Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
reality, full of Talosians and dragons and
talking, fire breathing goats.
poured his coffee out onto his crotch,
and immediately wished he wasn't faking paralysis.
He leapt out of his chair and
tore his burning pants off, but unfortunately
he forgot he wasn't wearing any skivvies
People had to squint to see what
on earth he was wearing below his
single, rather saggy left breast. It was
a truly disturbing sight to behold. His
Borg-enhanced testicles strobed blindingly, obscuring his
ability to properly eat his meals or
see his feet, such as they were.
His feet had a history of being
rather Hobbit-like and hairy. Hos toenails
, painted in rainbow colors by Vena, had
badly needed a touch-up, so he called
Carol Burnett (as Mrs. Wiggins) over to
chew on them for awhile, which caused
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