
"Why, are you a stranger in paradise?"
That last one is a CLASSIC among my old college friends. Half of them don't even know why.
"Oh, hush up, you potentate of righteousness!"
--MST3K "The Dead Talk Back"
"I'm going to exact petty, childish revenge on you and pour beer all over your most beloved objects. ...What is your most beloved object?"
"Well, I guess that would have to be my personalized heirloom beerstein."
--Crow & Mike, MST3K "Girl in Gold Boots"
"I think you have problems viewing Crow as a sexual being."
"He's not a sexual being! He's a robot and so are you!"
--Tom Servo & Mike, MST3K "Girl in Gold Boots"
"Sometimes I think I lie because I'm evil."
--Pearl Forrrester, MST3K "Time Chasers" (I think)
"This is the gulag of Rura Penthe. There is no stockade, no guard tower, no electronic frontier. Only a magnetic shield, which prevents beaming. Punishment means exile from prison to the surface. On the surface, nothing can survive. Work well and you will be treated well. Work badly and you will die."
--Rura Penthe warden, Star Trek VI
--MST3K "The Dead Talk Back"
"I'm going to exact petty, childish revenge on you and pour beer all over your most beloved objects. ...What is your most beloved object?"
"Well, I guess that would have to be my personalized heirloom beerstein."
--Crow & Mike, MST3K "Girl in Gold Boots"
"I think you have problems viewing Crow as a sexual being."
"He's not a sexual being! He's a robot and so are you!"
--Tom Servo & Mike, MST3K "Girl in Gold Boots"
"Sometimes I think I lie because I'm evil."
--Pearl Forrrester, MST3K "Time Chasers" (I think)
"This is the gulag of Rura Penthe. There is no stockade, no guard tower, no electronic frontier. Only a magnetic shield, which prevents beaming. Punishment means exile from prison to the surface. On the surface, nothing can survive. Work well and you will be treated well. Work badly and you will die."
--Rura Penthe warden, Star Trek VI
All those fake names from MST3K's version of Space Mutiny.
"To name but a few."
How awesome would it be to be able to say "Ying tong iddle eye po!" in front of a crowd of people and have them all yell "GOOD!" back at you?
"I think the dead should shut up unless there's something to say!" - Jason Miller as Patient X, The Exorcist III (1990) 
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
"You had sex... with my prom date! You! Had! Sex! With! My! Prom Date!"
-"Can't I help it if the guy can't take a joke? Besides, did you ever get a look at his wife?"
-"Yeah, ugly bitch"
"Here's an idea. Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
-"Can't I help it if the guy can't take a joke? Besides, did you ever get a look at his wife?"
-"Yeah, ugly bitch"
"Here's an idea. Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
Ah, fairy dreams, we mortals share.PointyHairedJedi said:
"To name but a few."
How awesome would it be to be able to say "Ying tong iddle eye po!" in front of a crowd of people and have them all yell "GOOD!" back at you?
Now I need a dose of Goon.
Or a gorilla. Though I'm trying to give them up. They hurt my throat, naughty gorillas. I should try a monkey - Eccles says they're milder.
Oh, and "Curses and naughty words!" That's another college years classic very few knew the actual source of.
I've forgotten which episode it was, but I remember a scene from Charlie's Angels in which Bosley, Kelly and Kris get into a heavily secured house disguised as the exterminator. When a Chinese helper answers the door, they pull a gun on him.
Helper: "You kill bugs with gun?"
Yes, it was a stereotype; but I enjoyed the laugh anyway. And I'm Chinese myself.
Helper: "You kill bugs with gun?"
Yes, it was a stereotype; but I enjoyed the laugh anyway. And I'm Chinese myself.
I have taken to saying "Sapristi!" on occasion, which has gotten me a couple of baffled looks so far.Oh, and "Curses and naughty words!" That's another college years classic very few knew the actual source of.
"Well, I'm going to take a bath."
"You English, so brave!"
"But this idiot is English."
"Is there any other kind?"
"I'll give you something to make you talk. Take that!
"A pound note! I'm English, money won't make me talk. I'll just... point."
Oh, I could go on and on and on.
"Stop sulking about that silly little hole in your head!"
"You rotten swine you!"
"Proof positive!"
"But I have done my homework, and I washed my knees - look! points to white spot on leg Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot!"
"Stop that dooting man!"
"I don't wish to know that!"
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"Spoken like a man!"
"Yes, I can do impressions you know."
"My card!"
"My card!"
"My card!"
"Swap!"
"Isle of what?"
"The Isle of Yu."
"I love you too. Shall we dance?"
I'm sorry, I'm filling the thread with goon. I can't help it. I'm on a goon binge now. It's PHJ's fault!
"You rotten swine you!"
"Proof positive!"
"But I have done my homework, and I washed my knees - look! points to white spot on leg Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot!"
"Stop that dooting man!"
"I don't wish to know that!"
rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb
"Spoken like a man!"
"Yes, I can do impressions you know."
"My card!"
"My card!"
"My card!"
"Swap!"
"Isle of what?"
"The Isle of Yu."
"I love you too. Shall we dance?"
I'm sorry, I'm filling the thread with goon. I can't help it. I'm on a goon binge now. It's PHJ's fault!
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Captain
"There's a certain--symmetry--to that."
Jobeth Williams' character at the end of "The Big Chill". I say it all the time.
Jobeth Williams' character at the end of "The Big Chill". I say it all the time.
"Good morning, I'd like some aftershave, please."
"Certainly sir. Walk this way."
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need aftershave!"
"Certainly sir. Walk this way."
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need aftershave!"
[gives George some shirts]
" Now you'll like these. You'll really "dig" them. They're "fab," and all the other pimply hyperboles... "
"I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're grotty."
"Grotty?"
"Yeah, grotesque."
"Make a note of that word and give it to Susan. It's quite touching, really. Here's this kid, giving me his utterly valueless opinion, when I know for a fact that within a month he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex and loss of status because he isn't wearing one of these nasty things! Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit, that's why they were designed! But that's what you'll want."
"I won't."
"You can be replaced, chickie baby."
"I don't care."
" Now you'll like these. You'll really "dig" them. They're "fab," and all the other pimply hyperboles... "
"I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're grotty."
"Grotty?"
"Yeah, grotesque."
"Make a note of that word and give it to Susan. It's quite touching, really. Here's this kid, giving me his utterly valueless opinion, when I know for a fact that within a month he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex and loss of status because he isn't wearing one of these nasty things! Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit, that's why they were designed! But that's what you'll want."
"I won't."
"You can be replaced, chickie baby."
"I don't care."
"She shot my hat Ray."
"She shot you in the hat."
"I can feel the air coming through the hole."
"It doesn't look good."
"Duck doesn't mean duck, duck means duck!"
"Unmush! Unmush!"
"Are you, Alice, currently menstruating right now?"
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
"She shot you in the hat."
"I can feel the air coming through the hole."
"It doesn't look good."
"Duck doesn't mean duck, duck means duck!"
"Unmush! Unmush!"
"Are you, Alice, currently menstruating right now?"
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
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