Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
. Section 31 went into lockdown. They feared
that their secret stashes of Risan porn
would be the next to go missing.
An immediate coverup was launched involving the
newsfeeds of every Federation member. Deception abounded.
Conflicting stories about Kirk's performance in Starfleet
started appearing in Admiralty daily reports. Pyke
couldn't believe the story that Kirk had
snuck into the girls locker room and
poured Liquid Heat all over their panties.
It just wasn't Kirk's style; he'd have
more likely stolen the panties rather than
sabotaged them. His fondness for getting women
upset by swiping their unmentionables was quite
legendary on the academy campus. Uhura had
several pairs of her own panties stolen
and eventually took to stashing them deep
in the radioactive pits of Enterprise's engineering
technical manual locker. Other than Scotty, there
were no crewmembers who knew about the
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