Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
a vodka-powered balalaika with neon lighting
"Semen! Semen! Eeeverywhere!"
Chekov was ecstatic.
He punched himself in the balls and
squealed as Sulu opened his mouth and
shoved several buffalo wings into it, making
him gag and ruining Christmas for everyone.
He spilled wing dipping sauce everywhere, making
the deck slippery and causing ants to
run for cover. Preferring a sweet sauce,
Admiral Smith killed the cook. "But, sir,
murder never solved anything. Try torture, instead,”
he recommended as he grabbed The Comfy
Captain's Chair. "No, NOOOOOOOOO!" pleaded Scotty. But
he had already been pushed down into
a pit of existential despair, and could
never hope to regain his sanity. Sadly,
everyone else was alone there with him.
They were four men, living all together.
"If I play my cards right, I
might be able to score free sex
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