Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Chekov named himself Pope after the famous
Vatican Shore Leave incident of 2257 when
Kirk got drunk and declared himself to
be Dictator of Earth with powers to
decide who lives and who dies. "I
will make the decisions now! I want
a statue, made of gold and with
lots of REAL HAIR!!! Yes, hair! HAIR!!!!"
He then cackled maniacally and threw a
molotov cocktail into the engine room.
Scotty yelled. "Ye cannae be throwing any
incendiary devices into me bairns! The dilithium
articulation frame of the main reactor was
nae designed for that sort--"
Kirk ordered as he jutted his finger
into the air... maniacally. "I hereby decree
that the Enterprise be turned into a
strip club, and these engines can be
turned into gigantic strobe lights for the
shaving of my public hair by noon!"
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