Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
"Soylent Green was a Russian inwention," said Chekov.
'SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE," screamed Charlton Heston.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, BEN-HUR!" Kirk shouted
Sulu entered, ready for the orgy on
the bridge, and was taken aback. "What
is this? Why are Santa Claus' elves
all naked and greased up? This is
wonderful! OOOh my, Ohhh my! Oooooh my!"
One of the elves handed Sulu a
Tazer. "Use it on yourself," he grumbled.
"It will please Space Santa." Sulu looked
confused, but complied, tazering himself repeatedly. "Oh
MYYYYY....now that was wild!!!" He jerked
in violent seizures, repeatedly slamming his head
against his helm console until the controls
were permanently set on a course for
Klingon space. The Enterprise jumped to warp
and turned into Janice Dickenson.
hell just happened?!" Kirk was stunned that
he was now a radish, but stranger
Separate names with a comma.