Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
the ghost of Pat Sajak, who was
seen occasionally farting on the deflector dish.
Nobody knew why Sajak's ghost wanted to
upgrade the deflectors so, but efficiency peaked
at 107% whenever his ectoplasm was used
as mouthwash by the engineering staff.
ran a comb through his kinky, curly
pubic hair, searching for his tiny penis.
Micropenis was, after all, a Russian inwention.
When that didn't work, McCoy was called
a giraffe and this made him very
angry but it got Chekov, a furry,
all hot and aroused. He tried to
imitate a giraffe's mating call, but only
managed to sound like a conjoined elephant.
Horny elephants stormed the bridge, knocking down
the glass window everybody thought was really
tacky looking because it had wild colors
and ghostly naked holgrams if you squinted
hard enough to be able to see
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