It's a fucking TV show.
Having read message boards over the years, and I've spoken to many Tonight Show fans, and some of you have written... y'know... hundreds of post about late night television, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you, people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're acting! You've turned an enjoyable little show, created as a lark decades ago, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!
You, you're almost 30...have you ever gone to bed before 10:30 on a weeknight?
I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch late night television! I SLEPT! So... stop staying up till the wee hours of the morning! And get some sleep and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!
Perhaps Conan can have Shatner come up on stage and perform that!
