Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
to make so much noise that the
entire sector would be carpet bombed quiet.
"We now interrupt this shameful display to
bring you news on a sale at
Klingmart. Limited time only: Bat'leth's for only
100 credits! And don't forget to bring
your goat leggings for an extra 5%
off your purchase! It's all
in the fine print on your tickets.
The commercial ended with obviously fake testimonials
made by individuals who got free passage
aboard ore freighters to the Gamma Hydra
Waterslide Fun Complex, where free-spirited Klingon
traders and scouts would spend hours entertaining
goat-herders into spending their money on overpriced
sheepskins and X-Boxes.
Admiral Pike got his wheelchair
fitted with expensive golden rims so that
everyone would know how cool he was
. He thought about jacking the chair, but
reconsidered after the Starfleet admiralty refused to
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