Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
slice of roadkill between.
Upset stomachs were
not common, due to the unusual constitutions
of your average Russian. They were a
mix of Malamute and chameleon, which was
once considered to be genetically impossible but
made for fun fireside chats on lonely
nights when the winds howled and the
smell reminded everyone of the Eugenics Wars
and Black Hitler's farts. Black Hitler hadn't
been seen since 2199's Zombie Madonna scandal,
in which her pussy rioted - literally, and
was sent away for two years. Protests
ensued during which Starfleet was ordered to
play Lady Gaga music at every graduation
procession in San Francisco. This resulted in
graduates lighting their farts with phasers duing
the events and causing massive explosions that
looked like old fashioned fireworks, until one
would blow out an entire
birthday cake for somebody 1000
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