Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
on this ship?! This whole vessel has
become quite damp. Is there a leak
in the crew toilets?" Scotty checked the
one and only bathroom on board, and
found that someone had overflowed the crapper.
"Fuck. We're screwed." the engineer declared.
we just need to soak up this
mess with lots and lots and lots
of Brawny...the big, tough towel!" Kirk
deperately needed the toilet, and thus agreed
to pile loads and loads of Brawny
all over the decks, hoping that it'll
awaken the Borg Queen who could help
, if only her evil ways could be
changed in some way so that she
started wearing pretty dresses and maybe even
some blush. Her pasty white epidermal layer
could do with some spray-on tan
, her finger nails direly needed a manicure
and her writhing, glowing red spinal column
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