Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[estrea]

"I can't do this. A woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. I can't afford therapy on my salary."

"Oh, yes, you can. Because you're Sam Fuller, FBI. And you're not afraid of anything. And I'm...well, tonight, I'm Big Bird."

Sandra Bullock to Regina King in "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

I thought I would fall off the couch laughing. This is one time the follow-up is funnier than the original. And normally I don't go for these kinds of films, but I'm glad I did.

 

[JPSEric]

John_Picard said:

TheArsenal said:
"I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now".

"No lieutenant, your men are already dead."

DAMMIT! I know that movie, I just can't think of it.

Oh please that's so easy....The Matrix

 

[Plum]

Correct-o-mondo.

 

[shivkala]

"Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Caribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea."

"And that spells cash with a capital..."
"K!"
"You should go back to school."
"I hated teaching."

"'No?' Flakfizer doesn't know the MEANING of the word 'No!' We're also a little fuzzy on 'panaglutin' and 'viscosity.''
-followed by: "I didn't know the meaning of the word 'no,' but he had it down pretty good."

"Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them."

"Charity work. I gather these for those less fortunate than myself who can't afford pornography."

"And she looks like she's about fifteen."
"No, no, no."
"Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago."

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"A vampire pretending to be a human pretending to be vampire..."

 

[Exit8A]

"And where would you like the vehicle sent, Mr. Papagiorgio?"

"I strangled him, his body's decomposing in my locker."

"Fuck me, he cleared it!"

"Kick me out of the game!"

-"I want you to think about what you have done. And from now on, stop playing with yourself!"
-"It is God."

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"Fuck me, he cleared it!" is that from Robin Hood.

My favorite like from that movie: "In this world there are no perfect people, only perfect intentions."

 

[zakkrusz]

"And what was the real lesson? Don't Leave Things in the fridge."
Spike Spiegel-Cowboy Bebop

"My ship works better when I kick it."
Spike Spiegel-Cowboy Bebop

"Man can not live on carbohydrates alone."
Spike Spiegel-Cowboy Bebop

"It's not repulsive, it's very soothing actually. It's called heavy metal by the way"
Victoria Turpskedae-Cowboy Bebop

“There once was a tiger–stripped cat. This cat died a million deaths, was revived, and lived a million lives and was owned by many different people he didn’t really care for. This cat wasn’t afraid to die. Then, one day this cat became a stray cat, which meant it was free and he met a white, female cat and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years past and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger stripped cat cried a million times, then he died too, except this time, he didn’t come back to life.”
Spike Spiegel-Cowboy Bebop

 

[kitkat]

Exit8A said:
-"I want you to think about what you have done. And from now on, stop playing with yourself!"
-"It is God."

I LOVE Real Genius!

A couple more from that movie:

"Why is that toy on your head?"
"Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes."

"Kent puts his name on his license plate."
"My mom does the same thing with my underwear."
"Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said....'I drank what?'."

"I'm thinking of naming my first child after you....Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it."

 

[M'Sharak]

^
"You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... "
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"... No... "
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

 

[Adagio]

"I love women that can kick my ass." (I love this line.)

 

[Mike Farley]

"The whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers!"

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Adagio, canu remind me where that is from?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

my least favorite line from a move.. I think all of you will agree, especially those who watch Spike TV:

"Show me the money"

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

^^I believe that "I love a woman who can kick my ass" is from Cowboy Bebop: The Movie. Spike says it while he's fighting that military lady in the pharmaceutical plant.

Exit8A said:
"I strangled him, his body's decomposing in my locker."

Ahh, Stand & Deliver. Great movie starring Edward James Olmos. There's another good line in the film where one of the students is planning to drop out of school and drive fork-lifts like his father. His teacher (Olmos) tries to talk him out of it. The kid replies, "Three years in the union and I'll be making more than you." It's such a bitter moment.

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

My co-worker & I repeat this one all the time...
"What is to become of the one called Jar Jar Binks?"
"Heesen to be...PEUnished."
--Qui-Gon Jinn & Big Boss Nass, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

adv1701 said:
Daredevil sucked soooo bad how many times did you watch it and why are you punishing yourself like that?

I lost track of how many times I've seen that movie, both in the Theatrical & Director's Cuts. And it kicks ass! You really wanna diss the double-D with me?! Huh?! You want a war?!?!

And if you want to talk about self-punnishment, talk to JM1776. He's the one with the Arizona Cardinals logo as his avatar.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Zimmerman Flew, Tyler Knew

 

[adv1701]

The Borgified Corpse said:
My co-worker & I repeat this one all the time...
"What is to become of the one called Jar Jar Binks?"
"Heesen to be...PEUnished."
--Qui-Gon Jinn & Big Boss Nass, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

adv1701 said:
Daredevil sucked soooo bad how many times did you watch it and why are you punishing yourself like that?

I lost track of how many times I've seen that movie, both in the Theatrical & Director's Cuts. And it kicks ass! You really wanna diss the double-D with me?! Huh?! You want a war?!?!

And if you want to talk about self-punnishment, talk to JM1776. He's the one with the Arizona Cardinals logo as his avatar.

I tried to give it a second and third chance when it was on last week but it was really bad. I love Micheal Clarke Duncan but as the Kingpin no way.DD's costume was crappy and everybody acted like crap.I was looking forward to it when it was being made but it didn't deliver.The only good thing in it was Jennifer Garner. Sorry,it sucks when you want something to be good as it isn't.That being said I hope Iron man delivers.
Better the AZ Cardinals then the NE Pats.
LETS GO JETS(see something I want to be good but isn't)

 

[Roshi]

Tyler Durden/Jack:
"Do NOT fuck with us!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts! I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel!"