Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
the dead Tellarite's burnt flesh, savouring the
salty flavor that so many others had
mistaken for country ham and Canadian bacon.
Canadian bacon had been outlawed in 2205
after it was discovered Tellarite meat was
much cheaper and more plentiful, allowing for
low, low prices and unwitting cannibalism.
it's not cannibalism if we eat offworld,"
"That's nonsense." McCoy said, while chewing on
a juicy ham hock in his breakfast.
"I've been around long enough to know
when cannibalism is cannibalism."
McCoy was there
when the first Tellarites had succumbed to
the Cannibalism Epidemic of 2252, the most
strange thing for him being that his
daughter Joanna actually consumed some Tellarite flesh
and it made her hairy and argumentitive.
She developed a porcine snout and grew
a 3rd vagina -yes, a 3rd vagina.
This made her wildly popular among those
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